Really, Nuts: do you need to ask if something is better topless? Not that we don't enjoy Rosie's experiments, we just think you've concluded that things are generally better when tops are taken out of the equation.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Step 1: Attempt push-up.
Step 2: If push-up is too hard, flash them boobies.
Step 3: Repeat step one.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

At least, that's what we assume she'll be doing. In the DVD—distributed by Watch It Now Entertainment, the people who brought you "Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease"—Tera combines "yoga, Pilates and Kama Sutra to create the perfect fitness program for a sound body and revved-up sex drive." It's being billed as part workout tape, part sex positions guide—but we have a sad suspicion that it's all clothed. Doesn't Tera know that naked yoga is what gets us in the mood?

· Fit 4 Sex Workout with Tera Patrick (metacafe.com)
· Tera Gets 'Fit 4 Sex' with Carmen Electra Vid-Makers (avn.com)
· Thumbnail: Sex Goddess Tera Patrick (sxx.com)

Lelo advertises Luna Beads as a “combined pleasure / fitness system for the circum vaginal and pelvic floor muscles.” Translation: a really easy way to do Kegels—and one that will, ideally, feel pretty fucking awesome while you work out. Given the chance to effortlessly strengthen my pubococcygeus (PC) muscle while getting some pleasure in the process? Yeah, you could say I was interested.

Luna Beads offer a fairly simple system for making sure you stick to your Kegel exercise regimen. Unlike weighted dildos which require, you know, actual effort, Luna Beads claim to work out your PC muscles just by being inside your vag: just the effort of keeping the beads inside causes your PC muscles to flex, and (supposedly) as you walk around, the shifting of the beads causes additional flexing and pulsing.

In addition to being extremely easy to use, Luna Beads are also highly customizable. Each set comes with four beads (two lighter pink ones and two heavier blue ones) that can be mixed and matched depending on your vaginal fitness. If you're just getting started, start at the lowest level with one pink ball; vaginal strongwomen can put the two blue balls into the figure eight-shaped harness and feel the burn.

Did Luna Beads give me super strong PC muscles? I’m not entirely sure. But did Luna Beads feel pretty awesome banging around inside my cooch? Yes. Which was all the post-workout reward I needed.

There’s just one catch: in order for Luna Beads to truly be effective, you’re supposed to use them every day for thirty minutes. With my hectic schedule, I still have trouble pulling that off. But at least I know that as long as I remember to put them in, the Luna Beads will do all the rest of the work for me ... and help get me off at the same time.

· Buy Luna Beads (lelo.com)

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· "Athletic Sex" (RedTube)

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Pump it up with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Weekend Workout

I had just sat down and barely had two sips of water before he pinned me down to the blanket. I was so tired that I couldn't have gotten away if I wanted to. Not that I wanted to get away all.

Feeling his warm body on top of me, feeling him kissing me started to reinvigorate me. His hand sliding up my shorts and into my black cotton panties completely woke me up and I felt like I hadn't hiked miles suddenly. I was ready for some more of his activities.

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Learning My Limits, Part Two

He put an arm around me. "Don't stop with the dildo," Phil said. "Keep rubbing that clit." I was on the cusp of another orgasm before the last one fully died away. "Cum again, Penny," Phil said, and it was easy and I did. Phil's hand was on my belly as my yells turned into gasps and then into little mewls and cries. I turned my head to kiss him, but he shook his head. "You're not done yet," he said. "Keep going."

I was still breathing fast. "But my pussy—" I said, between breaths, "is—tired."

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Camera Phones

One night we are all out at a bar hanging out, taking in the local scene, and he starts flirting with some chick who is there on vacation. She was good looking, there with friends from college, and he starts sweet talking her. While she was up at the bar, he talks about how he hasn't got laid in a while.

He has a girlfriend back home and to make himself feel better, he shoots her a text message saying he misses her. They start a texting war back and forth of naughty, nasty messages. Every time he would get something hot, he would share it with the table.

He then got a picture of his college girlfriend's tits and another of her vagina saying, "I want you inside me."

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Beautiful Night

I started just with bare hands, touching him all over, and then I got the gloves. I touched every exposed part of his body, except that I left his cock alone (because there is no way to do that softly enough with the gloves). I worked methodically down one side and up the other. And all the while, I watched his face closely, watching for the transitions from pleasure to pain, and backing off if I saw a lip curl. Sometimes I pressed the gloves against him enough to hurt a little, but never much.

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Takers

We propped her right up on the hood of my car in the parking lot of the town library and waited until it closed, when the men would trickle out of it, their eyes all full of paper and dust, and we asked, one by one, if anyone wanted to see her. Most said no, or didn't say anything, people don't see what they don't believe, but it was one man, whose head bent over his PDA like his neck was broken, a skinny kid with long, stringy blonde hair, who didn't even look to see if her hands were tied or not. He simply saw the situation and said "Yes." Martin lifted her shirt above her breasts, just the edges of his nails across the skin of her chest and she breathed like she was making to faint. She spread her legs apart on the hood of the car to keep from falling over.

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Turn Over I Want That Ass

Ripping clothes from each other's bodies, I glance up and look at him. Holding my face he kisses me deeply as our pants fall to the floor. We are in my living room and there just isn't enough space on the couch. Well there is, but it's so much easier in my bed. The trail of clothes follows us upstairs with constant groping, grabbing, kissing and biting. I am walking backwards up the stairs and he over powers me to my back.

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See also: Sugasm #131: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via The Real Workout (TGP/preview gallery @ paperstreetcash.com, via Ask Jolene)

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· "sex in the gym" (RedTube)

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· Girls Of Rio Dance And Aerobics On Beach (metacafe.com, via guanabee.com)

· "Lesbian Fun At The Gym" (Megarotic)

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We didn't know it at the time—but we probably could have guessed—that long before she met Joe, Betty was already a successful model and a bit of a fitness buff herself, back in the glory days of pinup cheesecake babes. She was Betty Brosmer back then and even though the MILF hadn't been invented yet, it's clear she was always ahead of her time. Since we've always been a sucker for ladies in leotards, this little tribute is nice reminder that hard bodies don't necessarily have to be young ones.

· Cheesecake Glamour Doll Betty Brosmer (YouTube, via sexblo.gs)
· The Betty Zone - Galleries (bettyweider.com)
· Fitness Babe Galleries (muscleandfitness.com)

We understand the dilemma: You want to exercise more, but you just can't find a way to stay motivated. Waking up at 4:30 in the morning so you can punish your body with situps and lunges just doesn't sound appealing. What you need is a personal trainer who isn't afraid to whip you into shape, literally—and maybe even slap you around a bit, twist your nipples into purple oblivion, or perhaps shove a high-heeled leather boot into your face. All of those fitness techniques are on the agenda when you're working out with Miss Candy, a Seattle-based BDSM personal trainer who uses all her skills as both a certified PT and an expert dominatrix to push your body further than you ever imagined. If you thought your pilates instructor was a sadist, try doing pushups with Miss Candy riding your back. You get all the punishment and twice the fun—and a great set of abs to boot! (By the way, if you know of any trainers in your area who offer the same services, let us know; Miss Candy can only improve so many people at once.)

· Miss Candy - D/s Personal Training (info + galleries @ misscandypt.com, via SugarBank)
· Miss Candy's Blog (misscandypt.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail photo by Malixe (malixe.com)

Previously: Body Builder Porn, Flesh Flicks: Sexxx Training Camp, Sexercises!, Naked Training

Yoga is a centuries-old practice that purifies the mind and body through spiritually enlightening exercise. The only thing that could make it more uplifting would be to do it without clothes. (Isn't that true of anything, though?) That's where Nude Yoga photo blog comes in. It's sort of a how to stretching manual featuring full color photos of women demonstrating various yoga poses, except that when your remove the pesky clothes, you get a much better look at all those bends and curves. We suppose you could enjoy it for other reasons besides its educational value, but don't strain too hard or you could end up pulling the wrong kind of muscle. Namaste.

· Nude Yoga (nudeyogaphotoblog.com)
· Thumbnail by Ben Heys @ Fotolia.com

Previously: Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Naked Romanian Gymnasts Forever!, Possi's Contortion Site, Met Art Series Galleries, Pole Tricks, Artflex

· Julieta Prandi is more proof that whatever Argentina is putting in its water to create a race of models with super-powered asses, it's working. (latenightpictures.com)

· Why aren't Americans as cool as Europeans when it comes to the nudity? Put your pants back on and we'll talk about it. (alternet.org)

· Does doing the single leg squat while exercising really give women orgasms? It probably depends who is underneath them when they do it. (random-good-stuff.com)

· Durex condoms thinks America isn't having enough sex. Maybe America thinks the sensation just isn't strong enough. (prnewswire.com)

· A new law in Ohio would set a curfew for adult bookstores, forcing them to close at midnight. But then where are you supposed to spend your money after getting thrown out of the bars? (xbiz.com)

· The woman responsible for marketing The Cone made it to the top of the IT world the old fashioned way: she slept with the boss. That sounds like a pretty good marketing strategy to us. (theinquirer.net)

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· If you watch Jessica Alba very closely, you can sort of see her underwear in her new movie. On the other hand, you will definitely see Dane Cook, so make your choice carefully. (egotastic.com)

· A tanning agent designed to help prevent skin cancer could be the next Viagra. At the very least our nude beaches will be a lot more interesting. (sltrib.com)

· Speaking of beaches—we are almost postive you have never heard of Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci. We are also sure you'd love to be on whatever beach she's hanging out on right now. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· And speaking of nude beaches—we know nudism isn't about sex, but let's face it ... a hot chick is a hot chick, even in Russia. (moscowtimes.ru)

· Meanwhile, in Canada you can get booted from your nudist club for not being friendly enough. All these rules are almost enough to make you put your clothes back on and go to work. (onlymagazine.ca)

· Surprisingly, the strip aerobics trend hasn't completely died out yet. We guess shoving dollar bills down g-strings will never go out of style. (thehilltoponline.com)

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It's a well-known scientific fact that having sex burns 30,000 calories an hour. (That's 100% true. Don't even bother too look it up.) So imagine if you could have sex and get your regular workout in at the same time? If you get laid often enough, you could have the body of an Olympic athlete in a just a few short weeks! That's obviously what the girls in these videos are attempting, although maybe they aren't incorporating their exercise equipment so much as just fucking on top of it. Those giant rubber balls are great for your back, though. She must have terrific posture.

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· Fab-Rider (Abdominal Exerciser I) (Haporn.com)

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· great ball fuck (Haporn.com)

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· Who knew that Tee Corrine's classic 1973 Cunt Coloring Book was available on Amazon? We're so excited about ordering copies for everyone we know that we're going to have even more trouble staying inside the lines! (random-good-stuff.com)

· Parents, please remember "the birds and the bees" is supposed to be a lecture to your kids, not a live presentation in front of them. The goal is teach them about sex, not scare them away from it forever.

· A day after teasing everyone with a glimpse of sideboob, Lindsay Lohan continues to work her way back into the spotlight by serving up a pantyhose-sheathed upskirt shot. One day at a time, Lindsay, one day at a time! (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Orbitz' advertising is not very subtle. They are talking about cocks, right? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· A Montreal YMCA tries to figure out how to keep wandering eyes from ogling spandex-clad exercisers, but isn't that the whole point of working out? (canada.com)

· Hooters are on their way to Israel—the restaurant, we mean, not the other kind. They've had those forever. (reuters.com)

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· Fergie's boyfriend shows her exactly what he would like to do with all them humps. Hint: It has something to do with buttfloss. (egotastic.com)

· Meanwhile, the NY Times is too coy to say what Harry Potter's junk looks like as Daniel Radcliff makes his long-awaited nude stage debut ... and if any of those 14 year old fans sneaking into the show have any opinions on the matter, they ain't tellin'. (nytimes.com)

· Ladies, now you can take booze anywhere you want by stuffing your bra with it. With a fuller rack and beer googles, there's no way you're going home alone. (thrillist.com)

· Or fill it with Gatorade for your next workout. Just make sure you protect your "girls" from all that bouncing. (excal.on.ca)

· First, he bangs a stewardess while she's on duty, now Ralph Fiennes is holding four-girl pool parties at his hotel. Who knew the man was such a prolific cocksmith? (thesun.co.uk)

· A rather depressing report informs us that porno spam is at an all-time low. How will we find hot, nasty sluts who want to meet us in our area TONIGHT?!!! (xbiz.com)

· The Washington Post gets to the tight, sculpted bottom of vaginal rejuvenation laser surgery. May your pussy never look a day over 21. (washingtonpost.com, via Gawker)

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