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"Farm Fresh 2" From 3rd Degree Is The Holiday Season's True Squeakquel

DCypher — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

For those of you who thought we were handing out clips of horses fucking barely legal teens on Christmas Eve, keep surfing. For those of you who love seeing fine ass sluts getting properly drilled, come on in.

There's a popular saying in some parts for a young girl who's freshly legal to fuck, ripe and ready, with that excited look in her young eyes, ready to transformed into a little lady—that's farm fresh.

3rd Degree director extraordinaire Danny Case hipped the world to this unique slang for tight, sexy twat, juicer than juice box, popping hot and fresh all down your legs when you run delirious all up in it. Now he's bringing you the sequel, and, from the way these girls sound, it's the season's true "squeakquel," and far more entertaining than being locked up at a kid's movie listening to chipmunks scream for two hours.

Hot ass Rebeca Linares kicks off the festivities, setting one hell of an example for the rest of these little ladies. Nesty, Valeska Mala, Dani Jensen, Ashlyn Rae, and Aleska show us what they know. With cream pies, hard anal, double penetration, and full blown filth we feel safe saying these ladies are hog wild. We also feel confident the sample they sent over pretty much covers any questions you might have. Pardon us while we head of to grab a couple cups of eggnog.

"Farm Fresh 2" will be out any time now. Keep your eyes peeled and a bottle of extra peppermint lube ready just in case. Our ears (and genitals) are still ringing.

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"Kayden And Rocco Make A Porno"...And We Get To Watch

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Surprisingly, "Kayden and Rocco Make a Porno" is not a porn parody of the similarly titled Kevin Smith movie. Instead, it's a penetrating look at what happens when two frustrated pornstars step behind the camera. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues.

Kayden and Rocco Make a Porno

Studio: Adam and Eve
Director: David Lord
Cast: Kayden Kross, Heidi Mayne, Kiara Diane, Dani Jensen, Codi Carmichael, Tiffany Mynx, Rocco Reed, Chris Cannon, Jenner, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade

"Kayden and Rocco Make a Porno" opens with a scene of (surprise!) Kayden and Rocco making a porno—or at least fucking on camera. But wait: this isn't a porn scene from the porno that Kayden and Rocco make. This is a scene from a different porno starring Kayden and Rocco, one which Kayden and Rocco are sitting at home watching. (Have we lost you yet?)

After watching herself with Rocco, Kayden bemoans the state of porn today: clearly, she could do a better job behind the camera than these bozos. And thus Kayden sets off on the same path as many a performer-turned-director before her. With Rocco at her side, Kayden makes a porno.

Along the way, we meet an interesting cast of characters. Heidi Mayne shows up at the audition so desperate to land a role that she blows Chris Cannon and Jenner in the waiting room (at the same time). Aspiring pornstar Evan Stone (pre-haircut!) loses his chance to get cast in the production, but lies his way into a job as the PA...and then lies his way into Tiffany Mynx, Kiara Diane, and Dani Jensen as well. Rocco engages in on-the-job intimacy with make up artist Codi Carmichael. And, in a last ditch effort to save her film, Kayden takes on both Barrett Blade and Tommy Gunn.

"Kayden and Rocco" is one of those rare pornos that manages to have just the right mix of plot and sex, without seeming gratuitous on either front. The story is entertaining, the acting is good; and at no point do we find ourselves asking why, precisely, these people are having sex with one another. They're having sex because they're making a porno (come on, it says it right on the front of the box!).

You'll have to watch the movie if you want to see how it all turns out—whether Kayden succeeds at her dream, or finds that being a director is harder than it looks—but when you do, you'll have an enjoyable time. Just, uh, don't take the movie as an instructional on how to make your own porno. Trust us on that one.

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"Whale Tail 5" is Whopping Good Fun

DCypher — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Who among us hasn't seen the back of a thong seductively poking over the top of a pair of low-rise jeans stuffed beyond capacity by the sweet full ass of a young girl and been nearly inconsolably aroused?

You may have thought that such a high brow concept couldn't last beyond a movie or two. Well, guess again, because they're all the way up to volume five—with no sign of stopping! Smash Pictures has managed to maintain the series, breathing new life into it by casting the very young looking girls, and then switching up directors to keep it fresh. Volume five, directed by Kevin Moore, releases this month. It stars Ashlyn Rae, Dani Jensen, Hannah West, Miley Ann, and Pepper Foxxx.

When it comes to the sweet curves of Dani Jensen, we almost don't know where to start. Her soft white skin glistens, beckoning to us like a sultry siren's song. Her strawberry blonde locks wave to and fro while she gets pounded by Mark Wood in her tiny, unused vagina, still vacuum sealed with that new car smell, like a flag of freedom waving in the wind. Our cocks stand in salute and wave as she bravely fucks on, her voice shrilly reaching new volumes as she climaxes.

Hannah West seems much dirtier by comparison. Where Dani seems demure and innocent, as if her sexuality is something new she is exploring, Hannah's reckless love for sucking cock makes us think she might have done this a few times before. With the slightest suggestion from her "lover," she twists her hips to the side, arching her back up and presenting her hot shaved slit for Mark Ashley's monster tool to demolish. With the ferocity of a wild animal in heat, she throws her head back and cries out as wave after wave of orgasmic pleasure rushes through her body flushing her face and breasts.

It may read like the sticky pages of a used romance novel but we promise you that's no fisherman's tale, which in addition to meaning a fabricated or boast enhanced account also has something to do with ejaculating under a girl's nose and making her snort it according to Urban Dictionary. Now find a clever way to work that into your evening dinner conversations, if you dare.

"Whale Tail 5" release this month. You can find out more at Smash Pictures after you've had your fill of these exclusive pictures Stuart Wall sent over. Everyone say it all at once: Thanks Stu!

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Pink Visual, Self Proclaimed Masters of Reality Porn, Continue Series Unchallenged

DCypher — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

After amassing over twenty websites with thousands of videos, it's easy to see why Pink Visual would consider boldly labeling themselves the "masters" of reality porn. Not so fast! We'll be the judge of that.

Okay, so maybe you will be the judge of that, in the end, as the happy consumers partaking in this stuff. After all, with a cast that includes sexy young Dani Jensen, along with Ethan Cage, Lexi Lamour, Kayla Paige, Ricki White, Hunter Bryce, Winter Sky, and Eden Adams, we confess that our judgment has become a little clouded.

Can we make a suggestion? Rather than trying to sleuth out the mystery of whether or not they are better than, say, Bang Bros, at capturing "reality porn," why don't you try watching Dani Jensen get railed hard by Ethan while Lexi plays with her boobs and makes out with her and tell us that you don't get distracted?

We're not entirely sure what makes someone a "master" of what they call "reality porn," but we can say that many of the sample pictures they sent over certainly caught our attention. That's fair enough, in our humble opinion.

"Masters of Reality Porn 4" comes out this week from Pink Visual and Blue Moon. Check out this nce selection of pictures, and then let us know what you think.

Kayden Kross And Dani Jensen Travel Back To Swing Time

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

On more than one occasion, we've found ourselves daydreaming about what it would be like to live in the swinging '70s, swapping partners at one of those infamous "key parties." Dani Jensen and Kayden Kross did more than just daydream.

Yes, these two intrepid pornstars actually built a time machine and went back to that storied time, inserting themselves into a suburban '70s lifestyle (if you catch our drift), and reaping the sexy benefits.

Wait, what?

They didn't build a time machine? This is just a clip from a movie about swingers...a historical ficiton of a porno, if you will?

Damn. We don't know what to believe anymore...

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Previoulys: Kayden Kross Looks Breathtaking In "Swing Time"

Kayden Kross Looks Breathtaking In "Swing Time"

DCypher — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

A title like "Swing Time" originally made us believe this Kayden Kross movie was either a Tiger Woods spoof or a period piece about dirty dancing. Instead, the Adam & Eve feature centers around key parties, which, coincidentally, are our favorite kind of parties.

Kayden Kross is joined by Kagney Linn Karter, Holly West, Angelina Valentine, Sativa Rose, and beautiful red daydream Dani Jensen (who's delightful, almost like a sexy young Lindsey Lohan—but without the psychotic lesbian DJ girlfriend or the cocaine halo. Did we mention that she has beautiful red hair? Yeah. She does. And, even better, she looks like she really enjoys the proper fucking that Derrick Pierce expertly gives her. There's a reason his friends call him the manwhore with a heart, because he really cares.)

Together, this diverse cast explores the illicit world of swinging, in a David Lord vehicle that's sure to capture hearts and genitals from coast to coast when it drops.

The plot centers around the urban myth that horny sailors in San Diego used to get together with their buddies' wives, each depositing their keys into a fishbowl, with the women fishing out a set and leaving with the owner. Sounds like good, clean, family fun if you ask us!

Kayden looks breathtaking with a cock in her mouth or buried balls deep up her hot pink bubble gum snatch. It's no surprise she's often referred to as too pretty for porn. Stunning barely seems to cover some of these shots.

"Swing Time" releases next Tuesday—but we spent an extraordinary amount of time collecting and cleaning this gallery for you, so take a gander. Dani is the red head, FYI.

Kayden Kross

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Angelina Valentine & Sativa Rose

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Sativa Rose

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Angelina Valentine

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Angelina Valentine & Sativa Rose

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Kagney Linn Karter

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Dani Jensen

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Kayden Kross

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Kayden Kross & Derrick Pierce

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Kayden Kross & Dani Jensen

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Kayden Kross & Derrick Pierce

Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
Kayden Kross & Dani Jensen

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Dani Jensen

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Dani Jensen & Derrick Pierce

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Kayden Kross

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Kayden Kross & Derrick Pierce

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Kayden Kross

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“I Love Young Girls 6”: Radically Self-Contained Legal Teen Sextravaganza

DCypher — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

With headlines like that, who needs intros? We're going to give you one anyway because, well, it's what we do. Close your eyes, count to ten, open them up, exhale, and click to the jump!

Welcome back!

That's better, isn't it? Now, imagine being swept away to a legal teen paradise full of lusciously ripe and juicy girls who've just hit their start date, and are all fresh little eager beavers ready to take huge helping of raging hard cock up their tiny blossoming pink flowers all day long.

It's no dream. We promise. In fact, we know these stunning teen fuck princesses.

Look, there's Alicia Alighatti and Ann Marie Michelle! Oh, and over there are Ashley Lace, Courtney Brooks, and tender young Latina cockthrob Alexis Love! Wow! And way over there by those palm trees gently swaying in the breeze are Audrey Hemmingway, Ellie Idol, Annette Allen, Allyssa Hall, Dani Jensen, Jackie Daniels, and long gone but never forgotten Ander Paige! Why, it's like "Lost" meets"Fantasy Island" meets "Pirates"! Yes, that's exactly what it's like!

We'd venture to say that volume six of this New Sensations teen sexstravaganza has just about everything a body could want or need—if you'll allow that none of us currently work for or have ever been employed by the FDA, that is.

"I Love Young Girls 6" comes out today, so go on and dig right in! It may be super sweet, but we promise it won't rot your teeth.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

“I Love Redheads” More Addictive Than Class 4 Narcotic

DCypher — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT

That headline may just be the understatement of 2009. The industry's premier redophile was given ~~crack cocaine~~ New Sensations' latest release, "I Love Redheads," last weekend. We haven't seen or heard from him since...until now.

They say that admitting you have "a little problem" is the first step to recovery, but in this case it's just the tip of the iceberg. Let's just say that we have absolutely no will power when it comes to real redheads, that they're like our kryptonite, with their milky befreckled skin and luscious fiery locks, and that the nacre shimmer that surrounds them like silky moonlight is more enchanting than the most potent witch's brew imaginable. When they screw, their hungry moans lyrically weave together into a seamless tapestry of entrancement, ensnaring our senses in their mindnumbing siren song. Oh, you think we're kidding? Yeah, right. Have you ever watched Faye Reagan getting fucked hard?

New Sensations is the devil. Their latest release stars Kylie Ireland, Dani Woodward, Riley Shy, Katja Kassin, Faye Reagan, Marie McCray, Scarlett Fay, Kiki Vidis, Leighlani Red, Dani Jensen, Jayme Langford, and Brittany O'Connell—or in other words, just about every single hot redheaded porn star we ever wanted to screw. With twelve full scenes on a special 2 disc collector's set, running nearly five (count 'em five!) full hours, there's really only one question we have to ask: are they trying to kill us?

"I Love Redheads" ships out today (just in time for St. Paddy's!). Please let us know if you see Fleshbot contributor & fire pie addict DCypher. After sharing his thoughts on these mystifying, magical redheads, he's disappeared once again.

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PornCop(TM): DILFs

Gram Ponante — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:00:00 EST

We can't be everywhere. But when we see a porn title that promises one thing but delivers another, we act. (To be truthful, we clean up the mess we just made and then we act.)

. . .

While it's true that more than half of the population is someone's daughter and, unless she was born in a test tube, each of the five women in "Daughter I'd Like To Fuck" is a daughter of somebody, what concerns us is that in only one scene is a woman referred to as a daughter and the scene performed with that motivation in mind. Shame!

For three of the first four scenes, the movie might as well have been called "Friend of My Own Teenager I'd Like to Fuck." And that is enough of a bait and switch, but then Mr. Pete labels teen seductress Jessica Steele as "my daughter's nanny."

Don't get me wrong; if this movie were shipped with no title and I was instructed to sit down and watch it with a friendly "It's porn —you'll like it!^TM," well, you're damn right I would. That London Keys is like a brunette trampoline that can also text you.

It is only the final scene, when minx Dani Jensen hits on Michael Stefano, her dad's friend and mechanic, that we see the full complexity of a true DILF experience, which combines elements of betrayal, cradle-robber guilt, and the thrill of mentoring someone whose 19-year-old boyfriend is really into Jason Mraz.

"I really need to get back to working on the car," says a tortured Stefano, inching ever closer.

"Why don't you get to working on me?" Jensen says.

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