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Balloon Fetishes ... They're Blowing Up!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:29:01 EDT

Is ballooning going mainstream? Lots of people have been sending us this link to videos of people who like to climb inside balloons and do ... well, they just sort of hang out. Or maybe blow up other balloons! These particular clips probably weren't meant to be erotic, but we've long been aware of the sexual possibilities of steaming hot plastic air balls. It's also how we discovered Mausi, a German woman who seems to be building a non-nude, but sexually suggestive internet balloon empire all to herself. What does it all mean for society and the future of human development? If you're looking for the answer here ... don't hold your breath.

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· Mausi (YouTube)
· Mausi Balloons (mausi-ballons.de)
· People Trapping Themselves in Balloons to Seduce You (urlesque.com)

Heaven666 Helps You Find Your Favorite New Fetish (Videos)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:45:50 EDT

The person who uploaded the above video to Heaven666.org asked, "Is this some kind of fetish?" To which we reply, "Um, duh." After all, balloon and inflation fetishism is something we've covered here at Fleshbot many times over the years, and while it clearly gets some people panting faster it still manages to cause a lot of uncontrolled giggling in others. While it's not a porn site per se, Heaven666 does traffic in all kinds of wacky internet shenanigans. So naturally some wacky fetish videos are going to make the mix every now and then. Some of their visitors might be frightened and/or confused by a few of them, but we know our readers are a more sophisticated bunch who will merely see clips like these as additional pieces of the gorgeous mosaic that is human sexual expression.

OK, so maybe some of them might frighten and/or confuse you too. But who knows? You might even find something new to try out this weekend! Check out more clips from Heaven666 after the jump ... including one that actually is a little out there. Even for sophisticated types like us.

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· Rubber

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· Self-spanking

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· Sneaker sniffer

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· Tongue It

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· Worms

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· More @ Category - "Fetishes" (heaven666.org - thanks Catalin!)

Sexy Hotel Room Cleaning Method Will Leave A Funny Taste In Your Mouth

Jonnobot — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:15:37 EDT

We all know by now that hotel rooms are supposed to be among the filthiest places on the planet, what with all those cooties crawling over even the most innocuous looking remote control. So they next time you check into, say, an Extended Stay hotel (for whom this viral video was allegedly made), hope that a lovely blonde like this one has taken the trouble to swab down everything thoroughly in advance of your arrival. And then wonder why they aren't charging you twice as much to stay there. (Video after the jump.)

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• "A Girl, Her Tongue and a Hotel Room" (YouTube; more @ extstay.com)

Introducing Your Newest YouTube Fetish: Boob Punching

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:40:00 EDT

We always try to do our best to stay on top of the world's latest fads and trends, be they an overly-specific fetish or a idiotic internet meme. Sometimes we get lucky and those two things are one and the same. But we were not aware until just now that "boob punching" is the hottest thing on the YouTubes since failed skateboarder nut shots. (Those never get old!) Sure, a little playful slapping is part of many a boob lover's repertoire, but girls hitting other girls in the tits and posting videos of it online is apparently all the rage. (And not really as violently sexist as some people think.) So now you know! And knowing is half way to finding videos of bouncing boobs on the internet.

· Boob Slapping (g4tv.com, via machochip.com)

· "boob punch" (YouTube)

Hot girls in swimsuits wrestling in the...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:35:22 EDT

Hot girls in swimsuits wrestling in the Mississippi mud with live catfish? "Girls Gone Grabblin'" sounds like it should be our favorite new fetish—but sadly, this DVD and website won't quite live up to your dirtiest expectations. Unless you've got thing for catfish, that is. (And in the meantime, we'll always have hot chicks in waders!) (catfishgrabblers.com, via Deadspin)

Getting Sweet On Stickysweetie (And Stuck Too)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:40:37 EDT

The occasional heavily censored naked swinger party notwithstanding, YouTube isn't exactly the best place for finding "real" porn anymore ... that is, depending on what your definition of porn is, and unless you know where to look. After all, we can still count on it to help us find some of our new favorite fetishes, like the one Stickysweetie here has introduced us to. Who knew we would be so into watching videos of women in schoolgirl outfits and high heels getting stuck in giant wads of bubblegum and sticky pools of tar? (Then again, considering our already documented fondness for schoolgirls, high heels, bubblegum, sticky pools, messy shoes, damsels in distress, and girls getting stuck in general, we guess maybe it's not too much of a surprise.)

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"Stripper stuck"

"Late for school"

Bonus!

"We were bored ... "

· Stickysweetie (YouTube profile, via buzzfeed.com)

Hot Thigh Crushing Action: The View From Up There

Violet Blue — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:20:22 EDT

Sure, one could look at this series of hapless male faces caught between a pair of pretty girl thighs, decide it's nothing more than Yet Another Overly Specific Japanese Fetish™, and move on to the next eel wrangling website. But we prefer to think that there's a naughty schoolgirl named Mimi out there who is stalking the streets of Osaka luring unsuspecting Japanese salarymen into her tender trap, where she straddles and squeezes their smug mugs between her bare thighs until they cry while she takes keepsake Polariods for her own perverse pleasure before she runs away giggling, pigtails flying, into the night. (Which may not be too far from the truth either.) Hey, we can dream, can't we?

· BCCKS: Mimi (bccks.jp, via Pussycalor)

Shaking Your Ass With Wii Fit

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:20:38 EDT

The newest videogame sensation has been on sale for less than two weeks, but we think we've already discovered its potential as the world's next hot fetish device. See, one of the ostensibly fat-burning games you can play on its nifty balance board is virtual hula hooping, and ... do you see where this is going? Hot chicks + skimpy clothes + repetitive hip shaking = voyeuristic YouTube phenomenon! Trust us when we say that what you see below is only the beginning.

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· Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit. (YouTube)

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· Wii Fit Hula Hoop makes you look stupid (YouTube)

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· WII FIT HULA HOOP TO SHAKIRA HIPS DONT LIE (YouTube)

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· My Girlfriend on the wii (YouTube)

Speaking of getting freaky: we've been known...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 23 May 2008 08:15:08 EDT

Speaking of getting freaky: we've been known to get turned on by certain cars in our day, but that's usually because of the hot naked girls writhing on top of them. But for some people—or at least this guy—it's the cars themselves that get their engines revved. Insert obligatory "autoerotica" pun here. (sex-and-blogs.com)

Blu's Blog Proves That Eyebrows Are The Windows To The Soul

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:20:23 EDT

If you ask people what the sexiest part of a woman is, there aren't a lot of folks who start by talking about the eyebrows. Seeing how there's a whole industry devoted to plucking and tweezing and threading and penciling them, however, obviously there's quite a few people whopay attention to them. Naturally, that means there's highly-sexualized blog for it. We didn't even know that "the International Eyebrow Landscape" existed, but Blu's Eyebrow Blog seeks to chronicle it, whether those little hairy appendages belong to regular citizens, fashion models, or even pornstars like our old pal Dana DeArmond (who apparently gives great brow.) Frankly, when we look at Dana we don't spend a lot of time staring at anything that high up, but from now on we can at least promise to try.

· Blu's Eyebrow Blog (blubrow.blogspot.com - thanks Sanj)

We're so disappointed that we discovered...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:50:05 EST

We're so disappointed that we discovered the ~~creepy stalker~~ "admiring women at a respectful distance"-themed blog Sleeping Cuties just in time for its final post ever. At least we can check out the archives ... right after we take a nap. (sleepingcuties.blogspot.com)

Fireplace Porn: Grab Your Poker!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:45:43 EST

You already know about our fascination with pool sex. A nice body of chlorinated water makes a perfect backdrop for any romantic encounter, but what to do in the cold, dreary days of winter when your backyard fun spot is covered with plastic tarp and dead leaves? You head inside to an even more romantic spot—the fireplace. We don't know if it's the crackling of the wood, the heat from the flames, or the ever-present danger that your house might burn to the ground, but few things can beat fucking in front of a nice warm hearth. As usual, our twisted friends at Pornzio are ahead of the curve on this sexy porn trend, but we added a few contributions of our own after the jump. So curl up with some nice hot cocca and marshmallows and try not to get singed.

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· Masturbation with fire iron (YouPorn)

· Candy Fox (ammlovely.com)

· Teen masturbates with nunchucks in front of fire" (Megarotic)

· I Want to Fuck Near a Fireplace (pornzio.com)
· Top picture: Alectra Blue (askjolene.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: Do The Math, Video Playpen: Pool Party!

Overly Specific Fetish Sites Are No Laughing Matter

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:12:47 EST

We've said it many times, but some people still just don't believe it—if you can dream it, someone one on the interweb is probably already doing it. If fact, we've covered quite a few of the unusually specific fetish sites mentioned in this point-and-laugh blog post, but should anybody really be surprised that there are places on the web devoted to chicks with balloons, or Princess Leia, or women in spacesuits? They may not be your particular tastes (although we do like a lady with a good sandwich), but we're never ones to judge anyone on their kinks. Besides what's wrong with clown porn? Or sandwiches? Mmmm ... sandwiches.

· Ten Funny Fetish Sites (yesbutnobutyes.com)

Previously: Princess Leia's Metal Bikini Forever!, Insane Clown Pussy

Messy Feet Finds On Flickr

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:26:40 EDT

Hey, there foot fans! We know you like admiring feet and shoes and feet walking in shoes and maybe the two of them together possibly stepping on something, but how do you feeling stepping in something? Like a pool? Or maybe a puddle? Or—and we're just throwing this out there—a baked potato? We have to hand it to "Lee" and his Flickr page for coming up with some pretty creative and downright messy ways to showcase his favorite body parts and their kicky accessories. And if you're wondering if potato foot pancakes really qualifies as a sexual fetish, maybe you should try out the egg and cum omelet cooked up in some of the other photos. Hey, if the kink fits ...

· Photos from lee_loves_shoes (Flickr, via Blography)

Previously: Foot Fetish For Dummies, High Heel Fetish Posters by Markus Mey

Apparently, formerly intimate pieces of...

Fleshbot — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:46:52 EDT

Apparently, formerly intimate pieces of lingerie like bras, panties, corsets, slips and garter belts are now "display items" worn out in the open over other articles of clothing on runways everywhere. Which doesn't really surprise us, since we've been paying very close attention to them for a while now. (NY Times)

Invasion Of The Chewing Girls

Fleshbot — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:31:51 EDT

Four out of five dentists may recommend chewing sugarless gum to their patients who chew gum, but a whopping five out of five Fleshbot staff members recommend chewing gum while topless to just about everyone. But the bubble blowing babes in photographer-slash-conceptual artist Cle9's gallery aren't just up to some harmless masticating fun: "They claim to be a group of revolutionists armed with chewing-gum bombs, the last artificial creatures of the 'sociéteacute; du spectacle', ego wandering zombies, mythomaniacs who want to pass themselves off as young girls or as prematurely aged ones ... Will their chewing-gum bubbles cover them up entirely until they disappear? Will the girls explode when the bubbles burst? Or will these explosions bring about the end of us all?" Dammit, why do those conceptual artists have to make things so complicated?

· Chewing Girls (cle9.deviantart.com/gallery)

Previously: Bubble Gum Porn: Chew On This!

Flag Fetishism: These Colors Don't Run

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:16:19 EDT

So when you got up this morning, did you salute your flag like a good little patriot and maybe recite the Pledge of Allegiance to prove to anyone within earshot that you weren't planning to commit treason anytime soon? Then you are probably not a friend to "Dr." Rex Curry, a noted symbologist (you know, just like Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci ~~Load~~ Code. Like many internet cranks, he's got a long list of grievances and enemies starting with the "perverted" laws and teachers who force elementary school students to "verbally fellate" the American flag each day. (You know, it is a little weird when you stop and think about it.)

According to Dr. Curry, this flag fetishism is directly related to swastikas, Nazis, mind control and (we're guessing) the erosion of our civil liberties. It's kind of hard to follow it all, but he does have plenty of visual examples to illustrate his point. Actually, we're not sure if porn babes enjoying their flag paraphernalia is a good thing or a bad thing for the good doctor (Yay, America! Boo, false idols?), but it has certainly made us think a lot harder about this issue. So hard that our brain now hurts, but we figured why not run the idea up the flag pole and see if anyone faps to it?

· "PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE PARAPHILIA, FLAG FETISHISM, FLAG DESECRATION & MASTURBATION, FLAG PORNOGRAPHY & PERVERSION" (rexcurry.net, via Blography)

Previously: Paulina Rubio's Mexican Flag Flap

Wet Naked Chicks With Guitars: Internet Rule #34 Comes To Life

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:43:18 EDT

As longtime investigators of online smut, it should come as no surprise that nothing shocks us anymore. Teddy bear rape? Been there. Erotic Star Wars slash fiction? Yawn. Tentacles? Puhhh-lease. The only real surprise is when someone dreams up a porn idea that someone else hasn't already cashed in on.

This reality of the interwebs was best illustrated by nerdy online comic xkcd, which dubbed it Rule 34: "If you can imagine it, there is porn of it." Of course, it wasn't enough to make a joke about it, the author had to prove this maxim by buying WetRiffs.com and populating it with fan submitted images of naked chicks (and a few dudes) playing electric guitar in the shower. It brings to mind the second most popular question we get here, which is, "Are there really people who get turned on by this stuff?" We'll call our answer Rule 34A: If it's on the internet, uh ... yeah, probably.

· WetRiffs (wetriffs.com)
· Rule 34 (xkcd.com)

Tasty beverage fans might enjoy this small...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:22:52 EDT

Tasty beverage fans might enjoy this small Flickr collection of hot babes and cold drinks. Believe it or not, a nude Alison Angel makes a great spokesperson for bottled water. (Flickr, via ozbevnet.com)

Is fashion magazine W secretly pushing a...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:30:28 EDT

Is fashion magazine W secretly pushing a pro-furry agenda? We already knew they were pro-fur, but this is something else entirely. (style.com, via Boing Boing)