· What would college exam week be without a stress-releasing jog across campus in your underwear? Fortunately, these pictures are from UCLA so most of these kids still have their tans. (laist.com)

· This just in: some people dine at Hooters for reason other than chicken wings. Their breast sandwiches are pretty good too. (tbo.com)

· A high school student secretly replaces his school's salad dressing with his own special sauce. We think someone definitely noticed the difference. (post-trib.com)

· The BBC's upcoming TV season includes shows called "Teens Addicted To Porn," "My Big Breasts And I," and "F*** Off I'm A Hairy Woman." Wow, we have got to get that satellite hooked up immediately. (metro.co.uk)

· This is definitely the most interesting mode of transportation we've seen in a while, though we bet it gets horrible gas mileage. (fucd.com)

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· Just when we thought the media was out of angles on the Britney crotch story, this gem comes along to thoroughly gross us out: "Like every other woman, they've got a certain amount of discharge and they are hanging around with other people." Please, make it stop. (jam.canoe.ca)

· Here's a top ten list we never thought we'd see: the Top 10 naked people visible from space. Whatever we're spending on spy satellites, it's money well invested. (googlesightseeing.com)

· Note to Apple: Next time you're selling a refurbished laptop, make sure you wipe all the porn off it first. (Unless you're selling it to us; considering the size of our collection already, a few more gigs won't make a difference.) (Consumerist)

· We gave you the Disney girls, now check out the most buxom babes from Marvel comics. All these drawings are making our wrists hurt. (bamkapow.com)

· Michelle Marsh and friend join the Mile High Club. (Sorta.) It's almost enough to get us over our fear of flying. (dailyniner.com)

· Thirty-one percent of Canadians say that they've had sex with their socks on. They didn't say what part of the body the sock was on, though. (thestar.com)

· A new law pretty much guarantees that if you ever get sued, everything on your computer is fair game for a subpoena. Start practicing your "I was just looking for a website about clowns" excuses now. (xbiz.com)

· German sex educators are working on developing a spray-on condom. If they can somehow combine it with a spray-on tan, then they'd really have something. (reuters.co.uk)

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"Mmm, freshly washed ... on the other girl's lip!" Mark your calendar for November 6th, kids: that way you can hide yourself inside a closet, turn off your electricity, and disconnect your computer so you won't be tempted order to go out and buy Red Light District's "Screeched", which will hit the shelves courtesy of Red Light District—the same company that bought you "1 Night in Paris" and that other celebrity sex tape DVD starring former pro wrestler Chyna and her giant clitoris. Sure, you may be curious to see what the heretofore mythic Dirty Sanchez (which AVN helpfully defines as "the smearing of fecal matter—sometimes a mixture of fecal matter and semen—under the nose of the receptive partner after anal sex, either with a finger or the penis") actually looks like, but ask yourself: is the prospect of a few minutes of gross-out giggleness really worth scarring yourself psychically for the rest of your life? We promise you'll thank us someday for warning you.

· "Red Light Lands Screech Sex Tape" (AVN)
· Red Light District: "Screeched" (.wmv preview and DVD ordering info @ clubredlight.com)

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While it may not always seem the case (especially when we post something about, say, nostril fetishism or octopus porn), we here at Fleshbot generally tend to post only those things that turn us on in some way, even if it's something we feel a little embarassed about admitting we find sexy. But what about that vast repository of interweb smut that exists for the main purpose of grossing most conventionally porn-minded people out—you know, the kind of material that makes you gag and scramble for the "close window" button on your browser while emailing the link to all your friends at the same time? Be glad (or not) that the folks at Population Paste have been hard at work presenting you with all the hardcore 'toon smut, extreme insertion, and diseased genitalia material your stomach can handle (or not). It's a dirty job, but we're glad someone else decided to do it.

· Population Paste: "A collection of things you wish you hadn't seen" (populationpaste.com, via MoSexIndex)