<![CDATA[Fleshbot: decision 2008]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: decision 2008]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/decision2008 http://fleshbot.com/tag/decision2008 <![CDATA[Two Pornstars To Rule Them All: Meet Your New Leaders]]> It seems that there's been some backroom dealing in this whole Supreme Commandress election: Joanna and Stoya have announced that, rather than run against each other, they'd rather team up and serve as joint Supreme Commandresses of the state of Fleshbot. This is just like back in 1796, when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams ran against each other, and then Thomas Jefferson became John Adams's vice president. Except that Stoya and Joanna are way hotter than those guys were (and we sorta doubt that John Adams ever got gangbanged. Jefferson, on the other hand...).

To celebrate our new era of co-Commandressing, we'd like to offer you (what else?) some videos of Joanna and Stoya at their finest moments. Meet your new leaders: we're in for a very sexy administration.

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From "Deeper 11"


From "XOXO Joanna Angel"

· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5078571&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Stoya: An Animal Ear-Clad Girl Of The People]]> The two top candidates in our Supreme Commandress race (young upstart Stoya and incumbent Joanna Angel, for those who aren't glued to the polls) continue to battle it out. Joanna's already showed us her official Commandress apparel, now Stoya wants the good people of Fleshbot to know that, if elected, she would serve out her term in animal ears (and, if we're really good, only animal ears). We're having some serious trouble deciding between these two. Perhaps we should create some sort of Vice Commandress position? (More photos of Stoya after the jump.)

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· Bear ear photo by Jacco

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5078255&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Electioneering Continues]]> Our incumbent Supreme Commandress isn't taking this whole re-election thing lying down—she wants you to know she's very, very eager to win your vote. As an added incentive, she's provided us with this picture of her in her official Commandress outfit. We'd hate to see it go to waste (though, hey, Joanna—even if things don't go your way, you can always wear that outfit to all official Fleshbot functions. We wouldn't mind.).

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5077457&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Campaigning Continues: Stoya The Course!]]> Sure, that whole U.S. presidential election thing may be over, but the Fleshbot Supreme Commandress election is still going on (and we all know which one is really important). In fact, we've just received some breaking news from Stoya campaign headquarters! In response to challenges from her opponents, Stoya has released the following statement:

According to Google, Fleshbot loves Stoya, and I definitely reciprocate that love. Also, Fleshbot, Stoyabot, we're kind of like a family, having the same last name and all. Us -bots have to stick together. In conclusion, I would like to state that I am more than capable of answering that 3am phone call, it just might take me 4 rings because it's hard to resist the temptation to dance around to the techno ringtone.

Polls will be open until next Tuesday. It's up to you to decide the future of Fleshbot!

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5077103&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Vote For Your Next Supreme Commandress]]> The candidates have spoken, the campaign has run its course... and now it's time for you to pick your new leader. Will it be the steadfast and successful Joanna Angel? Digital Playground darling Stoya? Glamorous geek Justine Joli? Sasha Grey, with her newfound crossover appeal? Adorable Penny Flame? Or perhaps the well-endowed (and well-prepared) Gianna Michaels? The future of Fleshbot is in your hands, dear reader: make your choice after the jump.

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075965&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Gianna Michaels: She's Got The Assets To Lead]]> As the reigning AVN Unsung Starlet of the Year, Gianna Michaels might rightly be viewed as the underdog in this election—though frankly, we prefer to think of her as a woman of the people. With generous assets and breadth of service, Gianna has shown that she's ready and willing to serve the common man (or woman), tending to each and every need as her duty requires.

While Gianna may not have the proven leadership ability of a Joanna Angel, we feel that her years of service to her community have shown that she's a woman who knows what her people need. And with her impressive endowment, we feel certain she'll be more than capable of making all our hopes and dreams come true.

Polls open at 3PM EST! Keep checking back for more candidate statements!

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075964&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Sasha Grey: Crossing Over Into Success]]> At Fleshbot, we have many goals. Prime among them is the pursuit of hot porn, but in addition to that noble pursuit, we also do what we can to elevate the level of discussion around pornography, offering more than a simple "Dude, check out these titties!" (while still recognizing that, yes, those titties are totally worth checking out).

In her short time in the industry, Sasha Grey has reconstructed many ideas about what it means to be a pornstar, showing the world that it's possible to maintain an interest in art cinema while simultaneously starring in titles like "Slam It! In A Slut!"—and yes, she's also caused us to rethink the very notion of a crossover star, to boot. Who, then, could possibly be better than Sasha to serve as a symbol for all that Fleshbot stands for?

Polls open at 3PM EST! Keep checking back for more candidate statements!

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075934&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Penny Flame: A Penny For Your Vote]]> There's a reason why Penny has been tapped by Vivid to produce her own line of Vivid-Ed educational pornos. With her sweet, good-natured attitude, her caring nature, and, of course, her vast knowledge of the sexin', Penny's a perfect teacher—and, we think, a perfect leader for Fleshbot.

Who would be better able to understand the egalitarian nature of Fleshbot than a woman who's created a DVD on handjobs for men and women? Who better to represent us to the other blogs around the internet than someone so sweet—yet so dirty? Penny's got the attitude, the knowledge. and the experience to lead.

Polls open at 3PM EST! Keep checking back for more candidate statements!

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075936&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Stoya: Stoya The Course]]> We've said before that Fleshbot is Stoya country—and truly, there are very few girls out there who've managed to win over the hearts and parts of as many Fleshbottians as young Stoya has. We could try to guess as to the secrets of her charms—but the simple truth is that Stoya, with her classic beauty, skilled performances, and genuine love of her art, is the epitome of what a pornstar should be.

True, she's still very new, and in some ways untested, but nevertheless we firmly believe that she's shown great promise and ability. With Stoya at the helm, the future will be bright indeed. Let's Stoya the course, and put Stoya in command this fall!

Polls open at 3PM EST! Keep checking back for more candidate statements!

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075930&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Justine Joli: Geek Girls Know How To Lead]]> As a burlesque dancing, acting, blogging, podcasting, game-playing, spirituality-seeking, anime-watching, Comic-Con-attending, adventure loving, queen of lesbian porn, glamour model and 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner Up, Justine has shown the world that she's capable of wearing many hats—just like us!

As a woman who knows how to navigate her way through many industries, Justine is perfectly poised to guide Fleshbot through times good and bad, expertly leading us to a hotter, sexier future. Oh, and there's also the fact that she's a geek — which, frankly, we think is a very sexy added bonus.

Polls open at 3PM EST! Keep checking back for more candidate statements!

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075946&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Joanna Angel: Porn You Can Believe In]]> As the reigning Supreme Commandress, Joanna Angel has served Fleshbot well—and, in some ways, the current prosperity of the nation of Fleshbot is the best argument we can think of for a second Joanna Angel administration. But we felt it would be more appropriate to let the Supreme Commandress speak for herself on this one:

I first got naked for Fleshbot about 5 years ago—way before the term "alt porn" was cool, when people were still using Friendster (remember Friendster?). I was a wee little Joanna Angel—I hadn't even done my first video yet! Years later, I am like, a grown-up or something. I am so much older and wiser than I've even been before! Over years, I've really learned a lot about the meaning of being a commandress—and I definitely learned a lot while doing a gangbang for "XOXO Joanna Angel." After all, I had five loads of supreme knowledge instilled onto my face. Oh, and I have a really cute blog now, too. I mean come on, who are we kidding here? Gangbang + good blog = most awesome Commandress for Fleshbot ever. Right?


Polls open at 3PM EST! Keep checking back for more candidate statements!

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5072655&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Nominate Your Next Supreme Commandress]]> Two years ago, you, the people, selected Joanna Angel as your Supreme Commandress. In her tenure as our great leader, she has served us well, producing many hot movies (and getting naked and sexy on a very regular basis). But with another election quickly approaching, it's time to make a decision: should the incumbent Joanna Angel remain in her post, spreading porntastic good will on the behalf of the great nation-state of Fleshbot; or are you, the people, hungry for change, and eager to elect a new leader? We're soliciting nominations from now until Sunday; polls will open this Tuesday. So tell us: who would you like to see in charge?

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