Fleshbot: fleshlight

Your Handy Dandy Guide To Using A Fleshlight

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EST

Fleshlights: we all think they're the bee's knees—but do we really know hot to use them properly? Probably not: so thank heavens for this couple, who've thoughtfully put together an instructional video.

And not only have they created this helpful video, they've made it even more helpful by eliminating any distraction from, say, stray boobs, or a naked male body, dressing the demo male in a skintight, full body leotard that exposes only the penis, and the penis alone—you know, to really highlight the penis for better demonstration purposes. Brilliant!

These two should take their show on the road. Can you imagine how good they'd be at teaching all those other penis-related lessons? (Answer: totally awesome.)

· Blond wife uses Fleshlight on her slave (pornhub.com)

Fleshlight Teams With Liberator To Make The Fleshlight Even Better

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Now, we all like sticking our wangs into Fleshlights—but actually having to hold the damn thing can be pretty awkward (not to mention exhausting). But those days are over, thanks to Liberator!

The famed (and George Clooney endorsed) sex furniture company has just teamed up with Fleshlight to offer the "Fleshlight Mount," a device which allows you to... mount your Fleshlight (we're just guessing here). We have no idea what the device looks like, or how well it actually works—but who cares, we're stoked anyway. Soon, our dreams of effortless orgasm will finally be a reality.

UPDATE: Thanks to BeautfiulAgony, we now know what the Fleshlight Mount looks like (and, for that matter, can figure out how it works). See above image.

· Fleshlight Introduces Liberator Fleshlight Mount (xbiz.com)

December Appreciation Month: Let The Celebrations Begin!

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:00:20 EST

Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and the carols are sung, the excitement builds for that holiday of holidays, Christmas. But let us not forget all of the little celebrations that get overlooked as we all wait impatiently for that moment when Santa shows up with all our new toys. After all, who can forget the something as fundamental as Roots Day? Or Bathtub Party Day? Get out the bubbles and jump on in, because we've got some serious celebrating to do this month!

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November 5: Bathtub Party Day

Rub A Dub Dub: Top Ten Sex In The Tub Videos

December 5: Repeal Day: The 21st Amendment ends Prohibition

Flesh Flicks: Happy "Accidents"

December 7: National Cotton Candy Day

Sex Circus (Megaporn.com)

December 8: Take it in the Ear Day

Ear Fetish Videos

December 12: National Ding-a-Ling Day

We Can't Believe You Went There

December 13: Ice Cream Day
AssSmoothie.com(via askjolene)
Ass Smoothie On Demand

December 14: International Children's Day

The Second Times A Charm: "Not the Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

Decenber 15: Bill of Rights Day

Tyra Takes on Sex Work

December 16: National Chocolate Covered Anything Day

Top Ten Sexy Messy Videos

December 21: Humbug Day
Turn That Frown Upside Down: Smiling, Happy Naked Girls

December 21: National Flashlight Day

Fleshlights

December 23: Roots Day

The Asian Blonde Roundup

December 25: Christmas Day

Santa and His Elves pt 2 (Megaporn.com)

December 26: Boxing Day

Ariel X vs Samantha Sin (Fleshbot Babes)
Ultimate Surrender Wants You (To Watch)

December 28: Card Playing Day

Flesh Flick: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear

Decmber 31: Make Up Your Mind Day

Two Pornstars To Rule Them All: Meet Your New Leaders

Decmber 31: New Years Eve

Bunny via Gothic Sluts

Sweden To Sex Toy Shoppers: Vaginas Only?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:05:46 EDT

Following a government mandate two months ago, Swedish pharmacies started stocking their shelves with sex toys (including some of our favoritest ones ever). But hasn't been all orgasms and, uh, more orgasms since then: two men have complained that state-run pharmacy Apoteket discriminates against men by only stocking vagina-friendly sex toys. Apoteket claims that as soon as someone makes a quality sex toy for men, they'll start stocking it. Obviously, we haven't started exporting Fleshlights in return for all those ABBA records. (thelocal.se)

Ever wish you could control your computer...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:39:57 EDT

Ever wish you could control your computer with your peen? (Really, who hasn't?) Finally, someone's created a way to do just that: the Interactive Fleshlight, which our pal qDot at Slashdong reminds us "is an input /only/ device". And not only can you use your joystick as a, uh, joystick ... you can also play a crappy sex game with it! What will they think of next? (slashdong.org)

Masturbation At 300 RPM

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:19:46 EST

Sadly, sex toy coverage is usually limited to dildos and vibrators, because there's so many more options for things to insert then there are places to insert. It's not really fair to the guys, but when it comes to mechanical manipulation, you're often forced to improvise. On the bright side, guys can be pretty industrious when the stakes are high enough. Like this gentleman, who we met via Katie Morgan's toy tutorial and was not satisfied with the most popular option out there—the Fleshlight—so he decided to ... well, you can see for yourself. Please do not try this at home without a degree from MIT or a certified Maytag repairman on site. You are decidedly not ready for this jelly.

· Katie Morgan on Sex Toys (air date schedule @ hbo.com)

Previously: Katie Morgan On Sex Toys

If there's one thing we can count on from...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:06:22 EDT

If there's one thing we can count on from Slashdong's qDot, it's that if he has a machine and it can vibrate, chances are he's going to find a way to fuck it. That's the kind of devotion and ingenuity that made this country great. (slashdong.org)