Fleshbot: eurohotties

"Sex With Sandra Shine": Well, If You Insist...

Gram Ponante — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Sandra Shine represents one of Hungary's greatest exports: the Girls-Only porn performer. The exotic and all-natural man-avoider often appears in international editions of Penthouse as well as the films of Viv Thomas. Let's watch her in action after the gap.

Just look at Shine pleasuring herself atop crisp Budapest linens, each movement saying, "I can have as many bears, bunnies, and Gunds on this bed as I want and never have to worry about the seat being left up."

In this compilation, we see Shine with several delicious Eurohotties in a sort of coffee and cigarettes version of Abby Winters but with the impression that Shine & Co. will then go to the disco and listen to their original cast recordings of "Chess" until 3 a.m. rather than flash their mannish underpants at the Abos.

Shine teams with Eve Angel, Sophie Moone, Stella Stevens, and Lisa. We also get to see Shine on (you crazy) Mya Diamond and, speaking of Pink Floyd, Vera for steamy, tribby pairings in jeans, in apartments, by the pool, in the pool, and in and out of lingerie (but mostly in, because there are no dudes around to tear that shit off).

Balls Deep: "Sea Creatures"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:45:27 EDT

Like the Elves, we long for the Sea, and it beckons us, achingly, to our fate. Also, people fuck in it. Lucy Lee, Claudia Rossi, Vanesse May, and Sofia Valentine might be awkward with their English, but they are not with each other, and once they go seafaring their inhibitions drop faster than their accents in this series of boat-based vignettes.

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You know, if you've got a boat floating around the Mediterranean and there are taut Eurohotties on it, that's your movie right there. But "Sea Creatures," while based mostly on a boat, also ventures to a secluded beach where the following transpires:

"Darling explain to her What Is Swinger."

"When the couple meet the other girl - like you - and they make sex."

...goes the tease in this delightful seaside date rape scene.

After refusing to buy this kayaker's oranges, our heroine makes the sex with him. It is only logical, as he was selling the oranges for 20 euros and they looked horrible.

Unlike the Pam and Tommy Lee nautical sex tape, this is fun to watch, though the viewer feels vicariously sunburned, remembering his or her own attempts to fuck on a boat in the broad daylight.

· Surf for "Sea Creatures" (daringmediagroup.com)

Photoplay: Private's "Ibiza Sex Party 2"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:40:50 EDT

We are besaddened that Eurohottie powerhouse Private never features zaftig and blowsy dirndl-ripping barmaids in their glossy productions, but we were nevertheless delighted with director Toni Ribas' "Ibiza Sex Party 2", featuring the leonine likes of Angel Dark and Cayenne (pictured).

See some snaps from off the coast of Ethpain after the gap.

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Normally we don't like the "tease" section of porn scenes, in which the talent strips and fondles herself for a few minutes before the dudes show up, but in this case the Teases are glorious, each accompanied by a club soundtrack with images slowed down, sped up, and lovingly lit, but none so self-conscious and arty that the movie forgets about the most important parts.

The music abruptly stops after the Teases and then the real work begins. These scenes are just fine, too, but then my prejudice kicks in: these ladies are so perfect that it is hard to find personality in their sex scenes; it is when they are being supermodels with a soundtrack that they are at their most potent.

Only Cayenne smiles. While it is the more famous Angel Dark who is the most marketable of these pornstresses, it is Cayenne who appears most accessible. And her moans in this scene appear genuine; The Sea is punishing to The Ladyparts™.

Yep.

· Private (private.com)
· Buy "Private Xtreme #35 - Ibiza Sex Party #2" (gamelink.com)

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