Tom Byron's latest project, "Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper," got us wondering why it took so long for Mr. Byron to add any spices into his tasty treats. Of course, now that he's used salt and pepper, where will he go next? That's where you come in.

Tell us: what are your favorite ways to spice up sex? This, of course, doesn't have to be literal. Then again, if you have a super kinky way to incorporate star anise and cinnamon into your love life, feel free to share with the world.

Post your entries in the comments section. Whoever presents a finger-licking-good blend of 11 herbs and spices will win a copy of Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper, and hopefully influence Tom Byron's next film project.

And now to rule on last week's Elizabethan flirt-off. All of you: most impressive. junkzm3001's quick jab of game was sweet and to the point, and will likely be used by a certain Fleshbot employee at the clubs later tonight:

Parting is such sweet sorrow, unless it be the splitting of your legs.

Chicks dig Shakespeare, right?

Anyway, since the remaining entries are all from winners of previous Fleshbot contests, we have ourselves a real veteran battle. You are excellent combatants; grand writers, all of you. If we could, we'd split the DVD in thirds and give each of you a piece so that you could only watch it when you united the broken portions like that crown from Hellboy II: The Golden Army. But we won't do that.

So we declare: MalzyWheels is the winner! Observe, how he entices the females:

If I werst to compare thee to a frolicking summer's day,
wouldst thou look upon thyself as a lowly Summer's Eve?
Thou art so lovely, and so fine,
with golden locks of pearls draping around thine fair, beautiful face.
Thou bosom arst so ample, so healthy, so grand,
Like a majestic mountain range ye admires off in the vast horizon.
With a stout, strong frame, with padding whereat one wouldst expect,
I wouldst grasp unto to thee by the behind and mount thy person like a rabid dog.
But I get carried away with thyself.

That line about Summer's Eve gave us a bard-on (thanks to Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man for that gem). Still, readers should definitely go back and read the other entries, by Pinkie and Beaker.

Congratulations (again), MalzyWheels! You just brought The Curse of MacBeth upon yourself. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Rich flavors of Jada Fire courtesy of 3rd Degree Movies (promo.thirdmovies.com)

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Lacey Duvalle Licks Cock And Plays With Cum (pornhub.com)

· Charles Hamilton - Lacey Duvalle (nahright.com)
· Interscope Rapper Pens Ode to Adult Industry, Star Lacey Duvalle (xbiz.com)

· Mike Jones ft. Hurricane Chris - Drop And Gimme 50 (YouTube)

· Miss Tori Black (MySpace)
· Tori Black @ LA Direct Models (ladirectmodels.com)
· Tori Black Videography (Adult DVD Empire)

At $1,650 a pop (oh yes, we're going there) or a mere $275 each, it's highly unlikely that any of the characters on the new ultra-high-end designed vibes from JimmyJane's new Ultimate Member Limited line are making it anywhere near our collective hoo-hahs around the Fleshbot offices—after all, we're saving up for that coveted pogo dick. But if we did have the collective willpower to take the office bourbon jar fund and save it for a few years, we most certainly would enjoy introducing any (or all) of the kick-ass Jamie Hewlett (of "Tank Girl" and Gorillaz illustration fame) and Kabaret's Prophecy collaborated, artsy, quiet-as-a-mouse vibes to our tired, porn-weary bits. At least so we could say our hoo-hahs were touched by coolness at least once. -V. Blue

· Jamie Hewlett + Kabaret's Prophecy for JimmyJane (jimmyjane.com)

Previously: Sex Toys by Lelo, Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive, Vortex Vibrations: Vacuuming Your Way To A Better Orgasm, How To: Silence Your Vibrator, Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys of 2006

Maybe we're just getting jaded in our old age, but for some reason a celebrity sex tape just isn't as fun or exciting when it has the tacit permission of the parties involved to be distributed and stretches the definition of "celebrity" to begin with—both of which might be the case with the already hyped Kim Kardashian romp with hip-hop r&b star Ray J, which Vivid announced late yesterday it had paid $1 million to a "third party" for distrubution rights and which will hit the file sharing method of your choice stores soon. Since we doubt a company like Vivid would risk selling something like this without having the necessary 2257 documentation on hand, there's the sneaking suspicion that Kim might be in full cahoots with its distribution process, which kind of takes the edge off everything as far as we're concerned. But if that turns out to be the case, don't think for a moment that she's doing it for the money: as she told the Daily News last month, "I'm not poor; I'm not desperate. I would never attempt to sell a tape. It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I have two successful businesses, and I don't need the money." And when it comes to something that will both increase her name recognition value and give her something else in common with BFF Paris Hilton besides being famous for dubious reasons ... well, you can't put a price on that either.

· Kim Kardashian Superstar, Featuring Ray J. (kimksuperstar.com)
· "Vivid Acquires Kim Kardashian Sex Tape for $1 Million" (AVN)
· "OH, KIM! SEX TAPE SNEAKS OUT" (Page Six)
· Kardashian Trailer Video (Metacafe)
Previously: Morning Wood: Another Look at Kim Kardashian

Though "driven" is probably the best word to describe the tantalizing Taneish Leslie. we could think of several others that would be almost as good—"hot", "sexy", and "versatile" among them. Born in Jamaica and raised in Toronto, Taniesh now lives in Georgia; in between all that traveling she was named Leading Video Vixen at the 2006 Black Music Awards and has been photographed by such Fleshbot faves as Viva Van Story. And if she weren't already busy enough, she's also the publisher of the shiny new J'Adore Magazine, which hits the stands in January. If you're as smitten with her as we are and want to send her a few tokens of your appreciation, her site advises that she loves anything involving skulls & bones ... and anything fetishy and pink. Yep, she's our kind of girl all right. -AR

· I Love Taniesh (official site @ ilovetaneish.com)
· J'Adore Magazine (jadoremag.com)

Considering the fact that the recent Playboy spread of the ridiculously hot Sandra Hubby shot by Pharrell Williams has been heating up the babelog scene for the past week or so, it's unpardonable that our otherwise eagle-eyed babe scouts have neglected to bring it to your attention since it hit the interweb last week. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that we're insanely jealous of the fact that aside from being rich and famous and talented, Pharrell also gets to have incredibly gorgeous women like Sandra take their clothes off for him just because he's, like, rich and famous and talented? Some guys have all the luck.

· Sandra Hubby by Pharrell Williams (this-is-supergirl.blogspot.com, via Softblog)

Previously: Snakes on a Playmate

Speaking of the French, we've also been laboring all this time under the misconception that hardcore French rap is something of an oxymoron; leave it to our filthy-minded relative at Drunken Stepfather to prove us wrong. From what we can tell from the credits it comes to us via a hip-hop artist-slash-aspiring pornstar named Mic Life, even if we can't understand exactly what he's rapping about (though we managed to make out the word "sensuel", which we think means something like "check out that hot stripper being penetrated with a glo-stick dildo")—maybe there's someone out there in Fleshbotland who can tell us more?

Sexy Music Video - video powered by Metacafe




· "I am - French Rap Porn Music Video of the Day" (drunkenstepfather.com)

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Update A reader writes:

Actually it's a French Canadian rap video - not that important, but it's definiteky not France French, European rap. Some translations:

- "Frotte ta graine sur ma bedaine" = "Rub your dick on my belly"
- "Frotte ta plotte sur ma bedaine" = "Rub your pussy on my belly"

Makes sense to us. Thanks B.!

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Previously: Karrine Steffans is "SuperHead", "Groupie Love", Li'l John Goes Vivid, Hip-Hop and Porn, Duran Duran: "The Chauffeur" (1982), Benny Benassi: "Who's Your Daddy?", "Satisfaction", Bikini Bandits/Eagles of Death Metal Video, Buckcherry: "Crazy Bitch", MSTRKRFT: "Easy Love", Asian Girls with Guns, Suicide Girls + Eon McKai Music Video (Louis XIV),