Geek porn came about in much in the same way that the pierced and tattooed girls of altporn did—in fact, back in the olden days (or at least the late '90s/early '00s), geek porn and good old fashioned altporn were pretty much both subsets of the same general amateur genre. Over time, though, both got co-opted by The Man: altporn became the province of such companies as VividAlt, and sexy geeks got such polished productions as "Whores of Warcraft" "Whorecraft" "Whorelore". If anything, the current incarnation of geek porn isn't so much a sign that geeks are making sex safe for work, or at least for dinner table conversation: it's more that Big Porn has recognized geekery as a mainstream (or mainstream enough) enough culture to eroticize, monetize, and cash in on.

But you don't really want a lecture on all that—you want pictures of naked geeky girls! Good thing we can provide that too.

· NSFW: Gamer Porn: Would You Pay for This? (kotaku.com)
· Thumbnail star: Ann Angel via Gamer Fetish (gamerfetish.com)

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· "Introducing Girl On Game: Justine Joli Signs Up As Our Guest Reviewer" (dasgamer.com)

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· Attack of the Show (g4tv.com)

· Video Games and Sex (YouTube, via rockpapershotgun.com)

"The protagonist is Raidy, a high-spirited female sword-fighter traveling the continent in search of adventure and the secrets of her past. When she comes upon a town plagued by monsters who steal away the beautiful young maidens and turn them into their slaves, Raidy is determined to set things right, risking life, limb, and virginity to do battle with the denizens of the tower."

· "Lightning Warrior Raidy" and "Lightning Warrior Raidy 2: Temple Of Desire" (game and ordering info @ jlistcom; see also jastusa.com)

When you think of the best Japanese videogames of all time, titles from Nintendo or certain 80s console classics might be at the top of your list. But maybe that's because you haven't yet been lucky enough to play Nangoku Sakunyuu Island, in which you assume the role of a man called "One-Shot Expert" who sails to an island full of big-breasted girls and extracts milk from them for sale offshore in return for making regular sperm deposits. Or Paimega Another Online, in which you battle your opponent to make the world safe for gals with big breasts who wear glasses. (Are we sensing a theme here?) These and other titles are included in a new list compiled by a videogame fan with a taste for Japanese exports that's evolved beyond Donkey Kong and Katamari. We haven't played (or even heard of) any of them ourselves, but that doesn't mean we're not looking forward to any of them making the jump to the North American market someday. We're getting awfully tired of waiting for Ms. Pac Man to give up the goods after all these years.

· "When Porn and Video Games Collide: Ten Japanese Video Games" (gaming.wikia.com - thanks Rob)

Previously: Remembering Lara Croft (Nude), Ava And Mia Do "Halo 3", Smack That Wii!, YouTube Watch: Wii Sex, PS3 (And Wii) Babes On eBay, Pornstars And Video Games, "Whores of Warcraft", Can Gamers Be Sexy?

Among the many reasons (besides the obvious) for our massive crush on porn sisters Ava and Mia Rose are their abiding geekiness. So when we heard that they'd be playing a few rounds of the yet-to-be-officially-released "Halo 3"—and stripping away their clothing with every frag—we couldn't wait to tune into Epileptic Gaming last Friday evening to see how it all went down (and came off) ... though we guess we got so excited that we (1) forgot to remind you to watch and (2) ended up getting the times confused and missed all that live topless fragging action ourselves. Fortunately, the Epileptic Gaming folks have assued us that they're busy putting together a montage clip of all that bodacious public beta testing action and will be posting it on their site later this week; in the meantime, they were gracious enough to share a few screencaps and a video preview to whet our collective appetite for what's in store. We'll never look at a Bubble Shield in quite the same way again.

· "O-M-F-G, Let me play some Halo 3!!!" (epilepticgaming.ggl.com)

Teaser trailer after the jump.

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· "Strip Halo 3 Tease" (veoh.com)

Previously: Porn In The Family: Keeping It Together, Return Of The Nerdcore Babes, DVD: "It's All About Ava", Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", More Nerdcore: Naked Gamers, Ava Rose, Contract Star, Smack That Wii!, Porn Valley Dispatch: Meet Ava Rose, Pornstars And Video Games, "Whores of Warcraft", Can Gamers Be Sexy?,

If you wish you were at home right now playing "Dead or Alive" or classic versions of "Tomb Raider" instead of Minesweeper, or whatever the hell it is you do when you're at work, then maybe this video will tide you over until you can get that familiar vibrating controller back into your hands. (No, the other one.) The console lovers at Screw Attack rank their favorite sets of video game boobage throughout history and helpfully provide video evidence of the best pixilated mammaries. If you can handle the zany voices of the Morning Zoo-like announcers, it's a bit of gamer nostalgia that will give you nice distraction from your dreary day. If you're lucky enough to be at home right now, and are maybe playing one of these games as we speak, then that's even better. But sit tight; we'll get back to delivering real boobies soon enough.

· ScrewAttack - Top Ten Boobies (gametrailers.com)

Previously: "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game, Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft", Flesh Flicks: Virtual Tera, Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", Still More World of Warcraft "Porn", Final Fantasy Hentai, Incise Soul's CGI Babes, Videogame Boobs: A History

· Contrary to what the folks at GameDaily might think in their survey of World Of Warcraft celeb lookalikes, we do happen to think that Orcs are hot. Especially the ones who look like Jenny McCarthy. (gamedaily.com, via Double Viking)

· Drew Barrymore likes to run through wheat fields naked, Mariah Carey likes to roll around in the snow with no clothes on ... and other useless celebrity tidbits that fill up space on really slow news days. (thesun.co.uk)

· What should a person do if they happen to be born with a third nipple? Get it pierced, of course. You might as well get some use out of it. (photos @ bmezine.com.nyud.net)

· A "prominent public-health researcher" is arrested for jerking off at the urinals in Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson Airport. Shouldn't a public-health researcher know that that's what the stalls are for? (newsobserver.com)

· Folks in Hawaii are upset about a new MTV reality show that is pretty much just a bunch white kids trying to get laid. We think that's all of MTV's current shows, but they're probably talking about one in particular. (cbs5.com)

· "Pornography is like a plague ravaging the souls of people." Wow, that's the best anti-porn scare quote we've heard in a long time; nothing like a little Old Testament gloom and doom to make that six year old issue of Juggz in our nightstand look seem more exciting than it really is. (catholic.org.sg)

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We think it's pretty well established by this point that chicks like to play video games too; no fan of Fleshbot could ever dispute the claim given the number of girls we've shown you who are eager to prove that they know how to handle a plasma rifle and can look hot doing it. Having said that, we don't want to discourage any more women from continuing to pose seductively with their consoles and other nerdy gadgets to prove their mettle (and sending the pictures, of course) or from entering the "Miss Video Game" contest, an online pageant that appears to be created simply to find people who like video games and have boobs. (We never even got past the third level of Donkey Kong, so gals, please ... show us your tips!)

· Cassie, Chelsea, Trotsky and Izzy (model galleries @ cakebite.com, via destructoid.com)
· Miss Video Game (missvideogame.com)
· "Hey, Girls, Win a Trip to the Beach With the Miss Video Game Pageant!" (Kotaku)

Previously: Linux Sluts Gallery, Cherie Roberts/Nerdcore 2007 Calendar, More Nerdcore: Naked Gamers, "Whores of Warcraft", Xbox's Vibration Sensation, Can Gamers Be Sexy?, Porn on Nintendo DS?

If you're hoping for a massively multiplayer spectacle of hot Alliance-versus-Horde orgy action in the first episode of the long-awaited "Whores of Warcraft" series, you may have to wait a little bit longer; judging from the preview, all you'll see is Monica Mayhem and Christian running around a field in vaguely Renaissance Faire-looking costumes accompanied by the very latest in stop-action and slow-motion photography. Still, that pricey $7.95 per episode download will at least get you some star power in the form of Mayhem and fellow scepter-wielding hotties Mia Rose and Jessica Jaymes, who will appear in future installments (and will hopefully go towards a more elaborate costume budget for subsequent productions). Even if the execution leaves a little to be desired given the source material, we're willing to cut any gaming geek smut some slack. And besides—if you want to experience some WoW-themed porn that's more than just a bunch of gyrating polygons, what other choice do you have?

· Whores of Warcraft: Swords, Sorcery, and Sex (whoresofwarcraft.com)
· Whores of Warcraft on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: World of Warcraft "Porn" Video, More World of Warcraft Porn, Still More World of Warcraft "Porn", Can Gamers Be Sexy?, E3 Booth Babes 2006, "Sex in Video Games" @ SxSW, Pornstars and Video Games, MMOrgy

· England's Prince Harry has a boobtastic time while hanging out with friends. It's good to be third in line to be the king. (thesun.co.uk, picture via idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· She's old enough to be your (great-)grandmother, but Dr. Ruth Westheimer still knows more about sex than you do. Another reason to respect your elders. (canada.com)

· How do you tell if that hot lady elf beside you in World of Worldcraft is actually a dude? "The fact that they are scantily clad is a huge clue." Also, if the character seems distracted by her own boobies, that might be a tip-off too. (msnbc.msn.com)

· If you have ever pondered over things like "who used the first dildo?", then this should give you some more to think about. If the cucumber fits ... (xtra.ca)

· Thailand claims to be among the top five nations in the world when it comes to online porn. Their parents must be very proud; we know ours are. (bangkokpost.com)

· Breast implants can serve many purposes, including stopping Hezbelloh rocket attacks. Wonderful stuff, that silicon. (yahoo.com)

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The consoleheads at our sibling site Kotaku raise an interesting question in what may be the longest post in Gawker Media history: Can a female videogame fiend get treated like a "normal" gamer and still shake her moneymaker to get a little attention? This particular dustup centers on SugarJoy/Destructoid blogger Faith Naked (who gets her chance in the comments), but it's really part of the larger issue of whether girls can ever get respect in a world dominated by horny guys. Should ladies use sex to their advantage? Is it even possible for a girl not to stand out? We happen like any opportunity to mix boobs and cartridges, so we're staying out of this fracas, but the fact that we're still eagerly awaiting the debut of GirlsofCS probably tells you where we stand. (P.S. Get your site running already, guys. You call yourself nerds?)

· "Don't Mind All My Naked Pictures... I'm Just A Gamer! Really!" (Kotaku)
· Related: The Girl Gamer (4thegirlgamers.blogspot.com)

Previously: E3 Booth Babes 2006, Christie's Room, "Sex in Video Games" @ SxSW, More World of Warcraft Porn, Pornstars and Video Games, MMOrgy

When you design a video game system that's portable, wireless, and internet ready, you've opened up a world of possibilities for tech hungry folks that long to carry their whole life in their pocket. You also invite one inevitable question from everyone who picks up your device: "Can I get porn on this thing?" The Nintendo DS is one such doohickey, and ever since the release of its custom-version of the Opera web browser, users have been investigating that very issue. Our partners in nerd crime at Kotaku review of the situation and determine that yes, it is possible, but slightly awkward - much like grown-ups who get paid to write about video games and porn.

· Can The Opera DS Do Porn? (Kotaku)
· "A Night at the Opera" (1up.com)
· Porn-blocker for DS Opera web browser (mobilemag.com)

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Previously: Heatseek: The Porn Browser, Videogame Boobs: A History, "Sex in Video Games" @ SxSW, Pornstars and Video Games, Nintendo Revolution Sex Toy?

· Forget Condoleezza Rice. This chick has all negotiating power we need to bring peace to the Middle East. All we are saying is give breasts a chance. (Yahoo News via radosh.net)

· MMORPG (That's a massive multi-player online role playing game, you nerd) Worlds of Warcraft is bringing orcs and elves together through their new dating service. Don't let the 5-to-1 male-to-female ratio discourage you. Most of the "females" are actually guys, anyway. (wowdate.fullwiki.com, via Kotaku)

· Eddie Van Halen will record two songs for director Michael Ninn's next adult feature. Wow, can you believe someone so successful would risk his reputation by working with Eddie Van Halen? (avn.com)

· Click on this link. No, don't click on it. Actually, go ahead. Well, maybe you better not. Ok, it's the former First Lady of the United States and current U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton without her shirt on. Are you happy now? (mediabistro.com)

· Some ladies in Winnipeg used a nude calendar to raise $43,000 for their senior center last year, so why not do it again? Yes, that said "senior center," as in senior citizens. Let's hope they age gracefully. (winnipegsun.com + mts.net)

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· You can never get enough photos of gamer chicks getting freaky with their consoles. Try to focus on the girls, please. (destructoid.com via, SugarJoy)

· A hot, horny housewife getting it on with the contractor doing renovations on her house (that the husband is paying for!) Is this the pitch for a new hardcore MILF series? Nope. It's the Home and Garden section of the New York Times. (nytimes.com, registration required)

· Despite what you may think, you do not have a constitutional right to take your clothes off in a strip club. We could have sworn that was somewhere in Article II. (dailyrecord.com)

· Look, when it comes to being wild and crazy, Rio de Janeiro can party with the best of them ... but even this city draws the line at a museum that looks like a giant whale penis. (jaunted.com)

· A new research study says that men don't sleep as well when they have to share their bed with a woman. That's because the guy is trying to find a way to sneak out without waking her. (bbc.co.uk)

· It seems the Teton County Fair in Wyoming has a problem with an excessive numbers of streakers. Well, excuse us for trying to bring a little excitement to Teton County. (excite.com, via Fark)

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· Nothing against these particular "Girls of MySpace", but we were kinda hoping that Playboy's search through thousands of profiles would uncover a little more variety that your typical Bunny model—to say nothing about the fact that not one of these photos was taken with a digital camera pointed at a mirror. (galleries @ dailyniner.com)

· We will not rest until we feature every known female celebrity in a gallery of bikini photos taken by paparazzi. Kirsten Dunst, who got caught enjoying the water in Cannes, brings us one step closer to completing our collection. (egotastic.com)

· This would be the scariest headline of the week if it weren't for that extra comma: "New Zealand online for porn, sheep". (stuff.co.nz)

· This article compares "Naughty America: The Game" to its PG-13 ancestor "The Sims" and concludes that while there's definitely a market for sex-fueled MMORPGs, it looks like "World of Warcraft" has nothing to worry about. It seems that gaming geeks like killing ogres almost as much as cybersex. Maybe more. (sci-tech-today.com)

· For a more low-tech (and nostalgic) sexy gaming experience, why not play a few rounds of Sextris? It's sort of like "Tetris" meets "Nude Photo Hunt," only without the creepy guy who's always feeding quarters into that machine at the end of the bar. (flashgamesarena.com, via Kotaku)

· Kristen Bell (a.k.a. Veronica Mars) and Prince (who may be living on Mars) have won PETA's poll declaring them the "World's Sexiest Vegetarians". Now if PETA would just have them lead a couple of nude protest rallies, they'd really have something going. (goveg.com)

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