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Fox News Thinks We Have Excellent Articles Content

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

It's not every day you hear the words Fox News and Fleshbot in the same sentence; but it seems we have some fans over in the land of fair and balanced coverage. Or at least one fan: J-Ho (aka Jonathan Hoening—not to be confused with the lovely Renae Cruz.) loves our, ahem, "content." Which piece do you think he liked better—the Pissing.com preview gallery or our review of "Tunnel Butts"? Clip above.

Is Fox News Too Hot For TV?

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:31:30 EST

What's the hottest network on television right now? Would you believe Fox News?! These naughty freaks will show anything, talk about everything, and leave you fair and balanced ... in your pants! Smutmaster General Bill O'Reilly and his filthy cohorts are so NSFW, they've even been banned from Digg! They report, you get off!

· FOX News Porn (foxnewsporn.com)
· 'Fox News Porn' Content Banned (aol.com)
· FOX News Porn is too hot for Digg (bravenewfilms.org)

Breaking: Porn Stars Make Money

Fleshbot — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:57:56 EDT

This just in from the folks at Fox News' Red Eye: some porn stars make a lot of money, especially if they happen to be female. Despite a few questionable inclusions on the list they use for reference (Houston's been retired for years now, and that online labia auction back in 2000 didn't rake in that much cash), there's no disputing that Jenna Jameson has definitely earned her place at the top of it. Why else do you think she's smiling all the time?

· See also: "The 5 Highest Paid Pornstars" (listaholic.com)

Porn Debate Raises The Bar On Public Discourse

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:23:14 EDT

Our old dentist used have to a sign in his office that said "Never argue with a crazy person; people might not be able to tell the difference." For some reason, that nugget of wisdom came to mind when we saw this clip from last night's "The O'Reilly Factor," where professional finger-wagger Michelle Malkin bravely takes on the entire world of hardcore pornography via the formidable proxy of barely legal webmaster Doug Markwith.

Being the high-minded interlocutor that she is, Malkin opens the forum by calling her opponent skeezy and a "loser" (is that the famous Fox News reporting, or the deciding?), insults his girlfriend, then cuts them both off without caring to listen to their side of the story. Unfortunately, Doug doesn't acquit himself very well either, as he stumbles over his answers, tries to zing Michelle with comments about some fake bikini shots, then signs off with a classy one-fingered salute. (The backwards baseball cap was a nice touch, though.) Not since the Lincoln-Douglas debates of 1858 have we seen such high-minded political rhetoric in the public sphere, but we're pretty sure that neither Republicans nor pornographers should be particularly thrilled about the way their side was represented. The whole affair was disappointing to say the least, especially when you consider Michelle's usual parliamentary procedures—the ones she's actually proud of! If her political cheerleading isn't the definition of skeezy, we don't know what is.

· The O'Reilly Factor (foxnews.com)
· "The Defeatocrats' Cheer" (YouTube)
· More background @ here (vailsun.com, via otty-hotties.com)

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Previously: Masturbation: The Silent Killer, Good Morning America Enables Your Addiction, LA Daily News Exposes Porn Valley, Happy Anti-Porn Hysteria Month!, Porn: America's Addiction!