· Another sex tape from a minor celebrity you probably have no interest in seeing fuck? This "nastiest" one yet is allegedly from an American Idol finalist that everyone forgot about two years ago. Anyone out there who doesn't have a sex tape please raise your hand. (tmz.com)

· Actually, we wouldn't mind seeing one of the "Deal Or No Deal" models come out with a homemade porn video—but until that day arrives, we guess we'll just have to settle for them standing around looking sexy while holding their little briefcases. (entertainment.wikia.com - thanks Robert)

· We think it's appalling that so many kids are getting their sex education from magazines like FHM and Cosmo. They're supposed to be learning that stuff on teh internets like everyone else. (thesun.co.uk)

· Meanwhile in Korea, half of all teenagers have seen porn before. We guess that's considered home schooling. (hankooki.com)

· Think you've seen it all? How about a tug of war between two girls ... using their piercings? Their pubic mound piercings. Didn't see that one coming did you? (Warning: Not for the squeamish.) (modblog.bmezine.com)

· Don't worry ... pornography addiction is a treatable condition. Take two Flesh Flicks and call us in the morning. (ktre.com)

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