Just be sure to park the car before you feed the need. As much as we love to ghost ride the whip, you need to be present and alert while getting blown. And don't forget to keep both hands on her head. Unless you're filming it.

· GETTING MY DICK SUCKED AT PARK , SHE SWALLOWS EVERY LAST DRO (xtube.com)

And frankly, it's just as hot to watch her deepthroat as it is to watch her pleasure herself. Each task requires serious attention, knowledge of personal limits, and zen-like concentration. We just don't know which to watch! Luckily, her husband is considerate enough to keep the camera moving while he gets head. Hey, we guess guys can multi-task after all! Enjoy this gender equality right here.

· Deepthroat on Cruise (xtube.com)

But it would do them no good at all. No matter how they tried, Bobbi would saunter in like a white, orally fixated Michael Jordan with red hair, and she would swallow a firehose or a python or something, and that would be that.

The first time I ever saw one of Bobbi’s movies, she was on her knees between Lexington Steele and two other gentlemen of similar proportions, and she was having absolutely no trouble at all with any of them; it was in the first scene of “I Swallow #1.” Based on that first scene, I firmly believe she could go all the way down on a tube of Christmas wrapping paper if she wanted to.

The Head Games would be held on January 6th, because it is Bobbi’s birthday, and every year, her birthday present would be another trophy to put on the mantle. Happy Birthday, Bobbi!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Buy "I Swallow #1" (gamelink.com)
· Bobbi Bliss at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Bobbi Bliss’s movies (gamelink.com)

All those other girls seem to have a handle on how to get a dick into their mouths, but what to think of a girl who starts eating the hot dog in the middle? Is Pinky trying to educate the Dumb Asses, or is this just to show us how the Dumb Asses do it? On the other hand, would her unorthodox style stop us from saying Yes, Please, Pinky?

No.

(Despite the obvious resemblance, readers should not confuse Pinky's fellatastic skills with products served at a certain Porn Valley Adjacent eatery - ED.)

· Black Market (www.blackmarketxxx.com)
· Buy "Pinky’s Dick Sucking For Dumb Asses" (gamelink.com)

We've been told by people who know such things that blog readers love lists: they're simple, quick to read, and generate discussion. In fact, we know more than a few websites that rely on them pretty much exclusively—Top 10 this, Worst 8 that. So in that spirit we're presenting you with our latest Video Playpen roundup of the Top Ten Blowjob Videos We've Seen This Week. See, we're hedging our bets a little bit, because frankly there are a lot of blowjobs out there on the internet—and try as we might, there's no way to see them all. So we're not confident enough to proclaim these the ten best blowjobs ever. They aren't all new, they aren't all complete, and they certainly aren't definitive. But you know the old joke where the guy is asked to describe the worst blowjob he ever had in his life? (The answer: "Awesome!") It's a list ... it's blowjobs ... you really can't lose.

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· Jeanna Fine in Dr. Fellatio (XXX Uploads)

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· Red head twins (aka Pason and Danni Woodward) (Haporn)

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· Great Facial! (PornoTube)

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· great head (XXX Uploads)

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· Awesome amateur deepthroat and swallow (Haporn)

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· Eve Laurence (XXX Uploads)

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· blowjob gangbang (XXX Uploads)

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· Black-Haired Facial!! (XXX Uploads)

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· Cum Sneeze (XXX Uploads)

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· The Hippie Facial (XXX Uploads)

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Previously: Video Playpen Archives, Flesh Flicks Archives

As Fleshbot's editorial staff is young and glabrous, none of us remembers "Deep Throat""'s debut 35 years ago in Texas (yes, Texas). But next Friday night the restored film returns in glory to a drive-in, of all places, within miles of the border just in case the Feds show up.

El Paso's Fiesta Drive-In played the original film for a quarter century before the print was worn out, so "Deep Throat"'s anniversary tour begins there. The Fiesta has room for 500 cars, with the condensation on the windshields enough to irrigate nearby Ciudad Juarez. - GP

· Arrow Takes "Deep Throat" to the Drive-In (avn.com)
· Order: "Deep Throat" (Gamelink)

Previously: Deep(er) Inside Linda Lovelace, "Inside Deep Throat" New York Premiere, Harry Reems Interview, "The Other Hollywood", "Deep Throat" Soundtracks, "Deep ASCII"Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Guys love girls who can take an entire cock in her mouth, but few girls have the swallowing power of the woman in this video—and even fewer guys have the meat to match her. It's too bad that talent such as this must be wasted on kielbasas and extra-long double-dong dildos, but such is the life of a championship sword swallower. If bulging throat muscles make you squeamish be wary of clicking, but if you want to see a truly dynamic feat of oral pleasure, then this is one clip you won't want to miss. (And yes, consider the model's vague resemblance to Heather Locklear an extra bonus.)

· "girl showing how to deep throat" (yuvutu.com - thanks Gus!)

Previously: How to Deep Throat, Blowjobs and Haikus