<![CDATA[Fleshbot: gizmodo]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: gizmodo]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/gizmodo http://fleshbot.com/tag/gizmodo <![CDATA[Toy Story: Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys Of 2009]]> 2009: the year of the robot that mimics the love stylings of your favorite pornstars, a tiny little toy jampacked with ten eager tongues, and a wireless vibe that syncs with your iPod. So many innovations...but which were the best?

As the year draws to a close, we've reviewed our reviews from 2009, and scientifically determined just which toys were the best of the best this year. Below, our picks for the tops in toys.

10) The Real Touch: With a few rare exceptions, high end (and high tech) sex toys are almost exclusively targeted at women. The Real Touch is looking to change that. A high tech masturbator that syncs with POV porn, the Real Touch may just change the face of toys for boys. True, it has its problems (most notably, the fact that it won't work if you're not paying per minute for AEBN's porn)—but it's promising enough to give us hope for the future.

9) OhMiBod Freestyle: After years on the scene, the OhMiBod has finally reached its full potential. With the Freestyle's wireless connection, you can finally rock out to your tunes without being tied down to them.

8) Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug: The Tenth Anniversary Tristan Plug takes a good thing and makes it better (or at least bigger). A beefed up version of the original Tristan plug, the 10th anniversary edition is a must have for any butt aficionado in need of an upgrade.

7) Bolero Straitjacket **BEST LUXURY TOY**: This delightful bondage device combines the efficient immobilization of the straitjacket with the delicious eroticism of being nearly naked. True, it's not cheap—but if you're willing and able to invest in your BDSM toy chest, it's an excellent addition.

6) Imperial: With 11 inches of aircraft quality spun aluminum, the Imperial is bound to please any and all size queens—especially the ones who enjoy toys with the ability to pleasure and violently disfigure.

5) Bloomy: A wonderful dildo for the girls, and a p-spot stimulating butt plug for the boys—Bloomy's a toy that everyone can enjoy! (Just, uh, remember to sterilize it before sharing.)

4) Finger Tingles **BEST BUY**: Since the day we first discovered sex, we've wondered whether there could ever be away to improve on the erotic abilities of the simple little finger. The answer, friends, is yes: with the help of the Finger Tingles, your mild-mannered digit becomes a super finger.

3) Contour Q **BEST DISCREET TOY**: Don't be fooled by Contour Q's innocent appearance: these bumpy little massage stones know their way around a woman's body. And we do mean all parts of the body.

2) Sqweel: With the Sqweel, Love Honey set out to create a toy that replicates the sensation of oral sex. While they may not have quite achieved that goal, they did create a wholly unique toy that stimulates in a very unusual (and very pleasing) way.

1) Form 2: Small, sleek, and super-powered: the rabbit-inspired Form 2 has two silicone ears that are all revved up and ready to rock. And just like a real rabbit, this thing won't quit until long after you're satisifed.

Worst Toy of 2009: The Blowguard: Sure, it'll enable you to give a decent blowjob with absolutely no effort...at the cost of your dignity, your comfort, and your ability to control your drooling.

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<![CDATA[Design Your Own Adult iPhone Game—And Win Free Porn!]]> This summer, Pink Visual launched iTouchHer—an iPhone (web)app chock full of naughty games. Think you can come up with a game that's better than theirs? Now's your chance to prove it.

Pink Visual and Fleshbot have teamed up to bring you Kinky Games, an iTouchHer web app that's powered by you, the people. Have an idea for a game? Submit it in the comments—and if your game is one of the best, you'll win a free membership to iPinkVisualPass. Pretty sweet, right?

Here's the official breakdown of how it all works:

Fleshbot users will submit game ideas for the Fleshbot iTouchHer web-app (www.kinkygames.com) to be voted on by other Fleshbot users. The top vote-getters will then be judged cooperatively by the Fleshbot editors and the porn purveyors at Pink Visual to decide the Gold, Silver, and Bronze winners.

The three winners will see their custom games created by Pink Visual and added to the Fleshbot iTouchHer web-app. The Gold winner will also receive a free 6 month membership to Pink Visual's mobile porn site, iPinkVisualPass, while the Silver and Bronze winners will receive 3 month and 1 month subscriptions, respectively.

To be considered for implementation, game submissions must be conceptualized to operate within the basic parameters of the Fleshbot iTouchHer web-app (see sample game at Kinky Games) and must not include any content concepts that are considered illegal within the United States.

Please click here to read this contest's terms of use and other fun fine print.

· Previously: iTouchHer: Adult Games For The iPhone

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<![CDATA[Pink Visual's FapMapper Wants To Put Your Fap On The Map]]> Pink Visual—the genius team behind iTouchHer—has launched a new mobile innovation. FapMapper (currently in beta) is an iPhone web app that allows you to put your sexual exploits on the map. Literally.

The idea is simple: using your iPhone, you can mark the FapMap to commemorate a place where you had a romantic tryst, a rushed little quickie, or even just rubbed one out. True, it's not a completely original idea (in fact, we feel like it's been done several times before), but it does have a clever name and iPhone integration, which puts it at least a few steps ahead of its predecessors.

Though it's a little early to tell if this is the sex map of our dreams, we've seen enough promising products from Pink Visual to keep our fingers crossed (for the time being, anyway). Once they work out the kinks (like the fact that every address begins with 1000), we have a feeling this could be a very, very useful product...or at least one that's good for a few (sexy) laughs.

· FapMapper (ipinkvisualpass.com)
· Thumbnail star: Madison Young via Girls With iPhones (madisonbound.com + girlswithiphones.com)

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<![CDATA[Pornstars Now Available On Your iPhone (As Long As They Keep Their Clothes On)]]> After countless rejections, Apple has finally allowed two pornstars to be represented in the iTunes app store. Both Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni have apps of their own (which—despite promises of frequent/intense sexual content or nudity—remain relatively tame).

At left, the most risque image in Sunny Leone's app. Hey, one step at a time, right? At least they're allowing pornstars into their gated castle. That's something right there. Well, at least until Apple goes all schizo and decides to reject the app after the fact.

· Apple Adds Porn Star's iPhone Apps

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<![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle]]> Over the years, OhMiBod has repeatedly impressed the critics with their line of iPod-synced vibrators. But now, with the Freestyle, they've managed to create something that blows all their previous efforts away.

For the most part, the Freestyle is very similar to the original OhMiBod, in that its a vibrator that syncs to the sounds of your music (or, if you prefer, works as a normal vibrator—but where's the fun in that?). But there's one key feature that makes the Freestyle a winner: unlike its predecessors, the Freestyle won't leave you tangled up in wires.

In previous incaranations, OhMiBod's toys always plugged directly into the iPod. While the long cord made the situation workable, it was hard to ignore the fact that you were, literally, tethered to your iPod—a situation that could make things a little tricky, especially during partner play.

The Freestyle, on the other hand, has no such limitations. Rather than plugging the toy into the vibrator, one merely has to plug a transmitter into the iPod, which wirelessly transmits the vibrations to the Freestyle. It's a small change, but one that's greatly appreciated—and greatly improves the experience.

However, the toy wasn't quite perfect: much to my disappointment, the Freestyle abandons the wonderfully curvy shape of the NaughtiNano, opting instead for a Slimline-like body. It's okay and all—but it would be nice to see a wireless iPod vibe with a more body-friendly shape. (I also have fantasies of a very tiny Freestyle that can be tucked into the panties for discreet play in public—but maybe that's just me.)

I'd also love it if some future version of the Freestyle would enable the user to skip through songs using the toy alone. See, because the cord-free nature of the Freestyle gives me such freedom, I've taken to plugging my iPod into my speakers, and enjoying the beats from all the way across the room. And sometimes, well, I'd like to be able to switch a song without actually getting up and going to the iPod. But, uh, maybe that's just me.

Anyway: when it comes to iPod-synced vibes, the Freestyle is easily the pinnacle of achievement (for now, at least). And I, for one, look forward to enjoying many, many wireless orgasms for years to come—or at least until they come out with the next, even better model of this toy.

· Buy the Freestyle (babeland.com)

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<![CDATA[Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex]]> Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega "male enhancer" are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is.

Sexlets Gum—differentiated from other gums by the sexy lady on the package—is chock full of "a proprietary blend of natural male stimulating ingredients," which are apparently released into the bloodstream when the gum is chewed (mm, delicious!). When that happens, the blood starts aflowin', which leads to a larger, thicker penis and longer, harder, firmer and more powerful erections.

But that's not all! Since chewing gum promotes saliva, which kills bacteria, Sexlets Gum also helps maintain those bright shiny teeth and gums. Bigger penis and healthy teeth? Whatta combo!

Clearly, nothing can go wrong with this plan.

· Sexlets Gum (sexletsgum.com)

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<![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Earth Angel]]> In these trying times, we're all trying to be as green as we can—and the Earth Angel is betting that greening the bedroom is the next big step. But will a hand-cranked vibe really turn your crank?

The main pros to the Earth Angel are immediately obvious. It's made from recycled plastics and doesn't require batteries, so you can rest easy that you're not killing the planet while rubbing one out. It also requires nothing but your own elbow grease to get up and running—a nice bonus if you're ever in need of some, ahem, relaxation during a blackout.

On the con side: look, I can't lie to you, this thing is a bitch to power up. At four minutes of cranking per thirty minutes of vibing, it seems like a lot of work for minimal payoff (especially since—let's face it—many of us could easily get off in four minutes with just our hands, or even an equally earth-friendly dildo). True, it can also be charged with a 5-volt charger (not included); but doesn't that power drain take away from the Earth-friendly aspect?

And then, of course, there's the matter of how the vibe performs. As the picture indicates, the Earth Angel is basically a Slimline vibe with a crank on the end. It's hard plastic, and it's ultra straight: all of which adds up to the kind of vibe that just doesn't really work for me.

I love the idea of a toy that doesn't make me run to the bodega for batteries, and doesn't take hours to power up, but the Earth Angel needs a few more tweaks before it gains my seal of approval. Note to the manufacturers: throw in a little curve to the body, maybe soften it up a bit, and see what you can do about reducing the crank time. Once you've got that down, well, baby, we'll be in business.

· Buy the Earth Angel (babeland.com)

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<![CDATA[Five iPhone Porn Apps We'd Like To See]]> Have you heard the news? Apple has approved an iPhone app with naked ladies! Yes, the days of a boob-free app store are long gone: now that parental controls are in place, it's open season for dirty content.

But what kind of dirty content will there be? So far, the only 17+ app is Hottest Girls, a slideshow, of, well, hot girls in various stages of undress. Nice as it is, we'd love to see something a little more hardcore hit the app store—and we've got a whole bunch of ideas for what those apps should be like. So to all you wouldbe entrepreneurs: get out your pens, and prepare to meet the idea that's gonna make you a millionaire.

Fyre TV for the iPhone. Fyre TV offers access to a constantly growing database of streaming porno movies. What if you could tap into that database with your iPhone? It'd be pretty awesome, wouldn't it.

RubMyClit 2.0. Back in the dinosaur days of the iPhone, an intrepid soul put together an iPhone-friendly web app that gave you the chance to get a girl off. It was popular then, and with a few tweaks, it could be even more popular now. Replace the illustration of a vulva with an actual, factual girl; offer different choices of girls to stimulate...and maybe some different methods of stimulation...and you could have a real winner on your hands. It's like an interactive porno, only better (hopefully).

Upcoming releases. Many studios already release iPod-friendly trailers. What if you could arrange for said trailers to automatically download to your phone—like magic? Sign up to be notified of releases from your favorite studios (or even just favorite video lines), and never be uninformed again. Even better: enable one-click purchasing, allowing you to easily buy whatever vids tickle your fancy.

Integrated XTube. YouTube is already set up on to work on the iPhone. Imagine if someone created a similar set up for XTube or [insert your favorite tube site here]? Ooh, the possibilities.

Sexy skins. An erotic theme for your iPhone desktop, complete with naked lady wallpaper, erogenous zone icons, and orgasmic sound effects. Imagine if every time someone called you, your phone moaned in ecstasy? (Okay, granted, this app would probably appeal mostly to frat boys—but frat boys are people too. People with money.)

And those are just some of our ideas. We can already feel the millions rolling in...what would you like to see on your (real or imaginary) iPhone?

· Thumbnail stars: Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones

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<![CDATA[Fyre TV: The Future Of Porn In Your Living Room]]> People used to complain that the VCR killed theaters and then DVDs killed the VCR and now they complain that the internet will kill everything. Oh, that's still going to happen, but maybe not in the way you think. Because someday soon the internet is going to make love to your TV and together they're going to use little "set top" boxes and IPTV to make your computer and your DVD player obsolete. We've spent that last couple of months playing with one of those little boxes, Fyre TV, and we have to say that the future of porn looks pretty cool. Take a tour below.

The basic concept behind Fyre TV is that the second you hook up the little black box, your porn collection becomes an afterthought. It gives you online access to thousands of movies and scenes that are streamed directly to your TV over the internet. No hard drives or discs needed.

You can scroll through this huge library of smut, by title, genre (mature, anal, lesbian, etc.) or studio, or you can search for your favorite stars and watch all their scenes at once.

You can watch scene-by-scene or entire movies and even though it's streaming video, you can pause, rewind and fast forward like you're watching an actual DVD. If you've never used an IPTV box before, the picture quality is surprising good for something that only exists on your modem wires.

Fyre TV is still in beta testing, so many of the features that are envisioned for the future have yet to be enabled. They plan to charge customers in several different ways depending on their usage—a la carte, per minute, or with unlimited monthly subscriptions. They've already made deals with several big studios to make their collections available through the service and are adding more on a regular basis.

Perhaps the best part of this service is that the box itself is small and black with no labels or markings of any kind and fits right in on any entertainment center. (It's even more innocuous than it looks in the picture above.) Unlike your complete collection of "Barely Legal" discs, it can sit right out in the open and—even when Grandma comes for a visit—no one has to be the wiser. It can also be password protected.

The future of true internet television is a long way off, but if Fyre TV is any indication, things look very promising. The system and technology itself is still in the early stages and nowhere near where its potential lies, but an entire library of porn that's constantly updated and always ready to play, all in one tiny little box, is a pretty enticing idea. If only the future, would get here already.

P.S. Fyre TV is still in beta, but you can sign up for a chance to be a test subject and get a box in your own home now. Our readers can use the code "fleshbot" when they register and get priority for boxes when they become available.

· Fyre TV (fyretv.com)

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<![CDATA[Getting Down With The SaSi: Does The "Most Technologically Advanced Vibe Ever" Live Up To The Hype?]]> The SaSi is, quite possibly, the most hyped sex toy ever introduced to the sex parts—it's certainly the most hyped sex toy that I've seen in my lifetime. Since Babeland announced the product at the AVN Expo this past January, I've heard countless tales of how technologically advanced the toy is; how unlike any other toy it is; how it will give you an orgasm, cook you dinner, and polish your floor to such a shine that you can see your face in it. (Okay, I made that last one up.) But now that the months have passed and the SaSi is finally available for purchase, does is actually live up to the hype?

The manufacturer of the SaSi makes two main claims about it: that it learns what you like and that it stimulates the body in a way completely unlike any other sex toy. So let's take these one at a time.

The first time I heard that the SaSi could learn how to get me off, I got a little freaked out, thinking that this toy was powered by some kind of A.I. voodoo that would sense when and how often and how hard the toy made me came. Not so much, though: turns out "learns what you like" is actually just code for "fancy system of programmable stimulation settings."

In other words, the SaSi has two different modes: "learning mode" and "favorites mode". (You select which mode you'd like to enter after you turn the toy on.) In learning mode, the SaSi works its way through every stimulation setting and pauses for twenty seconds at each movement pattern. If you like the way a pattern feels, you can hit the "don't stop" button. When you shut the toy off, favorites mode updates with your last five "don't stop" settings, turning the mode mode into your own customized orgasm session. It may not be as impressive as some A.I. voodoo, but it's still pretty cool.

As for the completely unique stimulation method, though ... well, this is where the SaSi really, really shines. Most vibrators function as a blunt object of erotic stimulation. You turn them on, they vibrate. Sure, you can alter the speed or pattern of vibration, and some of them have parts that swivel, but there's not a lot of subtlety involved.

But with the SaSi, things are different. From the top side, the SaSi looks a bit like a sleek, wireless mouse. Flip it over, however, and its true nature is revealed. You'll see a small bump, and it's this bump that makes all the difference. It kicks into action when you turn the SaSi on, moving along the clit as fast or as slow as you wish: it moves sideways, it moves in circles, it moves up and down. Most importantly, it places pressure (not vibration, but pressure) directly on or around the clit. As you may have guessed, it pretty closely simulates getting head. Try getting a Hitachi Magic Wand to do that.

But that's not all: in addition to the movements of its magic bump, the SaSi is also capable of vibrating in a traditional style. With the push of a different button, the body of the SaSi starts rocking and rolling. Vibration can be increased or decreased, or set to a variety of pulse patterns. If you can imagine a small tongue moving just the way you like that's connected to a flat, vibrating head ... well, that's pretty much what the SaSi is like. In other words, it's awesome.

I had just two issues with the SaSi. The first issue was relatively minor: after extended periods of use, the SaSi tends to get a bit hot. I wasn't particularly bothered by the sensation—I actually kinda liked it—but a part of me did worry a bit about the motor overheating, or possibly catching on fire. (It never happened. I just worry.)

The second issue was a bit more bothersome, and certainly something to keep in mind if you're planning on spending $185 to buy one. The SaSi is strictly a clitoral toy, which means it's not designed to penetrate the vagina. So if you need penetration to get off, or if clitoral stimulation makes you want to get fucked, you might find yourself a bit unsatisfied if you're not using it in combination with another toy.

On the other hand, if clitoral stimulation is all you need to get your world rocking, this may just be the best thing that's ever happened to your ladyparts. It's been a long, frustrating wait for the SaSi. But now that it's finally available, I can definitely say that wait was worth it.

You might also appreciate the fact that the SaSi is a rechargeable vibrator with a sterilizable silicone coating. So if you're diligent about cleaning it, you can share it with your loved ones. But with a toy this good, you might not want to.

The SaSi (jejoue.com)
Buy the SaSi (@ babeland.com)

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<![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 6 Vibrator]]> If the Hitachi Magic Wand is the Cadillac of vibrators, then pretty much anything by JimmyJane would have to be considered a Lexus. Sleek, stylish, and built to last, JimmyJane vibes are luxury goods (seriously: they're so high end they come with their own registration cards). So when I got the chance to test drive the Form 6, JimmyJane's new rechargeable vibe ... well, how could I say no?

With its two curved ends and wide grip, the Form 6 looks more like a lady razor than a sex toy. But no lady razor I've ever come in contact with has gotten me off this good. The body of the Form 6 conformed nicely to my curves, one end resting on my clit as the other arched to reach my labia, guaranteeing maximum stimulation—aided especially by the fact that the two ends of the vibrator are independently controlled. Yes, it's that high tech.

2008_03_03_matk2.jpgThe Form 6 has three buttons: one to determine the pulse pattern, one to set the intensity of the small end's vibrations, and one to set the intensity of the large end's vibrations. Worried you'll find the perfect get-me-off settings, only to forget them in an orgasm-induced haze? Never fear—the Form 6 is smart enough to remember what you like. Turn it off when it's in your favorite mode, and it'll still be there the next time you turn it on.

Here's what the Form 6 is:

· An excellent way to get off. Six vibration patterns, six speeds, five intensity levels, and as many orgasms as you can muster.

· A fun toy to take into the shower. It's water-resistant, so you don't have to worry about destroying it during some wet and wild fun.

· Discreet. If you need a vibe you can legitimately pass of as a "massager," this would be the one to go with. With its cute lady-like looks, no one who's not in the know is going to automatically assume it's a sex toy (and as an added bonus, it actually comes packaged with a sample of massage oil, to make that lie extra plausible).

· Easy to charge. Just place in the base and watch the controls light up.

· Easy to clean and sterilize. What can I say? Silicone is the best.

Here's what the Form 6 is not:

· Quiet. Despite it's promises of being "engineered for sound isolation," the Form 6 was definitely one of the louder vibes I've seen (it even makes a start up noise reminiscent of a UFO signal). If you're planning on using it while other people are around, you're probably going to want some music playing.

· Plug and play. Like the Delight, this is an RTFM toy. The Form 6 comes with an 8 page manual and as tempting as it is to just jump in head first, I highly recommend that you read it (don't worry, the print is large are there are lots of pictures). Trust me: when you're grooving along to a level five square wave on the small massage node while the large massage node gives you a level three rapid vibration wave, you'll be grateful you took the time to actually learn what that means.

· Easy to turn on/off. The Form 6 comes with a fancy button lock system that prevents it from accidentally getting turned on while in your luggage. Naturally, this makes it a little difficult to press the buttons. To turn the toy on or change its intensity or vibration patterns, you have to press down on the buttons hard, which isn't always the easiest thing to do when you're in the heat of the moment.

There's just one more thing I've been left wondering: Why is the Form 6 purple? Or maybe I should say: why are so many sex toys purple? Was there a sex toy design convention where purple was determined to be this year's color? Or is it just some bizarre coincidence? Whatever it is, my toy chest is starting to look like it was exclusively supplied by Grimace's House of Naughty Pleasures ... and that's starting to get just a little weird.

· Buy the Form 6 (babeland.com)
· Jimmy Jane (jimmyjane.com)

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<![CDATA[Robot Porn: Too Hot For YouTube]]>
Even though the trailer for Michael Sullivan's unfinished techno-punk epic "The Sex Life of Robots" had been sitting on YouTube servers for nearly a year, it went mostly unnoticed until a couple of weeks ago when some old-fashioned interwebs publicity got the buzz machine rolling. This sudden surge in interest vaulted the clip up YouTube's popularity rankings and so the video giant responded the only way they know how—they pulled it. Too nasty for those sensitive Google-y eyes, you see. Oh, and did we mention ... the actors are frickin' robots!? Fortunately, Sullivan didn't seem too upset when we ran into him at the Museum of Sex anniversary bash and he took the time to talk to us about his friendly mechanical creations and his, um ... interesting plans for the spectacular sequel.

· YouTube Pulls Plug on NSFW Robot Sex Movie (video reposted @ wired.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: "Sex Life Of Robots",Museum Of Sex Turns Five

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<![CDATA[Wild Dolls Invade Your iPhone]]> Now that the iPod Touch has come along and taken away some of its glossy thunder, do people still get excited about things like porn specifically formatted for the iPhone—or about the iPhone itself for that matter? Hoping that some things really do arrive better late than never, Euro porn emporium Wild Dolls has announced what we believe is the first smut site expressly designed for the iPhone browser, complete with cute little Apple-style beveled buttons and everything. (Though considering that the iPhone hasn't been released in Europe yet, maybe they're ahead of the curve after all).

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Of course, the site will work just dandy on the iPod Touch too, as well as on your plain old desk- or laptop browser—though since it's little more than a preview pitch for the main Wild Dolls portal, the Luddies among you might just as well skip the special iPhone URL and head straight for their regular site. You might miss out on all that hot pinching and zooming action, but that's what you get for being a late adapter.

· Wild Dolls on iPhone (isexmovie.com)
· "Say hello to WildDolls on iPhone!" (preview @ wilddolls.com)

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Previously: We Don't Even Have Our iPhones Yet, But Jesse Jane Got Her "Juice" On Them, iPhone Panties, Sin City's iPhone Downloads, More iPhone Hotness From Steve Diet Goedde, iPhone Wallpaper By Clayton Cubitt, More iPhone Porn: Enter The PodDisk

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<![CDATA["Sex Life Of Robots"]]> If you're a certain kind of high-tech fetishist, your options are pretty limited when it comes to indulging your hot robot love fantasies: either you can grab a willing partner or two and go the whole cosplay route, or limit your explorations to comic art or written erotica (and where's the fun in that?) Fortunately, artist and filmmaker Michael Sullivan has come to the rescue with his work-in-progress "Sex Life Of Robots", which is ...well, pretty much exactly what it sounds like: "It's supposed to be like a silent robot porno movie from another planet."

We'd describe it as what might happen if the Brothers Quay directed a Vivid flick, filtered through equal parts steampunk and Spanish Fly—and the fact that Sullivan modeled one of his robot creations on Goddess Debbie Harry (who he photographed for underground magazines back in the 70s) is a nice bonus for us pop culture junkies too. You'll never consider the phrase "soulless, mechanical fucking" in quite the same way again.

· "Artist's NSFW Creations Envision Robot Sex" (gallery @ wired.com)
· "Sex Life Of Robots" (trailer @ YouTube)
· "Sex Life Of Robots" (Museum of Sex exhibition info @ nymag.com)

Previously: Aaron Dunn's Optimus Prime Erotica, Terminator Sex, Hot Girls And Robots, Gynoid Film Festival on YouTube, "ASFR": Robot Fetish Video, Sorayama Pinup Gallery, "Sex and the Single Robot", 2005 PlayBot Calendar

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<![CDATA[The Hello Kitty Vibrator, Reborn]]> The Hello Kitty vibrator is the stuff of legend. Originally released in 1997 as a "shoulder massager," it had a relatively innocent existence until 1999, when more than a few people started realizing that shoulders weren't the only thing Hello Kitty could massage. From there, it was a short step to incorporating Ms. Kitty in some adult films and that, sadly, was the beginning of the end.

Shocked by Hello Kitty's porn debut, Sanrio terminated the licensing agreement that had made the "shoulder massager" possible and production on the world's most adorable sex toy came to a halt, leaving fans to fight over the last of the vibes and others to wonder if they ever truly existed in the first place. But now, like a battery-operated Phoenix rising out a Japanese toy catalog, the Hello Kitty vibe is back! Or a Hello Kitty vibe is back, at least. The latest of her nine lives is a bit different from the previous one—She's dressed like a horse! In multiple colors! Collect them all!—but we're sure it's just as good at massaging, uh ... "shoulders" as the original. We can't wait to hear her purr.

· New Hello Kitty Vibrators (jlist.com, via sexblo.gs)
· Related: The History of the Hello Kitty Vibrator (jmate.com)

Previously: Hello Kitty Vibrators, Hello Kitty In Action

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<![CDATA[More iPhone Porn: Enter The PodDisk]]> We're not really familiar with this whole "iPhone" contraption that all the kids seem to be talking about these days (though we seem to remember reading a post or two about it on our sibling site Gizmodo), but it's already started to create a buzz in the porn world. Earlier this week, Digital Playground announced that it would begin distributing movies especially formatted for the device (instead of, you know, merely formatted for iPods or plain old computers running QuickTime), and now Pulse Distribution ups the ante with the development of something called the PodDisk, described as "the only DVD that will load directly to iTunes, giving you an instant library for your iPhone". Details are sketchy, but it sounds to us like it's little more than a specially formatted DVD that arrives without the copy protection mechanism that ordinarily makes it difficult to transfer content from a disk to your hard drive without knowing your way around applications like DVDx or Mac The Ripper.

Of course, the whole "iPhone porn" angle is really nothing more than marketing hype, since you'll be able to get pretty much any video you're able to import into iTunes onto your iPhone, including plain old QuickTime videos—but we still appreciate any means by which we can take our favorite smut with us wherever we go. And besides, hype is pretty much what this new thingamajig is all about. So, uh, when is it coming out again?

· "Pulse Offers PodDisc Porn for iPhone" (avn.com; super irritating video ad w/sound file warning)
· Pulse Distribution (pulsedistribution.com)

Update: Hustler jumps on the iPhone Porn hype bandwagon as well ... or rather, tries to stop it in its tracks: "HustlerWorld Becomes First Website Available On the iPhone" (hustlerworld.com)

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Previously: We Don't Even Have Our iPhones Yet, But Jesse Jane Got Her "Juice" On Them

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<![CDATA[We Don't Even Have Our iPhones Yet, But Jesse Jane Got Her "Juice" On Them]]>

Listen, we know that the iPhone won't be out until the 29th, and we further know that it is not any different to put porn on your iPhone than it is to put it on your iPod. But the important thing is that Digital Playground told us first that they would have content for the iPhone and it's not like they said they were releasing movies on Blu-Ray or that they were entering the celebrity sex tape business.

Plus, we have documentary evidence of both Shay J. and Jesse using Macs, so we're inclined to Think Different(ly). - GP

· iPod Porn from Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Dwnload Mobile Porn from Adult DVD Empire (adultdvdempire.com)
· Buy "Jesse's Juice" (gamelink.com)
· iPhone (apple.com)

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<![CDATA[Talking Head Vibrators: Now In Rabbit Form!]]>

It used to be that if you were in the market for the latest in cutting-edge (ok, scratch that "cutting" part) sex toys you were forced to choose between a model souped up with the latest in MP3-enabled voice recording technology and the tried-and-true benefits of the ever-popular rabbit design model. Well, worry no more: the dildonic whizzes at My Little Secret follow up the success of their Talking Head Vibrator with the release of their new "Web-enabled" Talking Head MP3 Rabbit Vibrator, which combines all the slightly creepy benefits of the original version (as we mentioned in our initial review, not everyone wants to have their lover's voice squawking at them from inside their cooter) with an additional set of bunny-like nibbly things attached for her pleasure. There's a selection of audio clips you can download from the My Little Secret site (at $1.99 a pop) to use with your new toy should you decide to purchase one, but we recommend getting creative with some old Looney Toons samples on your computer to get the full effect of this bold advance in vibrator technology.

· Talking Head™ MP3 Pink Rabbit (mylittlesecretllc.com)
· "My Little Secret Launches First MP3 Rabbit Vibrator" (press release @ avn.com)

Previously: Talking Head Vibrators, Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys of 2006, The Perfect Sex Toy?, iBuzz 2.0, Sex Toy TechWatch: Je Joue Programmable Vibrator

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Vacuum Sex]]> 2007_02_06_vacuum.jpg

Some people say there's no such thing as coincidence, but there has to be some reason why we found this clip on the exact same day we stumbled upon an unrelated Pornzio post about vacuum cleaner porn. You'll have to believe us when we say we don't spend that much time actively seeking out women and their Hoover-ific appliances, so when we run into two instances of it in a little under an hour we know it can't be an accident. So what's the larger significance? What is the universe trying to tell us? After taking a quick look around the dusty Fleshbot Dungeons, we think we have the answer: We really need to hire a maid.

· "Woman fucks vacuum" (Haporn)
· Vacuum Porn... (pornzio.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

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<![CDATA[CES and AVN: Sittin' In A Tree?]]>

2007_avn.jpgObsessive readers of Gawker Media websites (Seriously, what's wrong with you people? Go play outside or something) have been enthralled by blanket coverage of the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, courtesy of the nerd patrols at Gizmodo and Kotaku. (And some other places too.) The more astute among you may even be scratching your heads and saying, "Wait a second ... the Adult Entertainment Expo is also in Las Vegas this week. A porn convention and a gadget convention in the same city, at the same time?" Coincidence? We think not—and neither does Boing Boing's Xeni Jardin, who is on the case in the guise of her mild-mannered NPR correspondent alter ego. It turns out it's not just a matter of two organizations using the same travel agent. Believe it or not, geeks and pervs have a lot in common. (Hint: They all like to gamble.)

· Tech and Porn Conventions Collide in Las Vegas (audio @ npr.org)
· "NPR 'Xeni Tech': Tech and Porn collide in Vegas" (Boing Boing)

See also:
· "Why CES and AVN broke up" (gramponante.com)
· CES 2007 Coverage (Gizmodo)
· CES 2007 Coverage (Kotaku)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

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