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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

But this volume is different for the seasoned veteran of the jizz trade. Generally, harsh reality must be contended with when negotiating for the price of anal love with a blossoming starlet whose sticky pink holes eagerly cry out to be pried open for the world to see on camera. In the case of this round of budding young "spermaholics," well, all of that fell by the wayside.

It would seem that Emma Heart, Tatiana Kush, Kristina Rose, London Keyes, and Cali Couture all possessed such a genuine lust for all things sperm-related that Mike never lost sight of the art when making this three hour magnum opus.

Kristina endures a blistering butthole blowbang blowout without a bit of blustering! London takes the triple team throwdown thrashing with terrific results! And sweet Cali gets straight covered in cocks spurting cascades of creamy cum! With girls this delightfully addicted to cock worship, our only fear is that they might have to seek real help.

"Teenage Spermaholics 6" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Like the rest of the porn loving free world, we've been watching Rayveness screw for years, and we're still just as mesmerized as ever. Maybe it's the soft sheen of her silky white skin wrapped over the perfect blend of curves and wet pink, or perhaps it's the nearly deranged state of mania she slips into when you put a hard cock in front of her. Either way, she's just as much of a joy to watch now as she was when she started—if not more. We continue to wonder what it's going to take for one of these major companies to get the message and drop a 4 hour compilation of her best fucks. (Hint! Hint!)

Rayveness leads a chorus of virtual unknowns, including cock lovers Emma Heart, Cassandra Calogera, Charlotte Vale, Oklahoma, and Jessica Bangkok. While they may not have her reputation, every single last one of these girls has the same ravenous appetite, making the sequel so very worth exploring. Nothing beats watching pretty girls revealing that they really do love fucking two or three guys at a time, and getting blasted with steamy hot loads in the process. And in the case of this cast, the delightful young sluts pour all of themselves into the task at hand, and almost seem pleasantly surprised when they get splashed with fuck butter.

What else can we say Mike, except, maybe, thanks?

"Jerkoff Material 2" comes out this week from Jules Jordan Video. Enjoy.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Dulcet darling Aiden Starr illustrates what having a “sword fight” in your mouth really means (in ways heretofore only possible in anime). The intrepid blonde with the knockout body displays a bottomless rapaciousness, one which compels her to unimaginable heights of sexual gluttony as she devours enough man meat to put Takeru Kobayashi to shame. Accompanying her with equal vigor, and wantonness, are a choir of lusty angels whose oral convictions are equaled only by their ineffable allure.

Rayveness offers compelling evidence of her unique talent, satisfying a throbbing quiver of cock without ever losing that hypnotic stare. Similarly dirty beauty Charley Chase bears witness to an extraordinary hunger for a degree of deviance and perversion we have grown to expect from our starlets. Add to that Carolyn Reese, Emma Heart, Claire Dames, Charlotte Vale, and Rebecca Lane, and you've got over 3 hours of mind numbing talent fulfilling the promise that porn has sown from the start: that these girls lovingly perform acts at which average women balk. Isn't that what it's really all about?

Well done, Mike Johns. Well done.

"Sperm Receptacles 4" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Don your raincoats and bear witness.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

For years we've been harangued by tech progressive prognosticators, who go on and on about how cutting edge porn is and how our inherent sexual perversions have always been early indicators pushing innovation to keep up with our hormones—or, as Masami Akita once posited from a Tokyo subway while making discarded manga into guilty art, how porno is the unconsciousness of culture, the libido of humanity.

The VCR, we are told, came into existence with high and mighty aspirations, but only survived long enough to babysit your children with Disney classics because of porn consumers. The same principle applies to the DVD player and now Blu-Ray, at least if we're to believe the lovable cast of "Tropic Thunder" (not to be confused with a Stormy Daniels movie).

So to all of you champions of the brave new technological world we ask this simple question—what the fuck? Why then are we still stuck with Point of View porn instead of being able to virtually diddle the porn starlet of our choice's holographic hoo-ha? Oh, and also, were the hell are those flying cars? But mostly, just what the fuck?

After a long hard day of crunching data for our benevolent multinational corporate masters, we'd like to teleport back to our domicile for a hot and sticky session with our favorite new pornstar; generally the most recent addition to the courtesan library with the sweetest simulated curves and longest drop down menu of fetishes. Can someone let us know when that will be possible?

Melissa Lauren, Bobbi Starr, Riley Evans, Emma Heart, Missy Stone, and Holly West take a not-so-virtual pounding in their flesh and blood anal cavities, respectively, with such relish one would think they were born for the job. Ah, but we know better than anyone (except Tweety) that the heart is deceitful above all things. For now it will have to do, this form of vicarious pleasure accrued through the projection of ego consciousness and pure fantasizing. In that regard, Everhard makes a worthy surrogate as our imaginary penis, even if he isn't two feet longer and black.

We still think that Eric and Jules should make postcards out of some of these shots that allow the end user to choose a customized message. Ours would say "Wish You Were Here."

:Anal POV 6" releases this week from Jules Jordan and Eric Everhard. Act accordingly.

· "Anal POV 6" (julesjordanvideo.com)

Despite some casting changes (most notably, Teagan Presley replacing Hillary Scott as Marcia), "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" manages to hold on to much of what made the first "Not The Bradys" work so well: it is, quite literally, like watching an episode of "The Brady Bunch," only with a whole lot of sex. Campy humor and silly puns abound, the kids get into various scrapes, Marcia idolizes a rock star, and the whole family comes together to sing in a contest. Oh, and there are many, many sex scenes, almost all of which manage to be tied into the "plot," if somewhat tenuously.

Attentive Fleshbot readers may remember that, back in July, Teagan Presley retired from boy-girl hardcore scenes. "Not The Bradys XXX:" was shot mere months before that announcement, making it among Teagan's last boy-girl scenes. So there you have it: not only is this good porn, it's also a significant piece of pornorabilia. Like you need more reason to buy it?

· Not The Bradys XXX (bradysxxx.com)