Yes, we've stumbled upon a Tila Tequila sex tape that actually has sex in it—only this time, it doesn't actually appear to feature Tila Tequila. Maybe we're crazy, but we're pretty sure that that's not what Tila's boobs look like...and trust us, we've spent enough time looking at them to know.

· Tila Tequila Leaked Sex Tape (taxidrivermovie.com)

And, Scarlett, if you ever did pose for something like this...well, that might just be enough to get us to switch our loyalties over to the West Coast.

· The NY/LA Debate Rages On (yuhmm.com)

· Elisha Finally Nude? (joblo.com)

Previously: Natalie Portman's Ass Revealed (Again)

· "Model sues Szul Jewelry over Web ad" (nydailynews.com)
· "NY Lawsuit: My Commercial Looks Lewd" (ap.google.com)

If there's one thing we've learned here at Fleshbot over the years, it's that if something sounds too good to be true it probably is (er, isn't). So we didn't even have to click on over to this video clip when a reader sent us this link to a forum post purporting to contain an excerpt from an alleged sex tape starring Brazilian-born supermodel Adriana Lima to see if it was the real thing or not. While she does bear a slight resemblance to Adriana if you happen to squint really hard, the model's eyebrows, cheap wristwatch, and lack of navel piercing give her away as an imposter—and honestly, does anyone really think that a self-professed virgin would record her deflowering while wearing a pair of knee-high fuck-me boots while a creepy guy in black socks looks on from the sidelines, much less allow the special event to be capped off with a rather messy and uncomfortable-looking facial cumshot? The real Adriana might be inexperienced when it comes to sex, but we seriously doubt she'd be as naive as all that. (We also hate to believe there are still folks out there who are naive enough to believe that there's a Britney Spears sex tape floating around out there on the interwebs as well, but that's the subject of another post entirely.)

· "IS THIS THE ADRIANA LIMA SEX TAPE?" (nastyboards.com - thanks Andy)

Previously: Adriana Lima: 100 Sexiest Bodies, Adriana Lima Nipple Slip

· Everyone's been saying it, and so will we: What is going on with Jenna Jameson's head? (egotastic.com)

· It's been like at least three days since Keeley Hazell has appeared in Zoo Weekly. Don't make us wait that long again. (And what's with all the clothing?) (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Australian filmmakers challenge the X-rating system in court, in a case that could finally legalize the sale of porn movies in that country. And give us an excuse to open up Fleshbot's Melbourne Bureau. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· A new study says that most people can correctly identify real photographs vs. those that have been computer generated. The rest of them keep sending us that "unedited" picture of Harry Potter's wang. (P.S. It's not real, guys.) (wired.com)

· About.com's Cory Silverberg interviews $pread Magazine editors Rachel Aimee and Audacia Ray (who you might have run into before.) Hmm ... we wonder what those three kids could possibly have to talk about. (about.com)

· The Federal Trade Commission issues a report of the first five years of the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act and guess what? All our problems have been solved! Everything fine! Hooray, big government! (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

You know that times are tough in the celebrity scandal biz when pictures of one of the stars of TV's most popular show (allegedly) giving a blowjob are met with a collective yawn by the most of the country. Of course, now that a few days have passed we realize that our cynicism was not unjustified since the illicit photos of American Idol finalist Antonella Barba that surfaced last week are—surprise!—not her. At least, that seems to be the verdict based on some rather elaborate photographic analysis techniques conducted by people who should really be working for the FBI. The toilet photos, the semi-topless beach pics, the wet t-shirt contest in the World War II Memorial fountains ... those are totally real, but the hardcore snaps are definitely not her. Probably. We mean, it's the internet so who can ever really be sure of anything these days, but we're mostly convinced this time and we're ready to move on. When those photos of Paula Abdul giving Ryan Seacrest a reach-around surface, give us a call.

· "Antonella Barba Blowjob Pictures are 100 Percent Fake" (derekhail.com)
· "The Sexy Side of the WWII Memorial" (bigheaddc.com)

Previously: BREAKING: American Idol Contestant Gives Blowjobs! (Maybe)

After an eternity of intense speculation (okay, twelve hours or so), an anonymous tipster just sent us an extended version of that clip which has apparently been floating around various amateur sites for a while now—and lo, there's nary a "Britney and K-Fed Sex Tape" logo on it anywhere to be seen. Coupled with a closer inspection of the lady in question, we're forced to conclude that the PornoTube version we posted about earlier today merely stars a vague Britney lookalike—though who knows whether that "real" version still exists out there in the wild somewhere? Either way, we're already starting to lose interest; after all, it's only a blowjob ... and not a very good one at that. As soon as someone sends us verifiable footage of the formerly happy couple getting it on doggie style while some of the more obscure tracks from "In The Zone" play in the background, we'll let you know.

· "College Blowjob" Clip (aka Not Britney) (pornotube.com)

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The extended source material clip:

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The "original" fake teaser clip:

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Previously: BREAKING: Britney Spears Sex Tape, Maybe, You, The People: Britney or Not Britney?
 

In the absence of any defining facial characteristics like moles or birthmarks on the female participant in that alleged Britney Spears sex tape clip we posted about this morning, we're forced to take increasingly desperate measures by way of forensic analysis—which has basically involved finding as many photos of the real Britney's tongue as we could and comparing them with the darting and stabbing specimen in the video. Unfortunately, we still haven't come to a conclusion yet, which may have something to do with the fact that our eyeballs have turned to jelly after rewinding it so many times. So we present the question to you, gentle (and not-so-gentle) readers, for your opinion; if you're not too sick of voting on things this week, let us know what you think.

Update In light of recent developments, we sort of had no choice but to close the poll (though you can still see the rather interesting results after the jump). But hey, feel free to keep arguing in the comments if it makes you feel better. As for us, we just plan on getting really, really drunk.

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We should've known this was, er, coming: what with Brit-Brit's recent resurgence in the news over the last few days, could a suspiciously timed "release" of an excerpt from the long-rumored sex tape have been too far behind? Before you get too excited, keep in mind that the 19 second clip of uncertain provenance that popped up on PornoTube a few hours ago only shows a tight closeup of a woman who may or may not look like Britney (depending how hard you squint) giving some rather energetic head to an uncircumcized penis that may or may not belong to K-Fed ... and that any shlub with a video editing program can add a "Britney Spears Sex Tape" logo to the corner of the footage to make it look somehow "official". That said, JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST COULD IT REALLY BE BRITNEY SPEARS GIVING A BLOWJOB?!??!!* Even the remotest possibility that it might be the real deal makes us dizzy. (And even if it's not ... well, it won't be the first time someone's tried to pull this off. And besides, we'll always have this.)

· "Britney Spears Sex Tape" (pornotube.com)
· See also: "The Britney Spears/K-Fed Sex Tape?" (Defamer)

* Update So, uh, what is it they say about those times when things seem too good to be true? Oh, right ...

· "College Blowjob" Clip (aka Not Britney) (pornotube.com)
· Nope, It's Not Her (Fleshbot)

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Previously: DVD Review: "Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted", Britney Spears: The Downward Spiral, Britney's Crotch Grab, Britney Spears, Still Not Naked, Britney "Nude": Enough Already, Britney on the Balcony (Update), Britney Does Anna

Oh, Lindsay. Everytime we think we're done posting pictures of your exposed nether regions, you pull us back in. Surely you must know by now how easy it is for paparazzi to peer up your ridiculously undersized skirts everytime you leave a vehicle. Could you seriously have forgotten your underwear yet again? Or with everyone's defenses weakened by the mighty power of the legendary firecrotch, have opportunistic Photoshoppers become more brazen in their attempts to shame you? All we know is, our heart just isn't in it anymore. Perhaps a trial separation is in order. Or you could just pose for an official, on-the-record, spread-eagle beaver shot for Penthouse and then we can all get on with our lives. Please, at least do it for the children! (Er, we mean overworked porn bloggers.)

· "I am - Lohan Upskirt Pics of the Day" (drunkenstepfather.com; also spotted @ Egotastic)

Previously: Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Lindsay Lohan Upskirt?, Lindsaygate: The Mystery Deepens, Lindsaygate: Case Closed