We know, we know—the initial shock can be pretty hard to take. Shane Diesel? Beer can dick Shane Diesel? (Yes, the very same.)

But the good news is that once you start to get used to the idea, well, we think you'll find that there's an upside. After all, it's your wife that the Shane Diesel has chosen to fuck; so that's something right there. And from what we hear, he's pretty generous about letting people watch...so why not sit back and just enjoy the show?

· Buy "Shane Diesel's Cuckold Stories" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: From Now On, Shane Diesel & His Well Hung Friends Will Be Fucking Your Girl

Free your mind with Jefferson after the jump.

Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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I Want To Tie Him Down

I've been fantasizing about it for a while now, tying him down. It's the way he arches so sharply when I take his cock in my mouth and the way he bucks like a man possessed when I'm on top. Sometimes when I straddle his hips, I hold him down with my hands and hook the tops of my feet between his thighs for stability, but his limbs are so long and my hands are so small and my center of gravity is so weak that I'm only buying time. I want him bound. And then he can buck all he likes—I'll be in the position to decide when he comes, and how he comes, and I'd like that.

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Phew!

The three of us girls had a lot in common. We are all similar ages and sexual orientation. We all love fucking boys, but girls are fun in a different way. We've all had a little experience with threesomes and sex alone with a woman but not all that much. Most importantly we all shared a common fantasy for a girly threesome!

For two hours we hardly came up for air, it was non-stop, better than porn girl on girl on girl sex play. While in the bathroom I text Fan:

Girl threesome, bet you wish you were here!

It was 3:30am.

I can be there in ten.

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My Wife Helen and Rich

One afternoon she comes home from work and says her best friend there asked if we could take in her nephew as a lodger for a few weeks, as he is coming to town to work and she knew we had spare bedrooms.

I was not that keen but said okay, for a couple of weeks.

The guy arrives and he is twenty two, with a great athletic body, looking to play pro soccer. Helen mothered him for a few days showing him the town. He was very polite and well behaved but I noticed his eyes followed my wife as she moved round the house.

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Strap-On Pleasure

We arrive at your hotel.

The ride there had been filled with much playing. You had slid my toy out of my bag and began rubbing me with it whilst I reclined against your chest, my legs spread wide behind the drivers seat. Your vantage point behind me allowed you to watch my toy sliding in and out until my thighs were soaked with anticipation.

You lead me to the elevators and on the ride up to your room I make you take my dildo and lick the cum off of it.

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The First Time: Double Penetration
In my mind, I had already pictured how this would go: Our regular foreplay would transition into using Evan to fuck her and, after being coaxed a bit, she would concede to let me fuck her ass while Evan continued to occupy her pussy.

The actual event was something different than I ever would have expected, even in my most debauched imaginings.

This particular Saturday had already been different than any other. My usually shy and reserved wife had purposefully stripped naked in front of an open window, giving our neighbor full view of her bare body.

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Friday Fantasy, Part 9: Ecuadorian Equinox

And with that the young explorer went down to his knees and undid Allen's belt and fly and lowered Allen's loose cargo pants to his ankles. Allen's cock was flaccid, but the young explorer used his tongue lick the underside of the helmet into his mouth. Allen leaned up against the tent pole, closed his eyes and sighed. The young explorer brought his hand up to fondle Allen's balls while he continued to lick and suck on the now hardening Allen's cock. He began a rhythm with his time tested and proven blow job. He was proud of how he had developed it; it never failed to produce results.

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See also: Sugasm #106: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Sex Blog Roundup Archive

"No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain," go the lyrics of that immortal bard Prince (formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince). Even if you want to argue with the diminutive enpurpled one's choice in clothing (assless yellow lace pants, anyone?), you have to admit he knows a thing or two about chicks. We here at Fleshbot like to kowtow to the almighty phallus as much as the next polymorphously perverse person, we also have to hand it to the va-jay-jay, and not just because we're politically correct. In today's compendium of the best sex writing on the web, you'll find a fistful of flavors of pussy control; from preggers sex to cuckoldry to double penetration, you'll find something to make you stand up and say, "Yes, Ma'am!"

Get all worshipful with the goddess who is Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Wood that Wood

I tossed and turned for ages, before venturing out. As I entered the lounge, there was Rups with his pants down, bent over a perky penis attached to a body lying across the recliner with a jumper over his head. A lady turned to look at me, and said "I've never seen anything like this." She took another look at me and said "I don't meant to be rude, but are you pregnant?". I said yes, and she again shook her head saying how odd . I again bemused as I have seen so little live boy on boy contact and have always been wanting to see my partner with someone else.

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The Pussy Slayer

My pussy was in delight as well, shaking and quivering around him, clasping his cock tightly in it's depths the same way I was clasping him tightly to me. It wasn't until he moved to switch to another of my favorite positions that I felt a sharp searing pain shoot through my pussy. I ignored it however, immediately recognizing that the pleasure far made up for whatever the pain was. He fucked me raw and hard, lancing me with his cock until I was a seething mass of nothing. After two more shaky orgasms, I finally had to beg for a respite. My pussy was throbbing with fire, thoroughly fucked and slayed.

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Dee's First Time on a Lover's Own Bed

Dee's been making love with Mike regularly since December of 2003 and when she made him cum for the very first time - in her mouth while Don was fucking her doggie style - I knew he was going to be a "keeper." As the evening passed Mike and Dee made love twice, and there was something obviously special happening between them, especially in those moments when Dee brought him to climax inside her pussy each time. They connected emotionally as they joined together physically that first time and even in just witnessing it I was floating as high off the floor (or bed) as they were.

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Much Anticipated DP Story

Alrighty then, any further business we need to clear up? No? Then on to the DP. If you haven't noticed I really fantasize about DP. There is something just absolutely hot about having 2 guys in you at once. Tom and I have done it in the past, but it's been quite some time. And just because you try doesn't mean it's always successful. When we were at the house party the thought occurred to us, but because of some lingering issues we decided not to engage in any ass play that night. HOWEVER - I was more than ready this time.

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Are Prodommes Really Dominant?

But I know that when I grab a man by the handcuffs and slam him up against the wall, the startled grunt of air he gives is like the sweetest of moans. When I grab him by the throat with one leathergloved hand and punch his chest with the other, the look of surprise curdling to she's-honestly-hurting-me panic, something curls in my abdomen like lust hatching messy and raw. When I throw him into the chair and plant the undomly rubber sole of my Doc Martens in his balls, he screams — and I drink it in.

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Thumbnail star: Vida "Kitty Kat" Guerra

See also: Sugasm #81: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

· Oh, Britney Spears ... we can never forget about you. Seriously, why can't we ever forget about you? (hollywoodtuna.com)

· An unidentified "adult toy" shut down a New Zealand post office last week by causing a bomb scare. They can call in bomb threats now? (kget.com, via reginalynn.com)

· Read the heartwarming story of University of Texas-El Paso students who found their way into Playboy's Girls of Conference USA issue. See, that college degree will pay for itself. (newspapertree.com)

· The folks at Found Magazine want your dirty Polaroids. Ideally they should be of other people, but we're sure if you take some of yourself and send them in they're not going to know the difference. (LAist)

· The very lovely Savanna Samson isn't just an eminent vintner; she's apparently a huge opera fan as well. The lady has class! (xfanz.com)

· According to the experts at BuzzFeed, cuckolding is the new black. Or maybe it's the new . We get confused about things like this sometime. (buzzfeed.com)

· While officials in Brighton, Michigan, decide what to do with a bothersome nude statue, some helpful citizen decided on his own to just knock it over. Problem solved! (clickondetroit.com)

· Elsewhere in the midwest, Ohio politics heats up over a controversial new strip club bill. It's not kind of bill you stick in a g-string; we checked. (cleveland.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives