First of all, Nina Hartley is fucking adorable. She's smart, charming and genuinely cares whether you (that's right, you who are reading this right now) have amazing sex. While you're watching the first scene in which married couple Devon and Marcus have a threesome with Nina — talking, explaining and laughing all the while — you wish that you could have her around every time you wanted to fuck your lover, to give you words of encouragement, a vibrator and a bit of oral stimulation. And wouldn't you know it, after a number of very real orgasms on Devon's part, all three achieved the heretofore fabled simultaneous "O".

Nina's co-host, Kayden Kross, is unbelievably sexy and well-spoken — cooing that she has no problem with simultaneous orgasms because she's pretty much having orgasms all the time. (Lucky bitch beautiful multi-orgasmic woman.) The scene with her and Erik Everhard is panty-soaking. (Maybe you don't wear panties, but you get the picture.) The chemistry between the two is perfect, and Kayden is pretty much cumming the entire time. If these two looked any more enthusiastic and turned-on — well, I don't think they possibly could, so there you go. And they too come at the same time, and it's fucking hot. Sweet jesus christ.

In conclusion, if you are looking to learn intelligently explained techniques to employ with your lover to enhance your sex life, you need this DVD. If you are looking to jack off to a hot porn with stars who are genuinely enjoying themselves, you need this DVD. And if you are one of the Doubting Thomases who need to see the simultaneous "O" to believe it, you definitely need this DVD. It's even better than a unicorn, we swear.

· Buy "Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms" (adameve.com)

· Images courtesy of "Stills from 'Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms'" (avn.com)

Okay, maybe the results aren't all that shocking to loyal Fleshbot readers.

Shawna Lenee, Missy Stone, Jessica Jaymes, Puma Swede, Lisa Ann, Jayden James, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Melissa Lauren, and Mya Nichole make up the (nearly) all star cast of this Sapphic epic. While sluggish at points, largely due to the formulaic nature of genre, we'd be willing to sit through almost anything to watch most of these girls get down to business—which they happily do, diving face first into one perfect juicy snatch after another, until our heads were spinning from overstimulation.

Shawna Lenee's latent lesbian nature shines through as she loving licks Missy Stone from head to toe, those whose wouldn't? Jessica Jaymes and Puma Swede show true veteran cunnilingus skills in the most ardent and believable 69 we've seen in some time. Lisa Ann of "Who's Nailin Paylin?" fame tears into sweet Jayden James's eager beaver with vigor. And last, but most certainly not least, a lesbian orgy (one of the hardest things in the world to direct—believe us!) consumes an unsuspecting living room, with succulent Shawna returning to sample tasty Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Melissa Lauren, and Mya Nichole.

So maybe this release won't revolutionize lesbian porn as we know it. It does, however, make a welcome addition to the genre as a whole, one worthy of the hours you'll spend pouring over it.

"Babes Illustrated 18" releases this month from Metro Interactive.

· Metro Interactive (metroxxx.com)

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The first stop is Catalina Island with a pre-pregnancy Paulina James and a pre-arrest Jack Venice. Reeking of alcohol, they are denied a bike rental. Somehow they are allowed golf carts. They make their way to the west side of the island and engage in some clifftop action against the overcast Pacific sky.

Back in L.A., Casey picks up Devon for a beachside romp. They race like blonde gazelles across the sand, if that's what gazelles do, and if gazelles can be blonde. Then they retreat to a bedroom where they compare tattoos.

"You have such a spankable ass, dude," declares Devon.

Next, it's off to wine country. Parker explains how raisins are made, then declares that she hates raisins.

The blonder the partner, the better the scene. Parker meets Aubrey Addams in Napa and they repair to a hotel room (the initial promise of the outdoor scene with Paulina James fades as each vignette starts outside but ducks for cover pretty quickly; still, the effort is appreciated).

In San Francisco, Parker poses for pictures on a trolley. That she is so adorable and the guys she picks up are so lunky by comparison must appeal to the college audiences Shane's World caters to in the same way that Ron Jeremy is often held up as the hero of the average American male.

Finally home (Parker did not get laid in San Francisco, she says, though Reena Sky did), Parker hooks up with Charles Dera for a scene with real chemistry.

Shane's World tries hard to maintain a reality-based road trip atmosphere in its movies, and the very personable and engaging Parker is able to pull this off where others might not be able to carry the movie. We like that she finally gets what she wants in the end.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Casey Parker's California Dreamin'
Studio: Shane's World
Director: No clue
Cast: Casey Parker, Devon, Paulina James, Aubrey Addams, Reena Sky

· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)
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Check out our exclusive preview gallery and trailer after the jump.

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· Zero Tolerance Entertainment (ztvideo.com)
· "Pussy Cats 2" Trailer (.wmv video @ ztvideo.com)
· "Pussy Cats 2" (Adult DVD Empire)

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Of all the joys that DVD has brought into our lives, few rival the fantasy-becomes-reality goodness of the Virtual Sex genre of porn: all those years of imagining what it would be like to fuck an actual pornstar and suddenly it was like you were actually there, complete with multiple angles and positions. (OK, and with someone else's dick—but isn't that a slight inconvenience to pay for the experience of banging Tera Patrick in some sort of dark and barren zero-gravity antechamber?) The technology hasn't advanced quite as far as we would have liked by now, but after the jump you can be in the moment again with a collection of virtual clips featuring your favorite adult superstars—including a bonus video of Clara Morgane auditioning for what appears to be a porno version of Star Wars. Best of all, thanks to the miracle of embedded video, you can press play on all of the clips at once and it will be like you're in the middle of your own personal all-star orgy! Isn't virtual reality fun?

Above: Jenna Jameson (PornoTube; more after the jump)

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· Tera Patrick (PornoTube)

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· Kobe Tai (PornoTube)

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· Jesse Jane (PornoTube)

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· Devon (xxxuploads.com)

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· Nikita Denise (Haporn)

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· Mercedez (xxxuploads.com)

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· Clara Morgane (PornoTube)

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