Just looking at Sharka, I could never imagine her in a fight with GI Joe, by which I mean TV cartoon GI Joe, not real GI Joe with King-Fu Grip, although she is about the same size as a GI Joe with Kung-Fu Grip.

But if someone came busting into the bar where I was drinking peaceably and announced in a tremulous voice that Sharka Blue was riding into town and looking for the local tough guy, I would clear out and let someone else take the time to turn on the Joe-signal, or however it is you get in touch with GI Joe when there's trouble.

Sharka, who turns 28 today, joins Bolivia Samsonite and Krystal Steal in my own personal pantheon of porn stars to whom I would just go ahead and turn over the codes if they invaded my headquarters.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Sharka Blue at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Sharka Blue's movies (gamelink.com)

Laura, who was born in Litomerice in the Czech Republic, is also known as Lenka Lyons, Yvette Boutillon, Lenka Prasilova, Laura Hon, Lauren Lion, Laura Finn, Laura Lyon, Laura Linn, Lenka Pr., Laura, Lena, Lenka and…(wait for it)…Black Queen. I love it when one of the names is so radically different from the rest as to make you wonder what was going on in that one movie.

It seems to be a particular trait of girls from Hungary and the Czech Republic that they have more aliases than Frank Abagnale Jr.; I wonder if it's something in the water, or if they have just had so many orgasmov – a little priderzhivala plunger is a dangerous thing – that she can't think straight any more.

Well, anyway, happy birthday, Laura, and also to Lenka, Yvette, Lauren, Lena and Your Royal Highness.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Laura Lion at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Laura Lion's movies (gamelink.com)

Silvia, who turns 33 today, will be followed into beatitude by Olivia Saint, Ellen Saint, Sandy Saint, Bonita Saint, Betty Saint, Isabella Saint, Angelica Saint, and Jasmin St. Clair.

Now all we need to do is figure out how to authenticate miracles.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Silvia Saint at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Silvia Saint's movies (gamelink.com)

She is just Katy (or Cathy or Katia or Kathy or Kathia) Cambel (or Combell or Cambell or Campbell or Nobili), and that is really all she needs to be.

See how simple and yet complex she is? She is only 25 years old, but she is all those different people. And probably more.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Caty Cambel at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Caty Cambel’s movies (gamelink.com)

Silvia retired a while ago, but every time I see that cover, I think back to the late nineties, when there weren’t that many Czech blondes in the business, and it brings back special memories. And then I have a little private time in the bathroom at the office. Hey, can someone get this cover off our desk? I can’t get any work done.

· Private (private.com)
· Buy Silvia Saint’s Movies" (gamelink.com)
· Buy "The Academy" (gamelink.com)

What to make of “Razvevshi her lips had sex plunger handle, relying on him to lobkom…It priderzhivala plunger with one hand, another obhvativshi Laura ago, chaotically put fingers in her anus”? Laura – we want to make “the entire bed wet from sweat maiden ‘juice’,” but we just aren’t sure how. Believe us, we ache to give you “several orgazmov” with our “huge foreign body,” but we don’t know what you’re saying. Is it that you are “immersed in violent impulse of passion” and can’t think straight?

We know just how you feel. We have had several orgasmov today already, and we have not even gotten to chaotically put fingers in your anus.

· Laura Lion’s Blog (www.laura-lion.blogspot.com)
· Buy Laura Lion’s Movies (gamelink.com)

At first we thought a new hole was being drilled into Eurotart Sharka Blue, and we had to check our Gray's Anatomy. But then we realized the cover of this movie emphasized the process rather than the result.

Can you come up with a better title than "I <3 Sharka", something maybe as good as last time's winner Munsoned's efforts? Because it looks like something is on Sharka's mind that bears examination. Farewell and adieu.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· (See the Real Title) (gamelink.com)

Denise, who won AVN's 2002 Performer of the Year award, returned to the fold at the behest of Stormy Daniels, who directed her in a scene for Wicked's upcoming "Predator 2". (We don't know how they got away with that title, either; maybe Denise did the negotiating with Governor Schwarzenegger.)

"She really knows how to eat 'Puuss-sy,'" Daniels added.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Nikita Denise (nikitadenise.com)

Libor Spacek is a Czeck photographer and a licensed scuba instructor, so you can probably guess where this post is heading ... naked babes underwater! We've always been horrible swimmers, but for some reason we're enthralled by pictures of hot women floating through space in their aqua ballets. Spacek bring his studio techniques (he takes plain old art nude and fetish-flavored on dry land as well) under the waves, using custom-made lights and equipment to create some very unique portraits that go way beyond just some guy hanging out at the pool. The bodies hover in darkness and bubbles for a truly beautiful effect, leaving you wondering exactly how he does it. In fact, we'd love to see the technique in action—perhaps there's an opening on his crew for "deputy towel boy"?

· Libor Spacek photography (audio warning @ spacekphotos.com, via afuckaday)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Underwater Adventures, Todd Essick: Underwater Beauty, Underwater Perceptions, Scuba Sex, Aqua Visions, Women Underwater, Aquafan, Sex Underwater, Water Bondage

Czech artist Viktor Jung has the knack of making his pornstar subjects look even better than they do in real life—which is to say that their breasts are always just a little bit bigger and their hips just a touch curvier than their flesh-and-blood counterparts. Such idealization, of course, is characteristic of any halfway decent pinup artist; their work would be pretty dull indeed if their subjects ended up looking, well, real. But we especially like Viktor's work for providing us with something more than just something pretty to look at: given the way he portrays Jenna Jameson and the way she looks these days, we're grateful for the reminder of why we all became so smitten with her in the first place. Even if she never really looked that way to begin with.

· The Pin-Up Artwork of Viktor Jung (viktorjung.com, via Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Mark Wasyl's Drop Dead Sexy Pinups, Sexy Art by Mónica, Erotic Illustrations by Erica Glasier, Grafuck 2.0, Pinup Art by Gina King, Susan Heidi Pin-Up Art, The Pin-Up Files, Vintage Pinups by George Harrison-Marks

Ever wonder where to go to admire a fine collection of antique Japanese pissing sticks or a 19th century voyeuristic chamber pot? The answer of course, (like the answer to many questions concerning all things dirty and delightful) is Prague, home to the Sex Machines Museum. Aside from what you'd expect to find in such a place—you know, things like your standard German hand-operated vaginal drill press circa 1910—the Sex Machines Museum also exhibits a treasure trove of over 200 erotic curiosities on three floors, along with an art gallery, cinema, and other resources pertaining to the history of human sexuality. Guess we'll just have to make a trip ourselves to find out whether or not the museum shop sells reproductions of all those spooky looking chastity devices

· Sex Machines Museum (sexmachinesmuseum.com)
· "Czech It Out: Prague Sex Machine Museum (photos @ ahsoon.net, via Attu; incredibly annoying audio advertisement sound file warning)

Previously: Oasis Bordello Museum, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Fucking Love Machine, "Peeping, Probing, and Porn", Fetish Guide to Berlin, World's Sexiest Cities

Bow down before Tatana Kucharova, the new Miss World. The 18-year-old beauty from the Czech Republic received the crown this past weekend and will rule over Planet Earth for the next 12 months (although we assume she still has to report to Miss Universe.) We here at Fleshbot welcome our new master and are prepared to serve her loyally, in any way that she sees fit. We're kinda hoping to be assigned whip cream duty, but any position will do, as long as it's under the Great Leader. Or on top. We just do as we're told.

· Kucharova Wins Miss World 2006 Beauty Contest (fox28.com)
· Who's the Fairest of Them All? (tmz.com)
· Miss World Pageant Slideshow (yahoo.com)

Previously: Miss Universe 2006, Miss World Cup 2006, Miss France 2006: Alexandra Rosenfeld, Miss Nude Internet 2006, Natalie Glebova, Miss Universe 2005, Miss France Semi-Nude Scandal, Miss Universe's Wardrobe Malfunction