Save for a healthy Tampa pot belly, his dick, and every now and then his arm, director/interrogator Cracker Jack is not seen in these five interviews with real live hookers in Vegas hotel rooms and Florida trailers. But he gets his money's worth from the five working girls, peppering them with questions whose answers get more interesting depending on the interviewee's level of intoxication.

But Denise, a dead ringer for Jennifer Lopez in "Out of Sight" and the most put together (and conventionally attractive) of the bunch, reveals by way of admission into this series that she once squirted while sliding down a stripper pole, high on chronic. The rest of the scene only reveals her increasing skeevishness with Mr. Jack, rather than any crack habit. Once the deed is done she high-tails it out of there.

And good for her. It is a probably a sign of her recovery that she does.

The remaining subjects are far more interesting and Jack's true raincoater status is revealed. The viewer thinks, "It is I who would have to be on crack to accept a blowjob from that substance abuser." And there, but for the grace of a crack pipe, go you.

Would that Cracker Jack take over the helm of Digital Playground's "Jack's Playground" series; I would become a porn fan.

· Crack Whore Confessions (crackwhoreconfessions.com)
· Buy "Crack Whore Confessions 6" (gamelink.com)

Crack Whore Confessions (crackwhoreconfessions.com)
Buy "Crack Whore Confessions 6" (gamelink.com)
Crack Whore Confessions (crackwhoreconfessions.com)
Buy "Crack Whore Confessions 6" (gamelink.com)
Crack Whore Confessions (crackwhoreconfessions.com)
Buy "Crack Whore Confessions 6" (gamelink.com)
Crack Whore Confessions (crackwhoreconfessions.com)
Buy "Crack Whore Confessions 6" (gamelink.com)
Crack Whore Confessions (crackwhoreconfessions.com)
Buy "Crack Whore Confessions 6" (gamelink.com)
Crack Whore Confessions (crackwhoreconfessions.com)
Buy "Crack Whore Confessions 6" (gamelink.com)

Lucky for us, our friends at Altporn.net are slightly more diligent than we are when it comes to this whole "marijuana" thing, and have rounded up not one, not two, but four smokin' hotties to help celebrate the high holiday. Who said stoners were lazy?

· 420 Girls: Lexi Belle Interview (altporn.net)
· 420Girls: Brooke Banner Interview (altporn.net)
· BurningAngel: Baby Sinead Getting High (altporn.net)
· EroticBPM: Bonnie Behind the 420 Store (altporn.net)

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Previously: "Bong Load Girls" Are 420 (And Fellatio)-Friendly, A Hit Of Kayden Faye Would Do Us Nicely

Rob Rotten's years-in-the-making, self-financed homage to Humboldt County's Greatest Natural Resource is pungent with girls that are just as into pot culture as he is. "Bong Load Girls" plays like a mix tape jammed in your dealer's Pinto, except with, you know, pictures.

We meet back-to-nature masturbating girls, girls you can eat pizza with, girls that do themselves with dildos that double as bongs, and trippy girls that can't say no to Trustafarians. Rotten's movie was filmed over three years ("Is that Gia Paloma?") and is as silly and disjointed as any pothead's ramblings - but in the same way it also makes complete sense.

For the person who will fast forward through the dancing pot leaf imagery and cut right to the sex, take heart: Rotten might have required that all the female performers be 420-friendly, but you don't have to be stoned to appreciate them.

Speaking of 420, the DVD is available on that date but the VOD is ready now.

· Punx Productions (punxproductions.com)
· Buy "Bong Load Girls 1" (gamelink.com)

Science has proven what your mothers have been telling you all along: Drugs Are Bad. Researchers at the University of Bari, in Italy, completed a study showing that MDMA impaired rats' ability to copulate, though loud music stimulated the rats to get it on. Despite the stimulating effect of the bumping techno, the deleterious effect that the drug had on the rats' boners made them less sexually efficient than if they had, say, stayed home and watched tv and done it on the couch.

Here is where we come to the moral of the story. The bass from those big speakers might feel really fucking good, but if you plan on banging some nubile glowstick-toting chick in neon, you'd best leave the happy pills out of the equation.

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Image courtesy of spookycash. (spookycash.com)

· "Unholy Matrimony" (1966) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I'm on a kick-ass coed Ultimate Frisbee team. We are all hot, drink tequila together, go naked hot-tubbing, and reward great plays with lap dances. And each of us is at least 10 percent gay. I want to take the team to the logical next level: an orgy. I brought up the subject at the last team meeting, but everyone thought it was a joke. Can you suggest a way to get a whole team to be GGG?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

My wife recorded me using my new dildo on myself last night. Being on the receiving end, I know how great it felt. When we watched it , I was shocked that I took it, like I did. Maybe things look bigger on video, but I couldn't even believe that it was me that was taking a dildo in my ass like that.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

My boyfriend discovered that if he uses a small amount of Cocaine and a bit of water with a .5 cc syringe that he can numb his penis, therefore lasting a great deal longer before ejaculating. When he does reach orgasm he says its the strongest he's ever had and feels like he has way more ejaculate to unload than normal which he says feels great. Is this safe for him to do?

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I'm an early-50s man who has recently gotten into urethral play. When I was a kid, I remember putting a small stick in there a few times, and that it felt good, but then one day it got all irritated...Assuming I am going to stick something in my urethra again (and I'm pretty sure I will—I am getting hard just thinking about it now), what's the best way to go about experimenting safely?

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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)

Why is it that when I kiss my lady's nipple, all of a sudden I get garlic breath?

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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)

Whenever i matstubate and cum, it never really gets out it really a very small amount of cum and also it drips out of my penis... Im straight and sometimes jerk off with my friends together and they all shoot and also shoot alot... :??? Is there something wrong?

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· Ask Rachel and Claire (babeland.com)

How do I know when I have had a orgasm?

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· All Sex Advice (allsexadvice.com)

One of my girls bi friends told her some time ago that the best head she ever got was from another girl, and that no guy could ever do it as well. Something about how only a girl knows exactly what another girl wants. That's not true, is it? At least not ALWAYS true? If a guy and a girl both used the same techniques, they would both be great, right?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

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· bong and my boobs! (pcdnv4.xtube.com)

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· Big Boob Heaven 04 (megarotic.com)

· "Déjà Vécu" (trailer @ electrofilms.com)

*Update According to an email we received from model Nico Elise herself, neither the DVD nor the domain were authorized by her, which makes the whole enterprise sort of creepy as far as we're concerned. Fleshbot recommends you save your $19.95.

We suppose it's somewhat shocking that a beautiful woman known primarily for her body and semi-public sexual escapades would offer herself up as an extremely high-priced call girl to lonely businessmen, but at the same time, we're still a bit puzzled by this entirely manufactured scandal. Why would a "journalist" (using the term very loosely) go to the trouble of such an operation simply to embarrass a perfectly harmless woman? Why stand by like a drooling voyeur, egging her on in her dangerous behavior, only so you could later turn around and tsk-tsk her like a gossipy judgmental neighbor. Why lie, cheat, and (possibly) break the law just for a juicy story?

Oh, right ... money. Which is exactly why she fucks strange business men in the Bahamas. What a whore, huh?

· "Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer" (newsoftheworld.co.uk, via goldenfiddle.com)

Previously: Sophie Anderton Sex Tape Rumors

Now that you think of it, you probably wouldn't be amazed at how many purveyors of glass sex toys started out as purveyors of glass bongs. Sun Valley's Phallix is one such company, and has been featured everywhere from Playboy TV to Lanny Barby's labia in demonstration of its dildonic artistry.

But it hasn't been until now that the old has been combined with the new, and the poker is the smoker.

We usually have real people testing out our marital aids, real people who are shy but who actually use the products. In this case, we have Trina Michaels, who is not shy but who doesn't smoke pipeweed. The fact is that she could probably stand six to ten feet away from this product and it would still sell.

I handled it myself (the bong, not Michaels, alas) and found it pleasantly heavy, easy to clean (idf that's what you're into), and easy to pack. Much as Bill Clinton must have felt about that experienced cigar, so might you if you pack a Death Row Records-size bong after it has been used by a friendly neighbor, or vice versa.

Full disclosure: Fleshbot operatives never smoked anything out of this, knowing that paparazzi would show up as soon as we started lighting up a dildo, but we have a good feeling that it works.

· Phallix Glass (phallixglass.com)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive