· Ice-T's wife, Coco, is quite a drink of water. That's a whole lot of thirsty for one family. (dailypoa.com)

· Michelle Rodriguez plays in the surf while you had to go work on a Monday. Does that really seem fair? (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· The editor of GQ magazine is in hot water over his poorly-executed joke about Asian whores. He really should have re-written it to include whores of all races, colors and creeds. (nypost.com, via Gawker)

· A German sex toy company gets fined for naming its vibrators after two of Germany's greatest soccer stars, although they both probably wish they scored at the same rate as their miniature buzzing friends. (yahoo.com, via Deadspin)

· Apparently, the only industry that gets less love than porn these days is gambling, but they do have a good feeling about Red 23. (eog.com)

· How does searching for science DVDs on Amazon turn up an academic treatise on gay porn? Either it's bad search algorithms or just good luck. (slapupsidethehead.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

You might be surprised by the things you won't normally see in a porn movie. Some companies, even though they hire performers to have sex for money, will not allow references to brothels or prostitution. Drug and alcohol use, even smoke from cigarettes, are very often verboten. So thank God we can still get off to Gambling Addiction!

Here's Vanessa Lane in a scene from Sinsation Pictures' gambling feature "Bookie Nights", which explores innocent wagers gone wrong ... and gone sexy. For example, it's a safe bet Lane takes one in the face in about four minutes. - GP

· Sinsation Pictures (sinsationpictures.com)
· Get Some Help (gamblersanonymous.org)
· Buy "Bookie Nights" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive

· This is what Christina Aguilera looks like when she's dressing casual. You should see her when she actually tries to get attention. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Sex workers in Vancouver want to form a business co-operative. We think that means you get a discount on threesomes. (canada.com)

· Doctors turn to sex shops to find anatomically correct models of the most "delicate" parts of the human body, because no one cries when you accidentally break a King Dong. (ibnlive.com)

· London police are worried about an increase in sex traffic during the Olympics ... which doesn't start for another five years. Is this considered premature investigation? (nzherald.co.nz)

· South Korea declares war on foreign porn sites. We hope we don't get stranded in the DMZ. (hankooki.com)

· What can the gambling industry learn from porn? They're already better at screwing people. (gambling911.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

We've always wondered who first got the idea to put naughty pictures on playing cards, though odds are it must have been the brainchild of some devious (yet very disciplined) gambler looking to distract his opponents during a high-stakes game of poker. Whatever their origin, you don't seem to find porno playing cards much anymore, which is why you should take the opportunity to enjoy these vintage packs as much as possible. Blography points us to some photos of a vintage set featuring some truly gorgeous nudie pinups—and if you're still feeling nostalgic, there's a collector offering more hardcore versions for sale. Just don't try hiding these up your sleeve at a casino. Even the most clueless dealer will probably notice the difference.

· Vintage Playing Cards @ Flickr + vintagenudephotos.com (via Blography)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Blast From The Past, Sexy Fumetti: Dr. Barnard's Nurse Barbara, Retro Pinups by Mark Lacy, (Still More) Sexy Vintage Movie Posters, Sweatnapper: Modern Nude Ambrotypes, Awesome Vintage Spanking Photos, Prague Sex Machines Museum, Pinup Art by Gina King

Hot babes and sports gambling go together like ... er, hot babes wearing boxing gloves, hot babes in batting cages, and hot babes on the girdiron, all of whom have been featured as Bodog Girls in recent issues of the monthly cheesecake review at the "world's largest online sports betting destination". While the "Bodog Girls Beat" news blog doesn't seem to have been updated recently, it's apparent these hotties have still been keeping busy in their mission to spread the word about good old fashioned healthy physical activity far and wide: after all, we're willing to wager that your pulse rate is increasing already, and you haven't even left your seat.

· Bodog Girls (Flash @ bodognation.com)

Previously: Flesh FLicks: Kinkboxing, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Billiard Team: Rack 'Em Up!, Beach Volleyball Ass Gallery, Handball Girls, 25 Hottest Sports Wives