Fleshbot: election2008

SexiestParty Judges The Election Via Erections

Violet Blue — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:55:47 EDT

It seems like every time an election rolls around someone ponders the sexiness of Democrats versus Republicans, sometimes with pretty entertaining (or more often, pretty tired) results. Now Red State and Blue State citizens alike can battle out their own version of "Hot or Not?" on the newly launched SexiestParty.com, where anyone who's not already burnt out on faux Palin porn can participate by uploading their own photos or just casting a vote for party hotness. Or notness. Each vote refreshes the page and you won't find out the party affiliation of the babe you're ogling until you cast your vote, which does give a gloss of scientific impartiality to the proceedings. Still, we suppose it will all come down to partisanship instead of actual, objective boinkability in the long run. Maybe each party can add a few hardcore TGP affiliate links to their websites to help shore up the economy in the meantime?

· SexiestParty (sexiestparty.com)
· See also: "Site Sparks Political Sexiness War" (10zenmonkeys.com)

Despite all the twittering about it today,...

Jonnobot — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:30:35 EDT

Despite all the twittering about it today, we're not really concerned whether VoteForTheMILF.com was really set up by the McCain campaign or not—we're more bummed that it doesn't redirect to, say, Vicky Vette's site. After all, we always prefer to throw our support behind someone who's actually qualified for the job at, er, hand. (election.twitter.com + vickyathome.com)

Morning Wood: Looking Out For Number One

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 May 2007 11:45:41 EDT

· Jessica Alba is already working on a plan to move up to No. 1 on next year's Hot 100 list. We would say these GQ pictures make her the early frontrunner. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meanwhile, Avril Lavigne focuses her self-promotional efforts on the cover of the new issue of Blender. Hey, it's an even longer way to No. 1 from No. 15, so we guess she can use all the help she can get. (egotastic.com)

· Seems like the sex in that Marilyn Manson video is a little too real for some people. We're still traumatized about it even if it turns out to be fake, so what does it matter? (mtv.com)

· The domain Porn.com has been sold for over $9.5 million. "DirtPipeMilkshakeMILFs.com", however, is still available for a much lower price—so don't give up your hopes of being an online smut mogul just yet. (sys-con.com)

· Presidential candidate Mitt Romney did not have sex with his wife before they were married. Don't we all feel a little safer now? (mineralwellsindex.com)

· A business owner hopes to take her fight against Alabama's sex toy ban to the Supreme Court, mostly because she wants to hear John Paul Stevens say the word "dildos." (montgomeryadvertiser.com + xbiz.com)

· A New York state legislator proposes that exotic dancers be required to have a license to strip. It sounds like some people should need a license to govern. (avn.com)

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