Fleshbot: dana+dearmond

"Rocco Ravishes L.A.": Someone's in the Toilet with Bobbi

Gram Ponante — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Look at how Kristina Rose protects Fleshbot readers' tender sensibilities by obscuring Rocco Siffredi's cock with her foot. Perhaps this is why Siffredi later puts Bobbi Starr's head in the toilet. You and your Puritan reservations.

Rocco Ravishes L.A.

Studio: Evil Angel
Director: Rocco Siffredi
Cast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco Banderas, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis

Review by: Gram Ponante

There is so much unnecessary hype in porn that when someone like Rocco Siffredi comes out of retirement because he can't resist someone like Bobbi Starr, it's a shame when so little is made of it.

Siffredi channels Randy Newman in both his love of L.A. and in boxcover font choice for his stateside comeback extravaganza, "Rocco Ravishes L.A.," in which "The Stallion" and a troupe of foreigners (Mark Davis, Marco Banderas, and Tony Ribas) are violently serviced by Starr, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Lexi Love, Jada Fire, Kagney Linn Karter, and Kristina Rose.

One of the persistent myths about any porn, but particularly this type of clinical, graphic, and forceful material, is that the women in in don't like it. While this is certainly true some of the time, it is most often not the case, and we can see this in scenes with Starr, Karter, and Adrianna Nicole, in particular.

"I was star-struck," Bobbi Starr told me a month after the Siffredi shoot, which took place in January, 2009. "He wasn't originally going to put my head in the toilet, but I kind of begged him to."

This movie is dirty, dirty, dirty but, lest you think it is dirty in that disaffected European sterile way, "Rocco Ravishes L.A." has heart. Rocco is clearly delighted to be back in the catbird seat again, as are his gracefully aging cohorts, each of whom drops loads spiced with a little gratefulness.

Kagney Linn Karter was new to the business when this movie was shot, and Lexi Love had just returned to it after a hiatus. Both are great fun to watch. Jada Fire is like an ominous storm cloud washing over both Lexi Love and Mark Davis, and she looks exquisite.

"Rocco Ravishes L.A." is one of those movies that is both a great snapshot of porn in 2009 and an education in the style of a guy who has been teaching hardcore fucking for more than a decade.

Syd Blakovich Gets All The Girls

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:30:01 EDT

In the short time since she's descended on Porn Valley, Syd Blakovich has had her way with more than a few luscious starlets. Belladonna, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr...and we're pretty sure that there's even more that we're missing.

We're not sure who we're more jealous of: Syd or her co-stars. Maybe we're equally jealous of all of the above?

· Photo courtesy of Belladonna Entertainment (enterbelladonna.com)

So Tell Us How You Really Feel

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Dana DeArmond (altporn.net)

Brace Yourself - It's Dana DeArmond

Gram Ponante — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Here's Dana with her mixed messages at Erotica LA. First she's an Internet pixie, than she's the Dirtiest Girl Ever, and now she's a post-ingenue protomilf Sandra Bullock hybrid with an iPhone and braces.

"I got them April 11," she said. "They're straightening my teeth."

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

· Dana DeArmond (theinternetsgirlfriend.com)
· Erotica LA (erotica-la.com)

"Rico The Destroyer" Perpetuates Compelling Racial Stereotypes 13 Inches At A Time

DCypher — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Statistically, most women will never even see 13 inches of penis in their lives. Not so for Adrianna Nicole, Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Andi Anderson, Aletta Ocean, and Kiera King, the brave women who take everything, including anal punishment, from Rico the Destroyer.

And so another Alexander Devoe title is born, launching from the shores of Jules Jordan Video out into a world hungry for interracial tales featuring unnaturally endowed men with cruel appetites for tiny and unyielding orifices.

And just who is this Rico the Destroyer? Is he a product of blight and sprawl, born into the harsh realities bred by the underbelly of laisez faire capitalism and forced to fight his way out of the ghetto using the only advantages life gave him—in this case a thirteen inch fuck stick and a ravenous hunger for horny white girls possessed with insatiable jungle fever?

Or is he just another Johnny Cum Lately exploiting racial myths and stereotypes, playing up to our baser fears and desires and using them to create the character of Rico the Destroyer? In other words, is he simply posing as a ruthless misogynistic thug, a la Ice Berg Slim, when in fact he has the heart of a tender Buddhist monk and the business acumen of Donald Trump? Is this an act Jack? Are his street creds affected to play up his animalistic virility?

In all honesty, to some degree, they probably are. The truth is that we may never know. For all intents and purposes we have to take it at face value, or ignore it completely, and it is pretty hard to ignore a thirteen inch black cock waving in your face. Like it or not, Rico commands your attention. You simply cannot look away once you've caught a glimpse of this monster.

If we suspend our disbelief at the routine and pass off the comic book villain meets gangsta rapper bravado, we are left with over two hours of viciously entertaining hardcore footage, which is more than enough to keep us contentedly distracted. The rest we will allow you to decide for yourselves.

"Rico the Destroyer" is out now from Jules Jordan Video.

Buy "Rico the Destroyer" (gamelink.com)

Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
Buy "Rico the Destroyer" (gamelink.com)

Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

“Slutty & Sluttier 9” Is One Cure For Existential Angst

DCypher — Fri, 08 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

At long last the weekend is here, drawing a long and tedious week to a glorious close. We've saved the best—courtesy of Manuel Ferrara and Evil Angel—for Friday. You're going to like this, trust us.

What's it all about? We often ask ourselves that question as we paw through an endless sea of sticky pictures of girls pulling themselves open for well endowed men. Rarely do we come up with an answer that satisfies us. Before we can get underneath the mystery of our attraction to porn, our puerile fascination, we are once again swept away by another incredible young starlet.

Manuel Ferrara certainly doesn't have the answer, we can tell you that. Nor does he have a comprehensive grasp of the English language, for that matter. Yet somewhere behind his sparkling eyes and that elusive Mona Lisa smile, the man has the virile imagination of a perverted genius, bringing our dark fantasies together with great passion and enthusiasm and once again turning our heads and hearts over to our raging insatiable lust.

His latest release is "Slutty & Sluttier 9," and stars Gianna Michaels, Cecilia Vega, Dana DeArmond, Sindee Jennings, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Cindy Crawford, and Alicia Angel behaving like absolute sex maniacs and devouring huge cock into their every orifice. It's nothing short of brilliant, with its increasingly harder and harder scenes progressively building to all out gang bang. Our only concern is that we seem to be growing desensitized to it all. If he keeps giving us this kind of amazing goodness, how will we ever watch normal porn again?

We will let you be the judge.

"Slutty & Sluttier 9" releases soon from Evil Angel. Keep your eyes, and other usable body holes, open and ready.

· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)

“Phat Ass White Booty 4” Squared Dropping Sexy Science

DCypher — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Alexander DeVoe is like the silent ninja over at Jules Jordan Video. You don't see a lot of him, but when he finally does decide to drop something, it's hot—and bootylicious!

Take, for example, his latest effort "Phat Ass White Booty 4," which stars Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Austin Taylor, Alice Bell, Ami Emerson, Anita Blue, and Kelli Staxxx. A single cursory glance at these lusciously curvy bubbles propped up in the air getting stretched wide open by one ton of dusky dong is enough to make our heads pop off! Both of them!

We love how immaculately dirty, sweet, and tender Ami Emerson is, with her pale skin flushing on cue as she gets pumped chock full of throbbing fuck stick, her glorious red hair waving like a flag of rebellion as she wails like a klaxon while taking the fucking of her young life. Other noteworthy performances include Dana and Bobbi competing at epic levels to outperform each other, competing to see how many black inches they can fit down their throats or up their asses. Well done, ladies.

You may think that there is little art to putting out interracial material, but you couldn't be more wrong. It's not simply a matter of casting the cutest white girls with the fattest asses you can find, then coaxing incendiary performances out of them. No. Wait. That's exactly what it's about. It's not rocket science. It's hardcore porn. Thankfully, Alexander gets that.

"Phat Ass White Booty 4" releases today from Jules Jordan Video. Check the sweet interracial action below and see for yourself what you've been missing.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

We Could Have Told Adrianna There Was Magic In Dana's Pussy!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Dana DeArmond and Adrianna Nicole (dailypoa.com)

White Girls Get Busy!

auryn — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:30:01 EDT

What would happen if mega-auteur Prince were to make a porn? Well of course he'd direct it, star in it, cast it and write the "script" and all the music.

We think the title itself is a work of genius, so thankfully Brian Pumper didn't blow his load on just one aspect of his latest creation. He's assembled some hot white girls to "get busy" with, and — our favorite part — he wrote the soundtrack for the entire flick.

Follow this link to Evil Angel's site for a clip from White Girls Get Busy. (It just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?) It just dropped on the 10th of this month, and it looks like a winner to us.

· Buy "White Girls Get Busy" (evilangel.com)

Dana DeArmond Makes A Delicious Box Lunch

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Dana DeArmond says she loves babes—what a coincidence, so do we! (Especially ones who look so lovely while they're eating.) (twitter.com + twitpic.com)

Bobbi Starr & Dana DeArmond Ratchet Up Bar With "Insatiable Voyage"

DCypher — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

If there is one thing we love here at FBHQ on a Monday morning, it's incendiary new releases with really loooooooooooong titles that push limits & defy the rules. Mike John holds us down proper.

His latest offering features only two girls, but with, like, forty guys taking turns fucking the hell out of both of them. Oh, what a pair they make!

First, two of the filthiest, drop-dead beautifulest, most uninhibited and in your face lascivious maneaters the industry has ever seen go at each other, stretching their tight pink funholes open and lubing them with spit. Then they get absolutely pummeled in those wonder inducing love muscles by the equivalent of a drug dealers private army, wearing out some bad boys and gulping down their freshly churned loads. Damn!

These girls take "no limits" to a brand new place—and inadvertently worm themselves ever deep into our hearts in the process. New girls hungry for the glory of that dirty blue spotlight, as well as washed up porn princesses looking to reclaim the fame, now have a new marker. If you work hard, and sleep with a buttplug in, you may one day try to take on the internet's girlfriend—but we wouldn't recommend it. (We're still scared of her, to be honest.)

"Bobbi Starr & Dana DeArmond's Insatiable Voyage" comes out by the end of the week but we snatched up these unbelievable shots for you now, because Mondays are hard enough without having to think about how far the end of the week seems from this moment right here and now.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Yes, Mainstream Media, AEE Is A Real Trade Show

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:30:01 EST

Look, we know the Adult Entertainment Expo is full of—gasp!—boobs, and there's porn playing everywhere... but trust us, it's a real trade show—and if you want to cover it, you should have your shit together.

Say, for example, that you really want to ask some popular pornstars what their favorite videogames are. Great idea! What you should do, then, is get your press credentials set up way in advance of the show, contact the relevant studios to set up appointments for interviews, and have at those pornstars when the show rolls around. What you should not do, however, is skip out on CES, run over to AEE on the busiest day, and expect pornstars to fall all over themselves to answer your questions while they have a full line of excited fans waiting to talk to them. Employing that second strategy will more than likely lead to find that your favorite pornstars are too busy to pander to you or completely unavailable.

You wouldn't expect a mainstream star to drop everything just to talk to some random press person—so why should Lisa Ann?

· Porn Stars Love Video Games! 2009 Edition (gamedaily.com)
· Thumbnail: The lovely Dana DeArmond displays her wares (danadearmond.com)

And How Did You Spend Your New Year's?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

Team Fleshbot said goodbye to 2008 by drinking hot spiced cider and cursing the chill that took over New York for the evening. But how did our favorite pornstars ring in the New Year?

Unfortunately, we couldn't follow them around all evening—but the magic of Twitter allowed us to virtually stalk them from the comfort of our own home!

Andy San Dimas ate some toast.

Sinnamon Love turned 35.

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya did nothing, while her Co-Commandress Joanna Angel hit up Don Hills with the Burning Angel crew.

jessica drake went partying in disco ball drag.

Jesse Jane played with fireworks.

Baby Sinead battled a zombie fish.

Dana Dearmond dreamed of Mickey Rourke.

So who had the best evening? And what, pray tell, did you (the people) do?

· Picture of way more exciting New Year's party from Dreamy Porn (dreamyporn.com via Ask Jolene)

Brains And Beauty: Our Favorite Smarty Pants Pornstars

DCypher — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

Who says that pornstars are all boobs and no brains? Well, it certainly wasn't us—we happen to like our pornstars with a whole lot going on upstairs.

We usually use Fleshbot Requests to celebrate the superficial—but today we're going to go more than just skin deep, and celebrate some of our favorite pornstars who've got brains as well as beauty.

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Penny Flame
Despite dropping out of college to pursue more prurient interests, Penny Flame has proven to be one of the smartest, funniest, and most entertaining performers to hit the industry in the last decade. With her own How To sex series at Vivid, overseen by none other than the Queen Bee of the Clitorati (and reclusive literary genius Thomas Pynchon's niece) Tristan Taormino, a well read blog, and rumors of an impending novel, it appears this sultry all natural girl next door is as prolific as she is insatiable. An afternoon with Flame may take you into the heart of a compassionate political discussion, poetry recitation, yoga practice, meditation, and end with tantra—if you're lucky.

Kayden Kross
Setting aside for a moment the federal indictment against her for grand theft house, it's been a hell of a year for this rising star. Even being embroiled in a real life scandal with serious consequences couldn't dampen the blazing desire of Adam & Eve contract starlet, equestrian, animal lover, and raging Libratarian. When she's not fighting for her life in court, fucking on screen, feature dancing, reading poetry with celebrated authors, writing several blogs, or working on her economics degree, she's passionately canvassing for political causes that get her hot and bothered. This year she re-upped with Adam & Eve, starred in mainstream movies and television shows, and made Penthouse Pet. When we asked her why she should be included on this list, she said “because Ayn Rand is my hero.”

Aiden Starr
This pint-sized East Coast transplant with perfect breasts has an equally perfect mind. Gifted with brains and beauty, she's given in to her overarching need for strong kink and we couldn't be happier to stand back and watch the amazing results. Equally at home having hard lengths of turgid manpipe crammed in her every orifice or arguing Nietzsche with well endowed strangers, we get the feeling you'd never know by the light of day what this astounding beauty is really capable of. 2008 was the year she convinced us that our love for her was indeed real. Now if only she would return our calls.

Justine Joli
Any list of smart pornstars would be incomplete without this luscious, nacre skinned goddess, whose extensive knowledge of GITS and BTVS is only rivaled by her ability to quote William Gibson and Aldous Huxley. A regular fixture at Comic Con, she's every nerd's dream come true: an honest-to-god geek in the form of a hot chick who loves Batman, Spiderman, and Superman with unmitigated zeal, has read every Harry Potter book in existence and loves Ronald Weasley and all things Griffyndor. It's almost too good to be true. We gotta wonder: where did she learn all that stuff again?

Joanna Angel
What's there to say? Our founding Fleshbot Commandress is an enigma of epic proportions. Smart, sexy, and Jewish, she's also covered in tattoos, loves anal sex, and has the dorkiest, and most adorable, sense of humor of any woman we have ever met. From the outset she's set the stage for her own success, owning and operating her own site crammed full of punk rock princesses just coming of age, as well as writing, producing, and starring in her own titles. Who'd have ever thought that the object of some of our most satisfyingly urgent sexual desires also possessed such uncanny business acumen?

Stoya
Stoya may be the single most beautiful woman ever to fuck on film—and that is a scientific fact. With a single flash of her sultry bedroom eyes or a playful bite of her lip she completely owns us in every way. Given the preternatural power she possess to enchant we'd never have suspected that underneath it lied a head full of art and literature. Trust us when we say it's all there. Stoya is the whole package. The last time we had the pleasure to spend an afternoon with our reigning Supreme Commandress, the Digital Playground contract star explained her doubts about the electoral process over a grueling twelve or so holes of miniature golf with such passion and clarity that we thought her publicist must have been feeding her answers via ear piece. She also makes her own clothing and loves museums and art shows. She has yet to respond to our several marriage proposals.

Sasha Grey
Being labeled “hot” by Rolling Stone magazine isn't the normal run of things for a pornstar, but then again, Sasha Grey isn't your normal pornstar. She's been recognized by rock stars and celebrities, prominently featured in music videos, interviewed in mainstream magazines, invited to lecture film school students, and cast as the female lead of a Stephen Soderbergh film. Thankfully, all this has done little to diminish her sex drive or her desire to keep fucking on film for the rest of us to enjoy. Those who spend any amount of time with her come away swearing to us that she's the real McCoy, and that hearing her freestyle on topics from Andy Warhol to film theory to the culture wars will leave you wondering how someone her age could possible be so erudite.

Kimberly Kane
Although she stole our hearts years ago, performer slash director Kimberly Kane continues to gently cradle it in her paint splattered hands. Countless hours have we spent discussing art and literature with the alt director, generally at gallery openings or on the way to some art film she's dragged us kicking and screaming to go see. It seems hard to reconcile the images we see of her on screen voraciously devouring men and women without prejudice against the reality of her quoting Kerouac to us. No list would be complete without her, even if she can't always spell.

Dana DeArmond
Self applying the label of “the internet's girlfriend” does not make you a smarty pants, exactly, but take our word for it when we tell you this girl is wicked smart. Oh, and she kinda scares us a little too so we had to include her—so she wouldn't beat us up. Her known accomplices include Aiden Starr and Kimberly Kane. That alone qualifies her for the list—her acerbic wit and lust for all things electronic merely cement her place here.

Nina Hartley
We end our short list with the one porn star we could very well have started with. Nina Hartley is more than just a porn legend, she's one of the pillars of third wave sex positive feminism, an author, the original sex educator, a spokesperson for polyamory, and a fixture of the BDSM community—which is no mean feat. Her personal blog has oft been the start of controversial discourse, and those who wish to argue against the benefits of free expression and sexuality have more than once aimed their scorn and derision at the lusty icon. Nina self assuredly shrugs off even the most intense criticism with a wry and knowing smile, using her own considerable mix of innate wisdom and intellectual prowess to aptly defend her beliefs, articulating her points with a grace that belies the calm of a Zen master, the compassion of Mother Theresa, and the carnality of, well, Nina Hartley. We can honestly say that we are grateful to be able to call her a friend.

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Sasha Grey And Dana DeArmond Fuck Like Bunnies

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:00:00 EST

We've never totally understood that whole "fucking like bunnies" thing—but then again, we've never really spent much time watching bunnies fuck. Thankfully, Sasha Grey and Dana DeArmond are only too happy to give us a proper demonstration of the meaning of the phrase... and it seems that bunnies are really, really into anal sex (which puts that whole furries thing way more into perspective for us, we must say.). Let's do it like bunnies do, after the jump.

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· Clip from "Anal Acrobats" (full video @ pornhub.com)
· Buy "Anal Acrobats" (gamelink.com)

Stoya & Her Friends Are "Sexy Hot." (Um, Obviously!)

DCypher — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

Digital Playground contract starlet and newly crowned Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya could brighten our day with something as chaste as a simple smile. Nevertheless, the nacre-skinned goddess absolutely insisted on stripping off all her clothes and fucking her way through several body wracking orgasms—once on her own, once with a friend, and once with Sasha Grey and Tommy Gunn. Yes, you read that right. Sasha Grey. Mmmm.

The geniuses over at Digital Playground did what any of us would do, given the chance to be next to such a history-making fuck scene—they captured it all on film, and then threw in outrageously lubricious scenes featuring insatiable nymphomaniacs like Fleshbot Crush Object (and the internet's girlfriend) Dana DeArmond, German anal queen Annette Schwartz, and delightful fuck bunny princess Dakoda Brookes. And just in case all that wasn't enough, they upped the ante even more with the dirtiest twins to ever fuck on film, Lacey & Lyndsey Love—you know, just for good measure. Seriously, is it any wonder that this studio is plain killing it while so many others are going under?

Around the third time we, ahem, watched "Stoya Sexy Hot," we realized we might have a problem (or, dare we say it... an addiction?). But at least after seeing Sasha and Stoya tag team Tommy Gunn's massive endowment, well, we know exactly what we want for the holidays this year. You don't even have to wrap it for us!

"Stoya Sexy Hot" releases today from Digital Playground. And it's not just a porn movie—it's also a money saver. We guarantee It will help you cut down on your winter heating bills.

All images are courtesy of Digital Playground.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

"Taboo Lovers Enslaved" Proves Yet Again You Always Love The One Who Hurts You Most

DCypher — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

All too often, so-called "fetish" releases seem to have very little to do with what any real lifestyler would refer to as the core principles of BDSM—much less touch on real fetishes like face-sitting, shrimping, infantilism, furries, water sports, degradation, electrocution, hairy, cream pie, scat, boot worship, nipple play, cock & ball torture, drowning, crushing, balloons, non-consensual rape fantasy, hot candle wax, asphyxiation, or shaving (just to name a few). Generally speaking, if a fetish release throws in some mild spanking with a paddle or shows a leather bikini clad starlet with a slave collar, arbitrarily draped in chains, we're supposed to swoon and buy up every copy available on the market. Consequentially. genuine enthusiasts have become increasingly savvy in the process, gravitating towards producers and directors with a solid reputation for fulfilling the promise of authenticity, while pretenders are left hoping to hoodwink ignorant amateurs and beginners.

Master Liam & Anastasia Pierce—both of whom we can personally vouch for—dare to defy these vanilla conventions that have been imposed on the industry by outsiders seeking to cash in on something they can’t possibly. In their breathtaking feature, "Taboo Lovers Enslaved" (releasing this week from Hustler), the pair feature Dana DeArmond, Madison Young, Aiden Starr, and Kendra James, all true submissives unequivocally and intimately aware of what power exchange means. Mistress Nicolette joins in the fun, helping Liam and Anastasia bring these deviant darlings' dark fantasies alive as they once again pledge their sweet, juicy hearts and holes over to the care of their captors. The results, while far from edge play, are still rather satisfying. Kudos to Liam (and his partner-in-crime Pierce) for pushing ever further into adult content production.

"Taboo Lovers Enslaved" releases today from Hustler Video.

· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)

A Seventh Serving of Semen Sipping

DCypher — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:45:00 EST

We’ve been following the upwardly mobile career of Jules Jordan director Mike John for some time now. In a sea of less relevant pornographers, John continues to impress with a series of well-crafted titles focusing on the core essentials of great smut, keeping it filthy and feeding our darkest desires. His latest release, "Semen Sippers 7," continues in that prurient tradition—and with verve!

Each scene features a minimum of two sultry anal starlets, both crowding around the dusky tumescence of a swarthy swordsman before taking turns stretching each and every orifice with the ample genital offerings that John provides. The results are nothing short of wonderful to watch.

The omnipresent Jada Fire joins Adrianna Nicole, Bobbi Starr, Riley Evans, Carolyn Reese, Fleshbot Crush Object Dana DeArmond, Claire Dames, Charley Chase, Charlotte Vale, and Chayse Evans in this epicurean adventure of cum swapping.

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· "Semen Sippers 7" (julesjordanvideo.com)

What Kind Of Cars Do Pornstars Drive?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:45:00 EDT

Our car-obsessed little brother Jalopnik has started a discussion about the best pornstar car out on the market (meaning, a car that pornstars would drive in their day-to-day lives, not a car that you'd want to watch having sex). Jalopnik favors the Zimmer for stars of the adult world, but we're not so sure that anyone should be driving one of those. Since we know very little about cars, we won't even try to suggest a ride for any of our Crush Objects—instead, we decided to do a little research and find out what kind of cars pornstars actually drive. View our findings after the jump (and yes, there is someone who drives a Hummer).

Lexi Love: Truck

Katja Kassin: Audi

Marie Luv: Infinti FX35

Dana DeArmond: Prius

Mia Rose: 06' Nissan 350z Touring edition

Adrenalynn: 07' Hummer limited edition truck

Roxy DeVille: 2007 Honda CRV

Ginger Lee: Dodge Grand Caravan, Chevy full size van, and a Ford Explorer Sport Track

Jana Jordan: 1969 Mercury Cyclone and 04 Infiniti

Tyler Knight: Mustang V8

Joanna Angel: Nissan Sentra

· What's The Best Pornstar Car? (jalopnik.com)
· What kind of car do pornstars have? (adultdvdtalk.com)

Altporn Goddess Faceoff: Joanna Angel Vs. Dana DeArmond

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:35:54 EDT

Welcome back to Extreme Pornstar Showdown! This week, we're happy (if a little nervous) to present a very special the Battle of the Fleshbot Crush Objects, with 2006 Crush Object Of The Year Dana DeArmond going head-to-head (and other parts) against 2005 Crush Object Of The Year and Fleshbot's reigning Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel. So who will triumph? Will it be Dana and her magical MySpace powers? Or punk rock princess Joanna, whose homegrown porn site changed the world? Only you can decide, dear reader—so take a deep breath and view their qualifications after the jump. (And remember: whoever wins this bout will advance to the next round and face off against 2007 Crush Object Of The Year Sasha Grey. Not that we're pressuring you or anything.)

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Dana DeArmond
From "Chemistry"

Joanna Angel
(via JoannaAngel.com)

UPDATE: Dana DeArmond has forfeited. Joanna Angel wins!

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Last Week's Winner: Gianna Michaels!

Previously : Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archive