Fleshbot: golf

The 19th Hole [Flesh Flicks]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:40:00 EDT

As the summer draws to a close this weekend, we really only have one regret—we didn't play enough golf this year. Taking a nice stroll on beautiful grass fields and then whacking the shit out of them with a four iron is easily the best way to spend a Sunday afternoon, but what makes it even better is when you have great playing partners to putt around with. Obviously, we're no Tiger Woods or anything, but as long as he's on the sidelines with a bum knee, there's really no limit to how low we can score. We just know we'll get that hole-in-one someday!

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· Part I (Megarotic)

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· Part II (Megarotic)

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· Part III (Megarotic)

A naturist who enjoys playing nude golf on... [Public Nudity Alert]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:04:51 EDT

A naturist who enjoys playing nude golf on the beach in New Brunswick, has been labeled as "bothersome" by the neighbors. Maybe if he stopped whacking his balls into their bushes they wouldn't mind so much. (azcentral.com)

Wet Spots: Four Public Nudity Stories ... And A Giant Ass Tattoo [Wet Spots]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:12:27 EDT

· It's a few months old (at least), but we couldn't resist sharing this photo reposted from BME on a blog called Horrible Tattoos—which apparently is the place for anyone who has a problem with two penises coming out of someone's ass. And butterflies. Why do you hate butterflies? (horribletattoos.blogspot.com)

· Hey, we're big fans of public sex, but maybe a public pool is not the best choice of venue for it. Although "I was just showing off my new breast implants" is a pretty good alibi. (wesh.com)

· A golf course, on the other hand, is perfect for strippers, lap dances, and sex acts. That would certainly help the TV ratings for most PGA events. (with video! @ poconorecord.com)

· Life is sweet at Florida's only (legal) clothing-optional beach. Maybe not as fun as the golf course or the pool, but still sweet. (beaconnewspaper.com)

· Yeah ... why should public nudity be illegal? Look at all the fun we're having with it. (americanchronicle.com)

· The first two people to be charged under the CAN-SPAM act are found guilty of sending unsolicited porn emails. The good news is they can quit their job and earn thousands a week working from prison! (infoworld.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Topless Sports Update: Naked Ladies Golf Day [Sports]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:45:02 EDT

First it was nude Romanian gymnastics, then it was Australian bikini cricket, now it's topless American (we assume) golf? Three things make a trend, right? Well, let's hope this continues until we've gone all the way back to the good old days when all Olympics sports were contested in the buff. (We read about that in a book!) We don't think these ladies are gonna be on the LPGA anytime soon, but we'll keep the dream alive. (Apologies in advance for that idiotic soundtrack, by the way. We don't know what's going on there, but you can go ahead and hit mute.)

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· Naked Ladies Golf Day (Dailymotion, via softblog.it)

Previously: Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season, Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Naked Romanian Gymnasts Forever!, NYC Amateur Female Jello Wrestling