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Cup His Balls With Your Love

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:30:01 EST

It's really all any man wants: a simple life, a woman who wears a blue sweater, oral sex with ample ball-cupping. If James Taylor were slightly more gritty, he'd sing about things like this.

As much as we love the blowjob in this video (and we really do), the best part is just looking around this guy's house. The space heater, the houseplant, and the melted candle are all signs that this place is lived-in. And the sex doesn't feel planned for film; it's like this man was getting dome, and as he reached for his favorite mug of chai, he found the camera instead.

· Deep Throat Blowjob (xtube.com)

Read The Fine Print

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:30:01 EST

We totally love tattoos, but words that seem rebellious on your arm become downright goofy in the vicinity of your genitalia.

Penis proxy aside, this young man is right: "Conformity Is Insanity." So we decided not to conform to our usual, short, two to three minute amateur sex clip. Instead, we're giving you this eight minute escapade that shows the evolution from smooching, to foreplay, to intercourse (because that's what the Man doesn't want you to see).

· Fucking XXXTina (xtube.com)

A Birthday Present? You Shouldn't Have (We're So Glad You Did)

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

What did you get us? Sex? Awesome! That's what we've always wanted.

You mean we get oral sex and intercourse? And is that a camera? We get to film this?! Oh my God. Best Birthday ever.

· Birthday fuck (xtube.com)

Dinner And A Movie... And A Sloppy Blowjob

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Actually, we're not that hungry, and movie theaters freak us out. Let's just skip to the sloppy blowjob part. Yeah, that'll get this triple-date going.

See, back in the day all this wife swapping stuff was classy. The hippies had just given up free love, and the young bourgeoisie decided to make fun of the peaceniks by fucking everything in sight. Say what you will about the Reagan years, but at least someone was having a good time.

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Now At Your Local Starbucks!

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

Next time you're out getting some coffee, ask for your venti vanilla latte with protein, and get it "barista style." Trust us.

Recent studies have shown that caffeine is good for semen! Allegedly, coffee improves overall male fertility by stimulating the spermatozoa, making them swim faster. We're not sure if putting the jizz directly in the coffee with sugar has the same effect. We'll find out, though. For science.

· Cafe con semen, coffee with Sperm (xtube.com)

Blown To Smithereens

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

There's really nothing more to say about this video. It's one of the most epic blowjobs ever.

Also, it's in slow motion. Also, she really gets into touching herself. Trust us. It's worth watching.

· Nice Slow Mo BJ (xtube.com)

We Thought We Heard You Coming

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Shh! No talking! Words will not do for this blowjob.

Some people enjoy screams, some like whispers, but this girl just wants silence. Let the penis speak for itself? Why not? If this is what she gives for a minute of quietude, we'd be down for a lifetime vow of silence.

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A Little Humping For Your Humpday

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Wednesday is the cruelest day...didn't Robert Frost say something like that? In an attempt to make your Wednesday a little more kind, we've found an adorable girl who wants nothing more than to play with a cock for your enjoyment.

When she gets it to explode all over her beautiful breasts, and rubs the cum right around, why, we think you'll find your Wednesday blues just melting away (we know it did a little something to make our week feel a whole lot brighter!).

· Titty Fuck (xtube.com)

Girl, The Things You Do To Us

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:30:01 EDT

While it's true that there's no shortage of beautiful girls in porn, we'd offer that there isn't exactly a surplus of women sporting a fresh faced, natural look—the kind exemplified by the girl in this video.

And maybe that's why we're so taken with her, why her writhing body and naughty whispers have gotten us all hot and bothered (and not just us, we might add).

Or maybe it's just that she's got all the right parts, and knows how to use them. Either way, we definitely see a future for this girl (in dirty videos, that is).

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It's A Fun Way To Get Protein

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:15:00 EDT

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A Field Of Pearls

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:15:00 EST

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Women At Work: Top Ten Girl-Induced Orgasm Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

We all know that porn sex isn't exactly like real life sex—in many cases, what we see on screen bears very little resemblance to what goes on in the bedroom (like have you tried to do reverse cowgirl for real? It kinda sucks.). And there's one area where this is particularly egregious: why is it that just about every man in porn reaches orgasm... with his own hand? Not only is it not realistic—it denies the ladies of porn the privilege of showcasing their talents to the fullest extent. Well, we're taking a stand against this practice: in protest, we've rounded up ten hot videos of girls finishing off their partners the way nature intended. Er, sort of.

Ebony Beauty fucked by an older guy (redtube.com)

Nina Mercedez - Perfect Kiss (redtube.com)

Blond bitch in overknees fucked (redtube.com)

Stunning czech starlett Veronica fucked nice 'n slow (pornhub.com)

Rack 'em Up (pornhub.com)

Fucking the piano teacher (pornhub.com)

Nika and Vanessa super sexy gangbang (pornhub.com)

Brunette Showing her skillz (redtube.com)

Brunette Beauty Fucked like crazy (redtube.com)

Mya gets licked (youporn.com)

Messy In A Fun Way

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:15:00 EST

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Here In Heaven

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:30:29 EDT

Everyone has their own vision of heaven—provided you believe in that sort of thing (we're undecided). Even the nonbelievers among us have visions of hot blondes, however— and we're pretty sure there are more than a few of you out there who think heaven is a place where those dreams of hot blondes can finally come true. And, hey, if this clip is to be believed, you're not too far from the truth. Now let's just hope the only qualification for to getting into heaven really is just abstaining from murdering the ladies. Cause if that's the case, well, heaven here we come!

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· Fucked By an Angel (RedTube)

P-U-S-S-Y Spells Threesome

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:20:00 EDT

We're not very good at the game Scrabble, because you can't use words from the several extinct Amazonian languages that we are fluent in. (Plus, you can't use spell check.) There are alternate rules, however, that can make the game a little more spicy. We recommend relaxing the definition of what is and isn't "vulgar usage," because once you and your playing partners can agree on what turns a dull game into a good sport, the rest falls into place.

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· "scrabble threesome" (RedTube)

Flesh Flicks: Natural Wonders Of The World

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:15:50 EDT

Have you ever been camping in Yellowstone National Park? As you may be aware, the place is filled with powerful geysers that shoot amazing amounts of steam and water high into the air. It really is a spectacular sight to behold, as this video footage of an actual eruption shows. You have to be patient while you wait for the natural fountain to release her contents into the open, but in the meantime there is plenty more panoramic scenery to enjoy. And when that spectacular gusher goes off though, you'll understand why it was worth the wait. (Note: You might want to grab towel before you hit play. Mother Nature can get awfully messy sometimes.)

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· "mega squirt at camping site" (RedTube)

Flesh Flicks: Split Decision

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:07:42 EDT

Ballerinas tend to be rail thin, light as a feather, and extremely dainty—all the better to hurl them violently through the air across the stage. We, on the other hand, prefer our dancers with a little more heft ... particularly in the upper front torso region. Oh, we still like it when they're bendy and athletic and are capable of balancing in awkward positions for long stretches of time. But we also like to have something soft to hold on to. That probably explains why we're not very good patrons of the fine arts.

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· "ballerina" (Megarotic)

Flesh Flicks: System Maintenance

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Hanging out in your stepmom's bedroom just hoping to get a glimpse of her tits is generally not a good idea, but in the porn world—and that's the beauty of the porn world—it never fails. After all, we've had plenty of things that we wanted to "get out our system," but have yet to find someone so willing to oblige. Getting stuff out your system is pretty much the only reason this site exists, of course, so we do sympathize with this situation. If you have something you want to get out of your system, maybe this will help.

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· "stepmom handjob" (Megarotic)

Flesh Flicks: Let's Go Boating!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Is it just us or do you not see people use speedboats as much these days? Everyone is into sailing or yachting or canoeing and outside of the professional water skiing circuit, those big honking outboard motors just aren't as fun or fashionable anymore. Plus, with today's gas prices what they are it must cost like $1,000 an hour to operate one. Those kinds of prices are only within the reach of porn producers, who can afford to combine the high-speed thrills of a convertible car with the dangerous possibility of accidental drowning. Hey, inflatable life vests can be sexy too!

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· "sushine and fucking" (Megarotic)

Flesh Flicks: Let Your Garden Grow

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:20:04 EDT

When it comes to backyard landscaping we've never had much of a green thumb—we're more like all thumbs, and even we don't where those thumbs have been. Which is a shame, because nothing brings in the hot chicks quite like some sweet topiary work—a nice bush in the shape of a horse or maybe a giraffe never fails to drive the ladies wild. We definitely need to get some new pruning shears before our next big date.

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· "fucked in the garden" (RedTube)