Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Girl Sword Fight Rehearsal (youtube.com)

sexy girls and there guns (youtube.com)

Sexy Femme Fatale Parking Garage Standoff Shootout Fight Scene (youtube.com)

Sexy cowgirl gunfight – shooting a cowboy (youtube.com)

GUNFIGHT & BALLBUSTING BY SEXY INDIAN GIRL (youtube.com)

Sexy hot Girl Firing Automatic Weapons – Summer takes aim (youtube.com)

So Close – Uncensored femme fatale Trailer (youtube.com)

Most brutal girl-on-girl Fight Ever (youtube.com)

Girls With Guns – Escape From Bitch Mountain (youtube.com)

Lovely Killer Girls with Guns (youtube.com)

· Veronica Zemanova – Action Girls Clip (boobieblog.com)

In this latest "trick" from director Robby D., it appears that evil ninja Tommy Gunn has created a sneaky website that will make men want to hump baked goods and lotion bottles (and has also made Robby shoot the ensuing brouhaha in 1970’s inspired sex-o-matic-vision). When Shay Jordan learns that she will no longer be able to ride hard cock because of this, she can barely stutter out her protest before sending her angels out to save the day and defeat her evil, oily-muscled nemesis.

It's clear that these women will stop at nothing to keep the world safe for boner-loving babes everywhere ... and we mean nothing! (In porn terms, that means ... well, you probably already know what it means. But peep our exclusive preview gallery below just to be sure.)

• "Naked Aces 5" Preview Gallery
• "Naked Aces 5" (DVD info + trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
• "Naked Aces 5" (Adult DVD Empire)

· BoundGirl (boundgirl.de, via Unscathed Corpse)

Assume the position with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Always Aroused Girl

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"a sadistic little fuck"

But far more often, I treat him like an exotic chocolate bar, taking him to bed with me and unwrapping him slowly, savoring the smell and anticipation forever before taking even a nibble. Or like a spider who has a wrapped-up fly - why devour it right away? It's not going anywhere.

This means we lie face to face in bed, close together (especially at his house, where he has only a twin sized bed), and I just look in his eyes, and we talk. Lately when we do this, he is usually desperate with arousal. That's hot for me, and frustrating for him. He'd rather be taken and devoured. I make him keep his hands away from his cock, sometimes with his arms crossed across his chest. I could do this forever.

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"Naughty Thursday Night with Darth Vader"

I got up and he surprised me by scooping me up in his arms and carrying me straight to the bedroom. He threw me onto our bed and told me to wait and not move. He went downstairs and got the toys and cooler bottle which still had my pussy juices all over it. He came upstairs and locked our bedroom door and came over to me with the toys. He plugged in the Hitachi and used it on my clit for a while before he stopped and turned his attention to the cooler bottle.

I've never been fucked by a bottle before. This was extremely intense and I could feel it filling me deeply at times when he shoved it in deep.

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"The Supermarket: A Daray Tale"

"Good boy, now go and slide down her pretty panties."

I feel his long, slim fingers slip under the lace at the side of my panties. He slides them down until they reach the tops of my garters. It's far enough, my ass is exposed and I wiggle it at him as encouragement. Dar keeps talking, his words finally spurring Tad to action as the first slap brushes my ass.

"Harder, Tad. You can't injure her by hitting her ass, no matter how hard."

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"Fiction: What it Takes"

As for jacking the cock of Mackenzie's stud while Max gave her dirty looks? That was just hot. The boy toy was groaning now but that was alright. Mackenzie was too into her story and herself to even notice. Helen kept stroking the guy's cock, taking extra care to run her fingernail right over the tip with every thrust. She was pumping it so hard, her breasts were jiggling. They were threatening to fall out of her custom made dress. Helen almost wished they would just to see if Mackenzie would notice.

The pretty boy reached his hand under the table and tried to grab Helen's thigh. Despite the loudness of the bar, Helen imagined she could hear Max's growl. Helen squeezed the boy's cock as hard as she could and the boy whimpered in pain. He pulled his hand back like her thigh was on fire and very wisely kept his hand above the table. Helen rewarded him with a much gentler grip and resumed stroking him.

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"Thirty-Eight Caliber Nipples"

He began inserting his fingers in me, loosing me up and getting the juices to flow. He covered the gun barrel with a condom and slowly began to insert it inside me. Back and forth he went, between his fingers and the gun until he was able to get it inside me. The protrusion on top of the gun was a bit pinchy. He took his time, forcing me to keep my legs spread open.

I jumped as he pulled the gun cock and released the trigger. Of course, it wasn't loaded, but the sound still alarms and he smiled at my reaction. He removed the barrel head and peeled off the condom. He began rubbing the polished steel over my stomach and breasts. Poised over my right nipple, he brought the barrel opening down and covered my nipple remarking that I had thirty-eight caliber nipples and that my clit was most likely a twenty-two.

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"Her and Mr. Yellow and Me"

By her tone, I could tell that she was going to that place again. Where it was her and whatever man she was picturing in her head, the lover she'd not yet felt comfortable enough to tell me about. My voice, the reminder that I was in the room with her, was a distraction.

By the time she came — five times, before she was through — she was bucking her hips, making the bed creak, as her body begged for more of his bigger-than-me cock.

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See also: Sugasm #117: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Spank Pass (TGP/preview gallery @ spankbuxx.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Start your countdowns with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Always Aroused Girl

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Happiness is a Warm Gun

I uncrossed my legs and leaned back to enjoy the feel of his hand on me. He indicated the gun and asked if he could use it. I was a bit nervous and excited about the idea which is always a good thing as far as I'm concerned. Even though I knew it wasn't loaded, it was still a very dangerous feeling knowing there was a weapon being used to arouse me. He began to move the long barrel of the gun against my pussy. The hard metal caressed my skin and soon I began to gasp with pleasure. I bent my knees and opened my legs even more and he worked the gun back and forth against my clitoris. I tensed and trembled as I came. He was pleased that he was able to "pop a few of my cherries." I was sliding off the sofa by then.

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The Shocker

I was so wet by that point that a slightly oily finger slid right into my ass without any hesitation. I lay there with one of his fingers bumping my clit, two in my pussy, one in my ass. For some reason, it was unbelievably relaxing. But the relaxation soon turned into urgency and I needed more that just his fingers inside me. "I need you to fuck me now." Removing all but his index finger from my ass, he slipped his cock into my dripping pussy, but only long enough to get it wet. It wasn't long before he took he disengaged completely, aimed a little higher, and slowly pushed against my tight little hole.

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Happy Finish

Candice and Tom rolled on the sofa. His hard cock pressed into her leg through his jeans. She was wet, her pussy yearning to be filled by someone, something, anything. His strong hands pushed up her pink lycra top to expose her boobs and erect nipples. His mouth descended on them, sucking and nibbling like a starving man. She rubbed herself on his leg, clitoris tingling from the sensation of wet silk on denim. She pushed him away and reached down to release the cock that she needed so badly. The sounds of Ian and Dawn cavorting on the carpet made her want it even more, now, hard and fast.

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Christmas Gifts

So that's how I found myself in a 69, getting him ready to enter her while her lips worked on my cock. He moved up close to us and I spread her lips open for him with one hand and rubbed his cock head against her swollen slit with the other. After a few strokes I let go, and he pierced his wife's cunt with his mushroom head. I pursed my lips on her clit and sucked gently while he immediately began steady full-length strokes in and out. She dropped her head, her hair falling over my cock as she moaned against my thigh and the mattress. I reached around behind him and began to tease his ass and moved my mouth to under his balls. I stretched my tongue up and began teasing his heavy nuts with my tongue, twirling around and slathering them with my saliva.

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Saturday Night Bondage and Spoon Spanking

He had laid out the handcuffs and leg cuffs and also my leash. I love being on the leash. It makes me feel owned and I feel his control over everything that I am doing. I can't even go to the bathroom without his permission. He put me right on the leash and removed my panties for me. He wanted a naked ass for spanking. He put me over the pillow and then put on the handcuffs and leg cuffs.

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Christmas

"Hey, cuz," he would say, pointedly, even as I envisioned ripping his clothes off his body and making him my love slave. He is not my cousin. He is not a relative of mine at all. There is no blood between us. Body fluids would be fine, but no familial blood. So I spent several days fantasizing about his hard, naked body. This all just before my period, the horniest time in my month. I was finally unable to resist any longer and found myself masturbating furiously, envisioning his fingers and mouth and all the wonderful things I'd make him do with them.

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See also: Sugasm #111: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Melissa Midwest (TGP gallery @ melissamidwest.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

· GirlsAndGuns.com (toughsportslive.com, via SugarBank)

Previously: Actiongirls Hit The Big Time: "Soldiers Of The Dead", Girls, Guns, and Ropes, Asian Girls With Guns, Guns and Babes, More Chicks With Guns

· Kate Bosworth has been showing up in bikini pictures lately, like it's her job. Wait, what is her job again? (egotastic.com)

· David Bowie plans to turn New York City into a giant burlesque house and we welcome our new Martian spider overlords. (observer.com, via Gawker)

· German tax inspectors go after the only sector of the economy that never goes into recession. It's not the world's oldest profession for nothing. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Hiring strippers for a birthday party is usually a can't miss proposition, unless it's for your son's sweet 16th. Maybe a bike would have been a better present. (mg.co.za)

· Palestine, Arkansas, draws up plans to ban the sale of all pornography within city limits. Says the city lawyer: "I'm not sure that it is constitutional, but you must start somewhere." That makes almost as much sense as that completely unrelated picture of a guy building a fence. (thnews.com)

· Remember, guns don't kill people ... .22-calibre dildo rifles kill people. (edmontonsun.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Yes, it's a Natalie Portman side boob! If it wasn't Monday, we'd be prepared to call it a week. (egotastic.com)

· In a related story, here's half of Maggie Gyllenhaal's milk-swollen ta-ta. Unfortunately, there seems to be a small creature attached to it. (Gawker)

· Great, another reason to worry about getting older: "You turn 50 and it's like all the breasts in the world know that you're 50 ... You are invisible to them." ("Naked" by Rachel Dretzin @ nytimesshorts.feedroom.com)

· Loyal Chinese citizens have ratted out dutifully reported over 13,000 websites since their government announced a crackdown on internet porn. Now that's a People's Republic. (chinadaily.com.cn)

· Maybe Kristine Lefebvre can use her business sense to save Playboy's stock price. You know ... after she puts her suit back on. (money.cnn.com)

· The Wall Street Journal proposes raising the minimum pornstar age to 21. But then who will star in our hot and horny teenage action? (opinionjournal.com)

· No debate about gun control is complete without pictures of naked chicks holding firearms. It's a First and Second Amendment double team! (wonderwinds.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Sure, we know that this time of year is supposed to be all about renewal and celebrating the exuberance of life and all that, but let's not forget that things like sexy vampires and bloodthirsty fetish babes always deserve their place in the sun too. While artist Greg Loudon's online portfolio features everything from traditional comic book-style drawings to classic pinup illustrations, we're especially interested in the darker fantasy work in his sketchbook, where gun- and knife-toting hotties conspire to give us the best kind of dirty nightmares. After all, there's only so much perky polka-soundtracked Easter Bunny fucking action we can take.

· Desolate Angels (desolateangels.net, via Otomano)

Previously: Autodestruct: Sexy (And Strange) Pinup Art by Paul Richards, Hot 'Toon Babes By Alessandro Scacchia, Sexy Pin-Up Art by Paul John Ballard, Sexy Pinups by Viktor Jung, Mark Wasyl's Drop Dead Sexy Pinups, Sexy Art by Mónica, Porn Art By Buff Monster: "One In The Pink", Morning Wood: Erotic Vampire Alert

If you weren't technically savvy enough to hack Grand Theft Auto's "Hot Coffee" mod and your classic jiggle-riffic Lara Croft titles just aren't doing it for you anymore, perhaps you need a video game where sex isn't just a by-product of the action, it's the whole point. Sex and video games have been walking hand-in-hand since the glory days of Leisure Suit Larry, of course, but new online title Sex Station 7 tries to bring it into the modern world of first-person-shooters like Halo and Half Life. You play Dylan Owens, sent to rescue the "alpha female engineering cyberwhores" of Sex Station 7. Should you succeed, you can probably guess how these lovely lasses will choose to repay your kindness. We haven't played it ourselves, so we can't guarantee you'll have a fun time, but it certainly looks more interesting than your 15,000th game of Minesweeper. The cyberwhores just don't seem to appreciate that one as much.

· Sex Station 7 (sexstation7.com)

Previously: Top Ten Video Game Boobies, Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft", "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game, Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", Virtual Hottie 2

Here's another "me too" post, this one piggy backing on our music video hoedown from earlier this week. It's a trio of films from the UK featuring obscure rock bands and naked antics that you won't find on TRL. The groups and their musical styles vary a bit, but all three clips were shot by director Anthony Carpendale and feature lady vampires, flesh-eating zombies, and machine-gun wielding nude avengers. (There's a bit of a running theme.) The music may or may not be your cup of tea, but if being forced to perform for naked guerilla warriors doesn't appeal to you, then it's like we don't know even know who you are anymore.

· "Cool Tattoo" by The Henderson Shatners (mediakiller.com)
· "Sororicide" by Brand Violet (metacafe.com)
· "Late Night Shopping" by Dissolved (Radiohead remix) (direct video link @ zebox.com)
· More info @ Subterranean Films (audio warning, zebox.com)

Previously: More Sexy Music Videos

Pyrexions' Pistol Peter is another example of the effective wedding of gun violence and marital aids, in the company of forebears like the opening credits of "Goldfinger" and Aida Turturro's scene towards the end of Season Two of "The Sopranos" in which she shoots David Proval with the very gun he used to get her so excited in a previous episode.

After the jump, see Pyrexions' spokesmodel Kimberly Kane sporting one northerly use of the Pistol Peter, and learn why blowing glass is not like running a meth lab. - GP

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"Well, for one I have never heard of a situation where a glass blower burned his house down," said Pyrexions' founder Aaron Verity when I asked if the combination of oxygen, propane, and working in his garage might not be construed by outsiders as a potential "America Undercover" situation. "Though I have dropped molten glass on my lap."

Verity started Pyrexions two years ago, and recently landed Kimberly Kane as a celebrity shill. Kane used Pyrexions' products in her latest movie, "Triple Ecstasy".

"She contacted me via MySpace and said she wanted to 'rock my products'," Verity said. "She's a great name to drop."

Verity works out of Ithaca, NY, where today it is five degrees. He says it takes him about two hours to put a Pistol Peter together. I couldn't imagine testing such a product in that weather.

"My girlfriend lives in San Diego," Verity said.

· Pyrexions (pyrexions.com)
· Kimberly Kane (kanearmy.com)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Budding alt girl photographer Mallorie Nasrallah has the right idea: get cute girls naked, make sure they're comfortable and having a good time before taking pictures of them, don't push their limits, and make each photo a collaboration between artist and model. These self-imposed guidelines make up a great foundation for a career of taking pictures of alternative cuties, and the girls Mallorie has rounded up so far are mostly newcomers to the scene. Now all she has to do is get them to pose somewhere beyond the confines of her studio, since if there's anything we like better than a photo of topless chick with facial piercings pointing a gun at us, it's seeing said topless chick get naked in her natural habitat. But hey, everyone has to start somewhere.- AR

· Mallorie Nasrallah Erotica, Fine Art, and Fashion Photography (mallorienasrallah.com)
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Previously: Dead Babes, Broken Dollz, Minx Addiction, Raven Adora: Alt Babelog, God's Girls, Xplastic, Nighttime Girls, RazorDolls

Should you jump right to the main gallery page of photographer Richard Scalzo's crowded online portfolio site without noticing the modest "Must be 18 to enter" notice on his splash page, you might spend some time wandering about wondering where all the naked boobs are: the talented Scalzo is one of those creative types who finds beauty in things like flowers and sunsets and cute fuzzy animals aside from the beautiful things we tend to focus on more here at Fleshbot. But trust us, the boobs are there—along with a nice selection of fashion, glamour, and art nude shots as well a section devoted to fetish-flavored imagery. (As seems to be the case with several of the photographers we've featured here lately, "fetish" here includes topless models in masks and scary clown makeup. Don't say we didn't warn you.)

· Richard Scalzo Photography (richardscalzo.net, via Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Glenn Campbell: Klown Erotika, Goofy Nudes, Monster Cheesecake, Photos by Danilo Pasquali