We can't help but to be entranced by breasts outfitted in sexy lingerie, dirty thoughts whispered directly into our ears or the sensuous moans of a woman enjoying her favorite toys. Read these tales by some of this week's most girl-crazy sex-blog authors to see women enjoying their sexuality to the fullest.

Women are icky, you say? Never fear; there's a piece featuring boy-boy lurve as well.

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I straddled him womanfully and swiftly sheathed him. His rampant cock pulsated and glowed like a radioactive salami. I'd never wanted him more. My flaps were all a-quiver with excitement and awash with ladyjuice.

Inch by aching inch I lowered myself onto his novelty condomed cock and lost myself in glorious sensation, the rich red scent of lust, the smooth caress of the cries of pleasure, the purple pulse of passion, a wonderful blurring of the self in sensual synesthesia.

—Barbed Wire Boudoir

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Juicy...

I manage to stand quietly until the sound of his hand sliding the length of his shaft, mixed with the juice from the head of his cock all but brings me to my knees...

My nipples harden and I feel my face flush. Instinctively my mouth waters and I must have whimpered. He turns his head, looking through one chunk of hair filtering his violet/indigo glance and instantly I'm done.

—Ambient Storm

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Doctor's Visit

His cock felt wonderful, so hot and hard. I could feel the tendrils of pubic hair as my fist went down his length and the dribble of precum as I moved back up him again. I licked my lips and began jerking his cock in time with the way he stroked mine. "Tighter," he said. I obliged, tightening my grip on his manhood. He groaned in appreciation and I squeezed even more, so tight that it was difficult to stroke him completely. He helped by pumping his cock into my fist.

—Prurient Interests

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Not Enough #12

She was allowed to pull her head back slightly, leaving her little pink tongue protruding from between her lips. "Alice, Fuck the slit of his cock with your tongue, and clean him inside as well as outside" was the next command, and Debra strove to comply, rolling up the sides of her tongue to make it as narrow as possible, trying to cram the tip inside the head of my cock.

—Swordfish Suite

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Kick-Ass Girl Date

Kissing began IMMEDIATELY. It is so awesome kissing a woman. Soft lips and soft skin are so wonderful. It is just such an amazing thing to touch a woman – and it has been WAY too long since I had. My hand slipped down to unbutton her blouse so I could get a good look at the beautiful breasts waiting for me beneath her pretty bra.

—Life As A Southern MILF

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multiples

When she saw the pink storage bag, her eyes got wide and she said, "Oh, no. No no no."

I pulled the dildo from the bag and said, "Oh yes, little one," as I climbed onto the bed beside her. I slowly slid the dildo into her pussy, smiling as she gasped from the intrusion. I worked the dildo in and out of her pussy while she held the Hitachi against her clit until she was begging for permission to come.

—Lair of the Dragon Mage

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· See also: Sugasm #174 (sugasm.com)
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The movie is "First Time on Film," featuring five beautiful Argentine women (can you say "Argentina"?) with Senora Pitt on the cover. Their partners wear condoms and the women are very practiced, so whether or not they are hookers who have just now happened to find their way to movies is secondary to the fact that each of them is hot and there are subtitles for the "loco sexo anal" that is about to happen.

Set against a glowing blue background that looks like the Buenos Aires office of Wicked Pictures, "First Time on Film" is a fun Spanish lesson of the Ass, and closer to free than anything that happened with Denise Richards.

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Cause it doesn't look like any kind of sex that we've ever had, or even seen in porn (and trust us, we've seen a lot of weird stuff in porn).

· Sexxxxxxxxxx On The Beach (animalnewyork.com)

After all the pigs and dancing condoms, we'd almost forgotten that the whole point of buying condoms is so you can have good, worry-free sex. Thank you, Lifestyles, for not being afraid to put the sexy back in safer sex. Man, it's like we're living in Europe or something.

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· Dr. Thomas Stuttaford and Suzi Godson (timesonline.co.uk)

My new girlfriend has disconcerting sexual practices such as rubbing her clitoris during sex and not allowing me to caress her breasts. Is it me or her?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I think I have a spanking fetish. I say I think I do, because I never tried it. But I want to. I think my partner would be up for it, but I have yet to ask her. I thought I'd ask you first. What are your thoughts about spanking?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

My question is on Dom/sub slave etiquette. Assuming things with this new woman work out, at what point should I break up with my sub? Should I tell her about the other woman? Should I tell her in advance we are ending ("Your next visit will be our last") or should I just ask her to come over and break up then ("We both knew this was only going to last so long")? Do I help her find a new Dom? This isn't a regular breakup, so I'm not really sure how to do it. My sub loves to serve, so would it be cheating on my next girlfriend if I let her keep doing domestic tasks for me, but nothing sexual? Should I tell my next girlfriend that I had a sex slave for a while?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

How do you talk dirty? What do you as women like to hear that gets you all hot and bothered?

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· Open Up: The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

I've seen reports from guys who have gotten full ejaculatory orgasms from anal sex, without any oral or manual stimulation of the penis ... I've come pretty close, even getting a very milky pre-cum, but didn't quite make it to the Big O ... Any comments or advice?

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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)

I get these really nasty headaches every time I ejaculate. It doesn't matter if I'm having sex or just masturbating. Please help me.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

Can someone please tell me what's so hot about having sex in the shower? ... it's actually a big pain in the ass, with little payoff.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

My boyfriend of six months insists on wearing [condoms.] I was under the impression that once we were exclusive and both got tested, we wouldn't use them anymore. I've been tested, but he somehow 'hasn't gotten around to it.' ... Is he just lazy or what? I just want to make sure I'm not missing the obvious.

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am a 22-year-old gay man. The other day, while reading the labelling on a condom, I read the words for "vaginal use only." Being gay, I researched this only to find on the Canada Health website that condoms are only subject to inspection if a complaint is made. I couldn't find anything about if they should be tested for anal sex.

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There were four parts to my kit: a Babeland massage candle (to get things warmed up nice and naturally), a bottle of Emerita OH Warming Lubricant (to keep the heat going), Mamba condoms (to keep you from getting, uh ... you know), and, best of all, a Laya Spot vibrator (for when you need a little extra kick). All products in the kit (with the obvious exception of the Laya Spot) are all-natural, with no animal testing or animal-derived ingredients.

I started off my evening with the massage candle, lighting it with the Babeland-branded matches that came with the kit. (A nice touch, I must say.) As the scented soy wax heats up and melts, it transforms into a warm massage oil. Though the oil felt nice at first, it quickly became sticky, leaving a less than sexy residue on my skin.

Next I checked out the lube. As a girl with a bit of experience in the fine arts of handjobbery and butt fuckery, I consider myself something of a lube snob: too often, artificial lubes are too thin, dry out too fast, or just taste really bad (an important consideration if you happen to switch to some oral action after you've lubed up your partner's privates). Surprisingly, Emerita was none of these things. It had a pleasing thickness, lasted quite a while, and tasted pretty good (at least by lube standards). Though I was hesitant about the advertised warming action—apparently generated by cinnamon bark—it turned out to be surprisingly pleasant, if a bit shortlived. During sex, the warming action fizzled out pretty quickly; though it was certainly nice while it lasted. [Note: Though my Eco-Sexy kit came with the OH lube, Babeland's website advertises the kit as coming with Emerita Natural Lubricant, so you might end up with a slightly different configuration.]

As for the Mamba condoms, it's nice to know that the non-profit that produces them is "15 times more stringent" about their testing than any other condom company in the world, they were, well, condoms. The latex was non-irritating, they didn't break, and really, that's all there is to say about them.

Finally, the clear crown jewel of the kit: the Laya Spot vibe. Small yet sensuous, the Laya Spot conforms to your curves while fitting into the palm of your hand. The easily accessible controls, which fall right under your fingers when your hand rests on the vibe, allow you to guide your body through six levels of vibration, as well as three distinct pulse patterns. For something so small, the Laya Spot rocks quite hard—I had no idea two AAA batteries could produce so much power.

A note to the phthalatephobic: the Laya Spot is made of elastomer, a soft, hypoallergenic material that's phthalate-free, and an excellent alternative to jelly rubber. However, it's important to remember that elastomer is slightly porous and cannot be disinfected so, nice as this toy is, it shouldn't be shared with any friends (no matter what they told you in kindergarten about sharing.) The Laya Spot is waterproof and can be cleaned with soap and water.

Overall, I was pleased with the kit. The products are high quality and complement each other nicely. Whether you're looking to spice up your next Earth Day or just make your love life a bit more organic, the Eco-Sexy kit is a great way to green your bedroom.

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