Vandella and Lexington Steele have been working together a lot lately, and it is apparent why.

Steele is a lucky bastard, that's why.

Steele has a good job, and told us that, even when he feels less engaged, fucking anyone he wants is better than working construction. Still, he clearly enjoys Sarah Vandella in this scene from "Lex Steele XXX 11."

Steele grabs handfuls of the alabaster Vandella, even taking off bling so that he doesn't injure her unnecessarily. And Vandella appreciates it.

We include some blurry shots of their scene because Vandella moved like a jackrabbit. It was like trying to capture the wind.

· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
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· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
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· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
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· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
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· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
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· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
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· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
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With a bra size of 28H, Francoise's cup-to-band size ratio has us dizzy with excitement (to give you some perspective: the bountiful bosom of September Carrino is but a 28F). And it seems we're not the only ones who feel this way: the Brits are currently going gaga for Francoise, who was recently unveiled as the face of the new online magazine, #5.

We're hoping to see a little some a lot more of Francoise in the coming months... and maybe in a little lot less clothing, too? (We could probably die happy after just one glimpse of what lies beneath her bra.

· Big Boob Wednesday: Francoise Boufhal (xfanz.com)
· Rio's girl hits the target (thesun.co.uk)

But then we actually take a look at the pool of fresh young talent, and realize that we're being, well, silly. Case in point: Amia Moretti (sometimes known as Amea Moretti)—who we first spied in "Barely Legal 93"—may still be in the first fresh months of her porn career, but we have a feeling she'll be going places (and fast!).

But hey, you don't have to take our word for it: you can browse through a selection of her work and decide for yourself. (And a few years from now, when we're all talking about how we couldn't imagine life without Amia, well, just remember we told you so).

· Amia Moretti (adultdvdtalk.com)
· Girl Next Door in Porn: Amia Moretii (yourdirtymind.com)
· Video: Amia Gets A Massage: part 1 and 2 (xogogo.com)

We've assembled a few of our favorite YouTube clips of lovely Hitomi, and we'll be on the lookout for some of her recent hardcore work. As you can see, Hitomi is beautiful, Asian, and very, very busty—just the kind of girl we like!—so we're looking forward to learning a whole lot more about her... and we have a feeling you'll enjoy our learning process as well.

· Hitomi Tanaka Massive Boob Sexy Hot (youtube.com)

· Hitomi Tanaka (youtube.com)

You might think being a porn star with a massively adoring fan base would be all glitz and glamour and free trips to Paris, but the truth is that it can also be filled with less pleasant perks like creepy stalkers and shoulder stink and finding out that your house burned down while you were attending a porn convention out of town. After the jump, cuddle up with Fleshbot Crush Object™ Dana DeArmond while the simple act of checking her MySpace messages becomes a perilous journey full of dodgy producers who want to see more "revealing photos" (as if her existing resumé wasn't informative enough), too many exclamation points, and a next door neighbor who keeps stealing her wireless access. We might get a little stalkerish ourselves sometimes where Dana is concerned, but at least we know the difference between "can" and "may".

· Dana Mailbag Part 1 (YouTube; see previous installment here)
· Dana DeArmond on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Dana DeArmond's Adult DVD Store (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Dana DeArmond's Decorative Taint, Catching Up WIth Dana DeArmond, Dana DeArmond And the Curse Of The Fleshbot Video Interview, Dana DeArmond Needs A Hug (And A Place To Live), DVD Review: "Girls Lie", Preview: "Dana DeArmond Does The Internet"

Many of you think that Fleshbot is written by one pansexual uberbeing, when in fact "Fleshbot Crush Object"™ is a purely subjective term available to the first editor who drools over his or her personal object of obsession affection and hits "Publish."

You will be thrilled as a baby owl, then, to hear that there are so many Fleshbot Crush Objects™ in Joanna Angel's "Cum on My Tattoo 3" that each individually-polled FB editor was unable to form words to express her/his joy. For example, here's Bella Vendetta, a favorite of (x), being ushered into the B/G realm by none other than Brian Surewood, a favorite of (y). There's Lorelei Lee, a favorite of (n), and of course Joanna Angel herself, a favorite of Jesus.

"Cum on My Tattoo 3" is not available yet, but the trailer is. - GP

· "Cum on My Tattoo 3" Trailer (burningmerch.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Aussie hottie Kitty Toxin is a self-described "mad scientist" whose interests include biomedical science, anatomical charts, playing with her two pet rats and assorted spiders, and lounging around in a bathtub while reading books about Dr. Who —all of which would instantly earn her instant Fleshbot Crush Object™ status on their own (especially the Dr. Who part.) But Kitty isn't one of those gorgeous geeks into barren theorizing: she's also an accomplished painter and fetish pinup model, and we can't think of anyone else we've seen online lately who can make a rhytidectomy look so damn sexy; if she didn't live clear on the other side of the planet from us, we'd be booking an appointment on her operating table in no time.

· Kitty Toxin @ DeviantArt (gallery @ deviantart.com; registration required to view some material - via Fluffy Lychees)

Previously: Babes With Books, Fetish/Fashion by Tani Atsushi, Gips Dreams, O.R.R. Belgium: Medical Fetish Video, Flesh Flicks: Amateur Nursing School, Geek Fantasies, Sexy Restaurant "Nurses", Romain Slocombe: Japan Medical Fetish