Fleshbot: dutch

Patricia Paay: World's Oldest Playboy Playmate And Total Fox

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

Note to self: discover what sort of voodoo allows Patricia Paay to look this slamming at sixty. Employ voodoo, make serious bank by disrobing for some sort of national nudie mag in three decades' time.

Assuming there still are nudie mags...in the future.

[NB: Seriously, what's her secret? Is it yams? Cindy Crawford's Meaningful Beauty? Photoshop?]

· Patricia Paay (totallynsfw.com)

In a welcome development to story we first...

Jonnobot — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:48:10 EDT

In a welcome development to story we first heard about last year, the Dutch culture minister has decided that it's OK to show porn on Dutch public television since the films in question have been "characterized by connoisseurs as artistic" and thus don't merit any sort of censorship. We're still petitioning our local PBS affiliate to screen "Rim My Gape 3" based on what we consider to be its exceptional artistic value, but they're not returning our phone calls for some reason. (AVN)

As if we need further proof that the Dutch...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:06:43 EDT

As if we need further proof that the Dutch are cooler than we are: observe this beautiful ceramic dildo, commissioned by the Dutch Souvenir Project. We shudder to think what the American equivalent would be ... those spikes on the top of the Statue of Liberty could get pretty uncomfortable. (oooms.nl, via fluffylychees.blogspot.com)

Ingrid Baars' Tricky Bodies

Jonnobot — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:29:58 EST

We adhere to what we like to call the "two click rule" when deciding which photographers to feature here on Fleshbot: if we don't encounter any exposed skin within two clicks of landing at their website, we move on to the next name on our list. So it was a good sign when we visited Dutch photographer Ingrid Baars' online portfolio and were greeted by a smiling topless model splayed across her splash page; surely there would be more where she came from? Well, yes and no: while frequently smiling and often topless, Baars' cheerleaders, strippers, and swimsuit models are also distended, fragmented, flayed, and otherwise enhanced via the magic of digital manipulation, leaving them somewhere in that grey area between sexy and disturbing. Which is just fine by us ... and which just goes to prove once again that sometimes rules are made to be broken.

· Ingrid Baars Photography (ingridbaars.com, via Body Collector)

A public television station in The Netherlands...

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:17:03 EST

A public television station in The Netherlands is planning on screening "Deep Throat" as part of a celebration of the history of erotic cinema next month, drawing predictable protests from a Christian group (who apparently isn't concerned about all the explicit violence that's shown on Dutch TV too). We're considering protesting the fact that all we get to watch on public television are nature documentaries — doesn't all that money we donate during PBS pledge drives every year count for anything? (radionetherlands.nl)

Surprisingly enough, not everyone loves Viagra:...

Lux Nightmare — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:31:33 EDT

Surprisingly enough, not everyone loves Viagra: the Dutch town of Breda recently renamed a street after some dirty-minded residents complained that its name bore a more than passing resemblance to the name of the famed anti-impotence drug. We think St. Fiacrius Court sounds just fine, but apparently some folks would prefer to live on Hofhage. (Which sounds even dirtier, if you ask us.) (reuters.com)

Do You Sliploos?

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:01:22 EDT

One of the great things about this job is that porn and sex are so universal they provide an excellent way to learn about other cultures. Unfortunately, as has been well documented in the past, our foreign language deficiencies sometimes hinder our pursuit of the global experience. That's why we're so indebted to the blogmaster of Thighs Wide Shut for teaching us what may be the most important phrase you'll ever need to know in Dutch: "sliploos." We believe that it roughly translates to English as "without underwear," as it's mostly attached to websites featuring celebrity upskirt shots and the like. Isn't that much more elegant than our crude use of the word "commando"? So the next time you're stuck in Amsterdam without identification, just ask a local to point you toward the nearest sliploos and we're sure that everything will turn out just fine.

· "sliploos?" (thighswideshut.org)
· "Media-experts: "Britney sliploos om aandacht te trekken" (hln.be)
· Sliploos Uitgaan (sliploos-uitgaan.com, see also bloglog.nl and coolpics.nl)

In Search Of Sylvia Kristel: "Emmanuelle" Lives!

Fleshbot — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:22:37 EDT

Calling her "the world's most famous porn star" might be a stretch for a generation bought up on Jenna and Tera, but there was a time when you couldn't swing a Betamax tape without seeing Sylvia Kristel, who created the title role of the French softcore classic "Emmanuelle" in 1974 and starred in several of its sequels throughout the following decade (as well as in mainstream releases like the classic "Airport '79").

In a new interview this weekend to mark the publication of the English edition of her autobiography "Emmanuelle Uncovered", Kristel talks about her post-"Emmanuelle" life and career, which despite several "cocaine-fuelled, drunken years living with (actor) Ian McShane in Hollywood" and losing out on millions of dollars in movie profits turned out to be a relatively normal one after all, even if she seems pretty wistful about the role that made her a star: in another interview published last week in the Telegraph, she says "You're much better off as a love goddess to die around the age of 40 ... You save yourself a lot of trouble."

· "Interview: Sylvia Kristel, the world's most famous porn star" (arts.independent.co.uk; see also "Erotic review" @ telegraph.co.uk)
· Sylvia Kristel (Wikipedia)
· "Emmanuelle" (Opening and Closing Theme) and Sylvia Kristel (in "Emmanuelle 2" (YouTube)
· Order: "Undressing Emmanuelle: A Memoir" (amazon.co.uk)

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Previously: Papa's Retro Porn Movies, Porn Valley Dispatch: The Return of "Taboo", DVD Review: "The Vanessa Del Rio Collection", Welcome Back Seka!, Vintage Sexploitation Movie Posters, Turkish Erotic Movie Posters, Rare Erotica Blog, 70s Spanish Film Posters, 70s Hardcore, Swingin' Seventies Porn

Toonen-Wientjens Photography

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:52:13 EST

Hans Toonen and Hans Wientjens are a pair of Dutch photographers who have combined forces to (hopefully) take over the photography world with a full-frontal assault of hotness. Their online portfolio is bursting with some of the sexiest glamour images we've seen in a while and it probably helps that they're filled with a stunning collection of The Netherlands' sexiest babes. Their photos have graced European covers of Playboy and Penthouse and it's easy to see why so many beautiful models would be eager to work with them. If they somehow found another Hans whose talent was equal to theirs, there would be no stopping them. Of course, if that were the case we would happily surrender.

· Toonen-Wientjens Photography (toonen-wientjens.com)

Previously: Bustyful, SuicideGirls vs. Lithium Picnic, David LeBeck Erotica, Photos by John Stoddart, Photos by Mike Dowson, Photos by J. Steven Hicks: Digital Dreamgirls, Photos by Frank de Mulder

Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:29:45 EST

We've seen plenty of examples of how sex can be inspired by furniture, but how about some furniture that's inspired by sex? Mario Philippona is a Dutch woodworker who takes his inspiration from the female form. He's becoming quite well-known for his tables, cabinets and other pieces made to resemble certain aspects of a woman's body—which of course means plenty of boobies. These are hand-crafted works of art that you might have trouble keeping your hands off of. Just watch out for splinters.

· Sexy Furniture (sexyfurniture.nl; non-IE users may have trouble viewing the portfolio; also seen @ zdistrict.com)
· Mario Philippona (amadeusart-berlin.de)
· "Dutch Carpenter's Erotic Furniture On Display In Germany" (allheadlinenews.com)

Previously: Furniture and Naked People by Peter Hegre, Sonny Black Dungeon Furniture, Italian Sex Chair, Furniture Porn Movie, More Furniture Porn, Furniture and Naked People by Henrik Purienne

Miss Magnum: Lick It Up!

Fleshbot — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 13:06:00 EDT

There's something about certain otherwise innocent activities—like, say, licking a lollipop or eating a chocolate-covered ice cream bar on a stick—that can seem ever so dirty in the right context. Case in point: this Dutch promotional site for an ice cream confection called the Magnum (not to be confused with the condoms) where you can watch videos of girls, solo or in pairs, eat ice cream all sexy-like while looking right into the camera. Just watch those teeth, ladies. We wouldn't want any of you to be kicked from the campaign for cruel and unusual punishment.
- AR

· Miss Magnum (fullscreen Flash popup w/sound @ missmagnum.nl)

Previously: Lee Goes "Lolita", Lollipop Blowjobs, Licka: The World of Tongues, Tongue Girls, TongueJoy

Photos by Juul de Vries

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:11:25 EDT

A first glance at the thumbnails in this gallery by Dutch photographer Juul de Vries, we thought we were looking at a collection of stylized paintings rather than photographs: his images are colorful and stark and almost resemble certain old master paintings of naked bodies sprawled out on sofas (er, divans) and springing out of clam shells and such. The bodies are still arranged artistically, but these bare boobs are very real—and also very nice to look at. If only those old masters had invented photography sooner, all the classics could have looked like this.

· Juul de Vries: Female Nudes (juuldevries.com, via sexinart.net)

Previously: Rose & Olive @ Nerve, Obsession Art, Aleksey + Marina, The Art of J.K. Potter, Steve Diet Goedde 2.0, Susan Heidi Pin-Up Art, EroticaShot: Photos by Jean Paul Four

Not Safe For Work

jditzian — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:42:50 EDT

We take umbrage at the phrase "Not safe for work": as if we're all to simply assume work itself is safe and ignore the myriad of calamities that could very well befall you there, like stress, carpal tunnel syndrome, disgruntled coworkers, depression, and who knows what else. In fact, you might even be safer hunkered down at home looking at porn on this free dirty movie log from the Netherlands. Just watch out for that rugburn. And, er, carpal tunnel syndrome.
-A. Tolesco

· Not Safe For Work (notsafeforwork.erolog.nl, via indienudes.com)

Previously: Hot Dutch Amateurs, Hot Tube, Viva Pornografica, Live Sex List, Video Sexy Blog

Hot Dutch Amateurs

jditzian — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:39:24 EDT

It's a story as old as love itself: Boyfriend sets up a video camera and convinces reluctant girlfriend to have sex in front of it. Hot fucking ensues and somewhere between the postcoital glow and the final breakup, someone tells a little fib when they promise that they destroyed their copy of the tape. One day a completely unresentful gust of wind blows the tape into the computer drive where it gets digitized and uploaded to a Dutch porn site, all 55 minutes of it. And what is the pornsite to do but present it in 4 parts (1 & 2 are already up, 3 will be posted soon) so that we can all share in the couple's loving memories?
- A. Tolesco

· Hot Amateur Fuck, Parts 1&2 (pornmeer.nl, via Attu)

Previously: Hannah Forever!, Hotel Hannah, Wet Spots: Meet Hannah and Luke, (More) Hannah and Luke, Sexy Cam Story, Pornoamateurs, Sexy Webcam Girls, Hot Tube, EXGFPARADISE, Viva Pornografica, Live Sex List, Video Sexy Blog

Meet Ancilla Tilia

jditzian — Wed, 24 May 2006 12:42:39 EDT

It's 5 A.M. as we're writing this draft and we're working on porn autopilot. How long have we been staring at this blurry computer screen? Are we doomed to forever wander the vast expanse of the internet in search of truth, beauty, and a perfect set of boobs? Suddenly,we feel something begin to stir deep within our souls. Are we having a heart attack? Or is it that we've finally found a perfect female specimen with the power to raise the dead? Ancilla Tilia is a popular Dutch Playmate and international fetish model and nothing we've said here at all even remotely does her (or her breasts) justice. You can see them and more on her paysite—but keep those credit cards in your wallet, because she's got a ton of preview pics here as well. Just because we're delirious with lust doesn't mean we're actually going to pay for porn, you know.
- A. Tolesco

· Ancilla Tilia (ancillatilia.com)

Previously: Meet Tiara Lestar, Meet Mistress Kassandra, Meet Sasha Mia, Say Hello to JessieKitty, Meet Kati Rudlova