Ask any guy with an armchair, and he'll tell you that it's his favorite place in the house—and after this video, we have a feeling he'll like it even better. Lazyboys aren't just for relaxing anymore: see how far they can take your sex life!

· Fucking Fiona19 hard (xtube.com)

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· "hump chair" (random-good-stuff.com)

· Exotic Or Erotic (exoticorerotic.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene)

· "25 sexy times at home" (cribcandy.com - thanks Sturtle)

Sit down and get comfy with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Always Aroused Girl

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That Girl

His cock sprang free, and Paul wrapped his hand around it and began to stroke firmly up and down his shaft. He was soon fully tumescent again and he quickened the pace of his hand as he thought again of Laura sucking him off. He'd love to tangle his hands in that silky hair as he thrust his cock into her mouth; spunk down her throat, then bunch her skirt up around her waist, grab that gorgeous arse and bury his face in her wetness and lick her until she came. Then he'd screw her tight hole until they were both sweaty and satisfied.

His breath was coming in gasps by now as he crept towards his climax.

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Yellow Sofa

"Nothing's going to happen you know", she said, as my tongue started teasing her nipples, feeling them stiffen, my hand cupping her pudenda through her trousers ...

"Well, if you want. But don't expect anything in return", she said. And that was fine with me. She tasted sweet, especially when she came, which she did, quickly, and for long, complete with exhortations to a Messiah I knew she didn't recognise as such.

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Alone

My nipples were already hard and as I ran my hands over my breasts they grew harder still. I took a nipple between each of my thumbs and forefingers and pinched lightly, feeling the familiar pulse between my legs start to beat more incessantly. I moved my hands down over my stomach and hips and, opening my thighs, slid them between my legs. I could feel my smooth, shaved pussy under its silky covering and the crotch of my panties began to grow damp with my juices. I moved my hand over my silk covered pussy, feeling the outline of my lips through the fabric and slipping my panties to one side, I slowly slid a finger into my wet, slippery pussy.

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Catharsis

Giving me straps to fight against, a gag to scream into. Bleeding away the storm - with time, with exhaustion, with sex and pain and your voice in my ear - caring and mocking at the same time, telling me how very awful I'm being, and at the same time that it's all right. That I'm loved. You bind me, lash me down, work me into an incoherent lust that burns away everything else inside - the darkness flees it, like mist burned away by the sun - and then you slide into me, becoming one. Our climaxes, together like this, are huge, explosive things, too big for bodies to bear.

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this post is cold

"Don't move!" I quietly shouted, my fierce command freezing her in mid-motion.   She pressed herself back against the window for me. Only then did I resume licking. Only then did I spread her ass wide and mash my face against her wet sex. Only then did I find her clit with my tongue and gently brush it back and forth, causing her body to shake and shudder.  I slid down further, and turned around under and between her legs; I was seated against the window, my back now against the cold glass. With a better, more traditional angle, I thrust two fingers into her wet pussy, her shocked breath and shallow moans above fogging up the window. My tongue lay on her clit and pressed against it in flat circles. The fingers in her pussy beginning to slosh up and down, and I knew she could hear the lewd sounds of her own arousal.

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Recovery - Part III

...so much time with my ankles over his shoulders definitely equates to the most difficult of my pilates sessions. I have the added painful sensation of handmarks on my buttocks, exactly where I asked him to spank me as he fucked my ass. Even my neck feels uncomfortable; my head was twisted to the side when he pounded me into the mattress from behind. Like him, though, these little injuries feel like souvenirs, even trophies. In the days that follow our encounter, I surreptitiously touch my nipples, and remember his teeth on them. I wear the softest of panties, and move carefully, smiling to myself with every memory that surfaces.

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See also: Sugasm #115: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via sado-girls.com (TGP gallery via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

· Valentina la donna é mobile (ennezero.it)
· Crepax "Kadhorna" cabinet (mossonline.com; previously spotted @ laconcon.com, eternallycool.net, et al.)
· See also: Guido Crepax @ Wikipedia, cartonionline.com, and designboom.com

Previously: Il Mondo di Anastasia, The Sexy World Of Matt Artcore: Meet Cristal Pornostar, Sexy Art by Mónica, Sexy Fumetti: Dr. Barnard's Nurse Barbara, Human Furniture That You Can't Get At IKEA, Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona

It's true that some folks get turned on by being objectified, but that doesn't always mean they enjoy literally being turned into objects. This folks in this video, however, take objectification to a whole new level—like the second story of a house entryway, where one trussed up babe is turned into a human chandelier. Unfortunately, we don't have names* or dates to go with this clip (and the sound is a little wonky, as well), but it tells the intriguing tale of a man who basically spends all his time molding furniture out of latex-ensconced women. It's an odd hobby to be sure, but no matter what you think of a dude who builds electric female shrink wrapping machines, you've got to be impressed by the old world craftsmanship involved. The tables and chairs on display here make those Chippendale guys look like a bunch of corncob whittlers.

· "Decorate your home with living dominatrix furniture" (vidmax.com, via afhakers.nl, via Unscathed Corpse)

* Steve Diet Goedde, of all people, writes in to point out that this is actually Jeff Gord of House of Gord, which we totally would have known if our brain was working properly today, which it obviously isn't. Thanks, Steve!

Previously: NakedModern: Art Nudes For Design Snobs, Meet ShinyAline (And Friends): Freaks Inside, Wild Gasmasks: Get Your (Kinky) Head On Straight, 3-D Fetish Photos By Charles Mons: You Are There, Collar Factory Custom Fetish Collars: Tie One On

It's no secret that if you own a spacious, well-decorated home in Southern California and don't mind second-assistant cameramen taking naps on your bed, you can make a nice side business by renting your place out to movie and TV studios looking to shoot "on location." 818 Movie Locations is a specialty realty company that does just that, providing fully-furnished mansions for use in movies, photoshoots or private functions. Of course, this is 818, which means the San Fernando Valley, which means that pool table at 501 Woodland Hills has seen its fair share of cue sticks. Some of the properties advertised on their website—complete with picturesque backgrounds, fancy amenities, and much-needed maid service—may even look familiar to students of the Porn Valley skin flick, since satisfied producers are happy to return to the scene of the crime. You can take a peek behind the scenes of these potentially naughty real estate venues, or perhaps you'd like to rent one for yourself and have your own private star tour. Nothing beats bragging to your friends that you fuck where the pros fuck!

· 818 Movie Locations (omnipresent sound warning @ movielocations.com; seen on Adult FYI)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: The Couches of Porn Valley, NakedModern: Art Nudes For Design Snobs, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive, Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona, Unporn, Lurid Digs

In case merely looking at sexy furniture pics was leaving you a bit frustrated, you might be interested in this interview starring Fleshbot Gal Friday Violet Blue (we're not sure which version), who went booty-to-booty with Slashdong's qDot at SXSW in Austin last week to unveil his latest teledildonic invention: the Twitterdildonic sofa, which uses a text feed from the already buzzworthy Twitter miniblogging service in conjunction with a software-engineered Rez Trance Vibrator to create the world's "first augmented reality couch". Even though he modestly calls his new tech mashup "completely useless", qDot has supplied the source code for anyone who wants to rig up one of these to replace that old Barcalounger in the living room—though all it takes is one look at Violet's face while she's sitting on the prototype during the interview to convince us that IKEA needs to start mass production on these things immediately. Who knows—it might even make sitting there looking at boring celebrity sex tapes all evening something to actually look forward to!

· "new getv episode: twitterdildonics and qdot" and "Twitterdildonic Stimulation" (QuickTime video @ tinynibbles.com + GETV)
· "Twitterdildonics" (slashdong.org)
· Twitter (twitter.com)
· "Mini-blog is the talk of Silicon Valley" (msnbc.msn.com)

Previously: The Ooh!, Porn Vegas Dispatch: Virtual Holes and Virtual Sticks, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Delldo, The Wiibrator, Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona, Sonny Black Dungeon Furniture, Italian Sex Chair, Furniture Porn Movie, More Furniture Porn