Fleshbot: eva mendes

Eva Mendes Loves Us Back

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Our love affair with Eva Mendes's global endowments continues...and if we're reading her signals correctly, our feelings are definitely reciprocated. That, or Eva's breasts just needed a little fresh air. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Eva Mendes's Breasts Are "Barely Private"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

We never pass up the opportunity to see a little—or a lot—of Eva Mendes flesh, and today is no exception. This lovely snap allegedly comes from photographer Sante D'orazio's book, "Barely Private."

We can only hope that Eva will appear in a follow up, "Totally Public," baring even more than she's exposing here.

· Eva Mendes topless by Sante D'Orazio (nudography.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Eva Mendes?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We can't tell you the amount of time we've devoted to speculating about the style and color of Eva Mendes's panties—well, we could, but it would be way too embarrassing.

But given our devotion to Ms. Mendes's undergarments, it's gratifying to finally get a peek at them, and know in our hearts that yes, Eva Mendes is a thong girl (we kinda had a feeling).

· Eva Mendes (taxidrivermovie.com)

Eva Mendes's Nipples Sneak Back Into Our Life

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Long time readers of the 'bot are no doubt aware of our long, storied history with Eva Mendes's nipples. Our courtship began in January '08, and got steamy that May. But by August, she was with some dude named Calvin.

And from there, well, things kind of cooled off. And we kinda figured that was the end of the story—until we saw these paparazzi pictures. Is that what we think it is? Are Eva's nipples...saying that they miss us? Oh, let's never fight again, darlings. Life without you just isn't the same.

· Eva Mendes (taxidrivermovie.com)

The World's Sexiest Women (According To DT) Are Right Here, Waiting For You

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Spanish magazine DT has created a list of the 50 Sexiest Women (or, if you speak Spanish, "Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys"—and, what's more, they've gotten said women to pose in lingerie!

Though we question the methods of the committee that created the list (are all the world's sexiest women really models and actresses?), we can't deny that this certainly is a list of some very sexy women. And we're happy to see that more than a few of our favorite celebs (hi Dita!) made it on the list.

· Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys - DT _-2009 (Spain) (full list @ cameltap.com)

Ask Men Reveals The Ninety-Nine Top Women In The World (For This Year, At Least)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

Once a year, the gates of heaven open up and bestow a great gift of knowledge upon us. Yes, kids, it's time for AskMen.com's annual list of the Top 99 Women in the world.

Now, ordinarily you would have to go through the entire list piece by piece, endlessly clicking through to find out which vivacious vixens earned such a coveted honor. But because we love you, we'll spare you (some) of that pain: below, you can find out who garnered the coveted top ten slots (if you want to see the other 89, well, you can suffer the clicking yourself.).

10. Kate Beckinsale

9. Kristen Bell

8. Rihanna

7. Scarlett Johansson

6. Alessandra Ambrosio

5. Anne Hathaway

4. Keeley Hazell

3. Marisa Miller

2. Megan Fox

1. Eva Mendes

· 2009 Top 99 Women (askmen.com)

Eva Mendes Takes It Up A Notch

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:30:17 EDT

When last we saw Eva Mendes, she was flashing her nipple in an attempt to get us to buy some fancy Calvin Klein fragrance. Now she's taken the logical next step in hawking Calvin's wares: ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Mendes is now full-on naked on a Manhattan billboard. Okay Eva, we get the message. You really, really like the perfume. (racked.com)

Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:15:26 EDT

Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know.

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Eva Mendes And Her Nipple Smell Terrific

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:35:47 EDT

No one is a bigger fan of Eva Mendes' nipple than we are. We've devoted years of our lives to searching for it and are still excited for any chance to see it in the wild. But was it really necessary for Calvin Klein to break it out just to get some free publicity for fancy overpriced toilet water? Is it necessary for us to post this commercial just because it contains an ever-so-brief glimpse of the areola in question? What do you think the answer is?

· Secret Obsession - Eva Mendes (YouTube, via Gawker)

Eva Mendes (Kinda!) In The Nude

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:27:27 EDT

At long last—and after much unfair teasing—sexy sexpot actress Eva Mendes has finally given in to public demand and gotten naked for a magazine. Well, topless, at least, but definitely worth an R rating this time. This month's Italian Vogue features a fabulous photo spread of Eva au natural—but why go all the way to Italy on a mad hunt for a magazines when the photos have already been leaked onto the internet? Check out the samples below and think about all the time she wasted.

· Eva Mendes Topless (thewendini.blogspot.com)

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Eva Mendes Leaves An Opening

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:10:08 EST

It's hard to imagine an outfit more perfectly designed to induce an on-camera nipple slip than the one Eva Mendes is sporting in this TV interview. And lo and behold! There it is! (Well, partially anyway.) We don't want to say she was asking for it, but whoever dressed Eva that day just had to know what would inevitably come out of it. (So to speak.) On the other hand, no one seems too distraught by the whole thing, least of all those of us who are fans of her ... work.

· Eva Mendes Nipple Slip and Side Boob Galore! (egotastic.com)

Previously: NippleWatch Archives

Eva Mendes and her ass are standing up for...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:53:18 EST

Eva Mendes and her ass are standing up for a good cause ... and if you'll give us just a few more minutes alone with this photo, we might figure out what it is. (peta.org) Update: PETA cares, but not enough to take a new picture, apparently. (theblemish.com)

The Eva Mendes publicity train rolls on...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:20:42 EDT

The Eva Mendes publicity train rolls on into the station where they put you on the cover of Maxim. We really should go see that movie just as soon as we can remember what it's actually about. (maximonline.com)

If you're debating about whether you can...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:00:59 EDT

If you're debating about whether you can sit through the movie "We Own The Night," don't fret. Eva Mendes is naked right in the opening scene, so you can leave after 15 minutes and not miss a thing. (showbizspy.com)

Wet Spots: The Very Visible Eva Mendes

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 18:32:22 EST

· Hot on the heels of her recent Maxim spread, Eva Mendes drsses down again for a spread in the newGQ as part of the "Ghost Rider" promotional blitz. For a chick who stars in a movie about ghosts, she sure is anything but invisible lately. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Wow, this foam finger fanatic gives new meaning to the term "take one for the team." (Deadspin)

· Pfizer is planning a trial run offering Viagra without a prescription in Britain, so even the most erectionally challenged man can now get it over the counter. (guardian.co.uk, via about.com)

· A Quantas flight attendant is in trouble for allegedly giving passenger Ralph Fiennes more than just a bag of peanuts. (telegraph.co.uk)

· HD DVD and Blu-Ray try to convince porn companies to see things their way, as if anyone still watched porn on a TV. (sun-sentinel.com)

· There's now scientific proof that the odor of men's sweat turns women on. We're not convinced, since we haven't showered in a week and the babes aren't giving us the time of day. (cnn.com)

· The Nevada State Assembly voted 42-0 to uphold the Governor's veto—meaning they unanimously voted down a bill they already passed—allowing cab drivers to collect head-hunting fees from strip clubs. So that cabbie wasn't trying to show you a good time just to be nice. (reviewjournal.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives