Fleshbot: glasses

Eye-balling: "Splashes on Glasses 2"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

One of the unlikeliest niches, that of sex culminating in ropey volleys lobbed across the cosmetic (rarely prescription) eyewear of pornstresses, has made it to a second edition just in time for Christmas! Could "The Golden Compass" do that? No.

We're all guardedly unapologetic about liking porn (for example, many of us hasten to say things like "except with animals" or "never on Sukkot" or "unless my ex-wife or ex-fiancee are in it") but a movie like this, which is just as good as any other five-scene Porn Valley gonzo but which has that little something extra, underscores the fact that the cornerstone of all porn, the visible cumshot, here marks both the model and something she owns.

It's like Monica Lewinsky's blue dress, except higher.

What is it about glasses? Why can't it be a hairband or some earrings? Why not pulling out of Andy San Dimas (not that I would) and dropping a load in her purse? Doubtless 2010 will see a flourishing of Pocketbook Porn.

In any case, director/performer Mick Blue should seek sponsorship from LensCrafters for the gratuitous shots of girls' fashion frames. London Keyes gets the fright wig treatment (in which a black-haired woman's hair is radially laced with sperm for a Bride of Frankenstein effect), Hillary Scott proves how much of a pro she is by keeping her eyes open during her post-DP unloading, and Monique Alexander does things she never got to do at Vivid (though she does steal Nina Hartley's look in this picture).

And I'd say more about Aletta Ocean, but my glasses were off by that point.

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What Makes A Nerd?

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

It's not the glasses. She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference.

Wearing glasses doesn't make you a nerd. What, we're supposed to believe that you got that way from reading books? Or playing video games? Ridiculous. You know what makes people go blind? Masturbation. People with glasses may or may not be nerds, it's about a 50-50 chance. However, there's a good chance that a person with glasses is a chronic masturbator.

· Sexy Nerd, Hot Orgasm! (xtube.com)

Let's Ogle The Asses Of Brit Chicks In Glasses

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Ok, more like one chick. And you can't always see her butt. And she's not always wearing the glasses. But that's not the point; she's attractive.

If you recognize Lauren from Front Magazine's website, then you have quite the eye. We've been wanting more of her forever, and now that we have it, we can't help but post articles with titles that don't necessarily pertain to the subject matter. She's just that hot.

For a second fix, check out Front's behind-the-scenes video: LAUREN: COVER GIRL MOVIE RADNESS (frontarmy.co.uk)

When The Sexy Librarian Says Something, You Listen

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

No Smoking (plfoto.com)

She Only Looks Innocent

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Birdie (sexoteric.com)

Ridin' Nerdy: Top Ten Amateur Girls With Glasses Sex Videos

Kate Kant — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:00:00 EDT

We love to make passes at girls who wear glasses. Behind that bookish exterior lies a kinky woman waiting to be released. If we're having trouble finding our own geeky lady baring all, what better place to look than here?

The girls in these videos have the sexy librarian look going for them but this time instead of just wishing we could see what they're hiding under that blouse, we get to see them taking it all off. Except the glasses, of course.

Nerd Sex is the Best (pornhub.com)

My Debut! (xtube.com)

Short-Haired Blondie Gives a Tight BJ with Glasses (pornhub.com)

Tattooed Geek Reamed From Behind (pornhub.com)

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Sasha Grey Makes A Spectacle Of Herself

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

We know you like girls in glasses...and we've heard you might have a thing for this girl Sasha Grey...so look what we found for you: a movie with Sasha Grey, in glasses! (Aren't we the best?) (hotmoviesforher.com)

The Tits And Asses of "Girls n' Glasses"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Porn is all about vulnerability and accessibility, right? No? Well, that theory might still have some holes. Speaking of holes, visually impaired women have them too, and Digital Sin is betting they will feel grateful to get them filled.

Some of the 12 scenes in this compilation, let's face it, feature women who don't need the glasses they're wearing. Furthermore, I feel that a woman who needs her bifocals to fuck might be too remedial for my worldly, sadder but wiser sensibilities.

Still, from a purely fetish point of view, stick a pair of glasses on Memphis Monroe or Alicia Alighatti or—and this actually occurs in nature—Eva Angelina and you suddenly have a smart girl who wants to fuck you.

The specs are mostly incidental in this movie, mostly peered over the top of as fellatio is administered, rarely covered in ropey volleys, but they're there, and at least seem more pornographically iconic than a compilation disc of women getting fucked in tricorner hats.

· Digital Sin (digitalsin.com)

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We Always Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Photo by Chip Willis (filthygorgeousthings.com, via filthygorgeousfix.com)

Every Time I See Your Face, I Get All Wet Between My Legs

Evelyn Leigh — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Everyone wants to cultivate enthusiasm about the things they love. A little ego-stroke goes a long way. And with the right attitude you have it made, especially when it comes to getting your cock sucked.

This self-proclaimed slut just loves sucking dick. Your classic over-achiever, this girl is eager to please. While most so-called blowjob queens just talk a big game, our film star actually delivers! She walks through the door like a bat out of hell and gets right down to business. We should all applaud her work ethic.

· my dorky fucktoy girlfriend (xtube.com)

Really Cute Asians In Really Cute Glasses

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:30:01 EDT

We often make passes at girls who wear glasses—especially when they're as delectable as the ones in this Asian girls in glasses gallery. (reallycuteasians.net)

The Lovely Daniele: You Only Need One L To Spell Love

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:30:01 EST

We already knew that Igor had a knack for tracking down the pretty ladies... but Daniele with one L may be amazing enough to blow all the rest of them away. (drivenbyboredom.com)

We Often Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:45:00 EST

Janine Henkes, via Debauchette (debauchette.tumblr.com)

The Joy Of Spex Knows That Four Eyes Are Better Than Two

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

Glasses lovers, rejoice! After a several year hiatus, the Joy of Spex is updating again. Finally, your one-eyed monster will have some four-eyed friends to keep it company. (joyofspex.com)

Your Day In "Black Sweeties"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:10:36 EDT

Granted, there are those who'd point out that there would never be a porn title called "White Sweeties," and that specifying a performer as a "sweety" might imply that others of that race, gender, nationality, or creed aren't sweeties. But I read this title as a shortening of "Sweeties Who Happen to Be Black," much like I assume "Big-Titted Teens" isn't a slam on my girlfriend, who happens to be a small-chested Samoan 19-year-old, but a sweety nonetheless.

So why are these women sweeties? Could it be that Aliana Love wears glasses? I know from personal experience that I am only kind to people because I have poor eyesight, in hopes that they won't hide my lunch. Maybe that is why Aliana is a Black Sweety.

What about Amile Waters? While she might not have been the sweetest person at this event, Waters does lick her watch. I didn't get it, but who am I, Sweety Pope?

Finally there was Misty Stone who, in addition to saying all the "shit!"s and "fuck!"s you'd expect in a porn movie, liberally peppered her pillowtalk with "Oh My Goodness!" I thought that was sweet.

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Geek Chic: Making Passes At Girls In Glasses

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:55:07 EDT

This isn't the first time we've celebrated girls in glasses here at Fleshbot, and we have a feeling it won't be the last. But how could we say no to a reader request for something so dear to our hearts? We always make passes at girls in glasses — we'd have to be blind not to. After the jump, see why we find bespectacled babes so bewitching. Geek chic has never looked so good.

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Dewees (suicidegirls.com)

Karisma Kruz (galleries.jomg.com)

Kimmy (punkgalleries.com)

Katie Thomas (galleries.katiethomas.com)

Annie Cruz (galleries.jomg.com)

Hailey Young (naughtybookwormpage.com)

Anna (nerdpr0n.com)

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A reader sends us a link to a bondage photoset...

Jonnobot — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:30:46 EDT

A reader sends us a link to a bondage photoset starring model Amanda Lovehart, a few clothespins, some rope and a vibrator and inquires: "Is tying up hot Asian girls with glasses a new porn trend?" Well, our general policy is to wait until we see two examples of something before we can officially call it a trend, so ... no, it isn't. Unless you send us more links to photosets like this, that is, in which case ... by all means! (jphotobook.com - thanks M.)

Four-Eyed Monsters: Top Ten Girls In Glasses Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:00:00 EDT

Dorothy Parker once commented that men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. Much as we admire Ms. Parker, we're going to have to disagree with that statement. In our experience, there are more than a few men (and women) who find four eyes to be just as sexy as two. Sometimes, even sexier! But don't just take our word for it: we've rounded up the hottest selections of thick-rimmed naughtiness for your edification. There's only ten, but it will feel like 20/20.

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Specsploitation: "Lovely Four Eyes for You Horny Guys"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 27 May 2008 23:42:54 EDT

As a leader in the Astigmatic-American community, I was happy to see a movie that claimed to feature people who looked like me, that could tell my story, and that didn't shrink from honest portrayals of people with eyeglasses having sex. Oh well. I hope their "Alcoholics Analymous" movie dares to tell the truth.

Maybe you don't care to know this, but people with glasses tend to take them off before sex, lest they be fucked off. Not only do most of the Eurohotties in this picture appear to be sharing the same pair of glasses (which leads to disease) but they also keep them on all the way through The Act.

Don't get me wrong, I would think that glasses would make a tempting target (and in this movie they are), but I am a gentleman of the old school, where suggestion is very erotic. For me, the taking off of the glasses means that it's OK to come in her eye.

The title seems kind of clunky. My suggestion would be "Eyedrop a Load." But there are too many talented people suggesting porn titles for me to get in that business.

Finally, with most of the women peering over their glasses to get a gander of the viewer, I am unhappy to admit that it looks like these ladies don't need glasses at all.

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Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Nerd?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:13:01 EDT

We object to the title given to this video identifying the blowjob giver as a "nerd." Just because she's wearing glasses? Not that we object to the label—obviously nerds will always hold a special place in our heart—but why so quick to judge? We don't know much about Carly Moore's extracurricular personality or interests, and we would never assume that she has any nerd tendencies simply because her vision is a little fuzzy. Unless the uploader is implying that her performance in this clips shows that she is a nerd about blowjobs ... in which case, yeah ... we can totally see that.

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· Nerdy Chick Gives Head (shufuni.com)
· Carly Moore (carlymoore.com)

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