<![CDATA[Fleshbot: crystalgunns]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: crystalgunns]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/crystalgunns http://fleshbot.com/tag/crystalgunns <![CDATA[Lunch Lady Revealed To Have Porn Past [Hysteria]]]> When we were in school, we never fantasized about our lunch lady—but then again, our lunch lady was an old, cranky, and not particularly nice woman; and she definitely wasn't a former pornstar. If she was—well, we would have enjoyed that Salisbury steak a whole lot more, that's for sure. For some reason, though, other people don't seem to see it that way. Instead of rejoicing over the fact that Louisa Tuck, a cafeteria aide at D'Ippolito Elementary School, worked for years as Crystal Gunns, parents are actually protesting. Insane! We've pulled a clip from Crystal's porn days, just to give you an idea of her talents. Take a look after the jump—we think you'll agree that this hysteria is just madness.


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· Vineland school aide in adult films (thedailyjournal.com, via nerve.com)
· Crystal Gunns in School Uniform 1 (megaporn.com)

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