Condom makers are notorious for pushing the boundaries of good taste and propriety when it comes to advertising their products, but then again, they only make money when people fuck a lot, so they sort of have no choice. Of course, us silly Americans wouldn't know anything about that since 90% of their commercials (or the good ones, anyway) never make it to our airwaves. We have to rely on viral videos to filter into our inbox years later and only then can we appreciate what it's like to live in a country that isn't afraid of non-babymaking sex. Pointing you towards a few of them is also our way of reminding you to be responsible out there, because we can't always protect you when you leave teh internets—though we will always be ready to pull you back to our warm, safe bosom when you need us.

· Best Condom Ads (yuxt.com)

Previously: Trojan Tales, We Love New York (Condoms), The Pants Whisperer: Penis-Based Marketing, Miss Magnum: Lick It Up!

· It's enough that Pirelli totally blows all the pinup calendars from the good ol' US of A out of the water—do they have to go rubbing our noses in it by being featured in a retrospective at the Berlinische Gallery in Germany as well? A few select photos are online, but for the dozens of previously unreleased shots from the 32 year history of the calendar, you'll have to go to Berlin. (stern.de, via Sexblo.gs)

· Speaking of calendars, some flight attendants looking to bring attention to the problems in the airline industry decided to employ the most potent PR method available: twelve months of posing in their underwear. Hey, it works every time. (stewsstripped.com, via NY Times)

· Despite so-so reviews, we might have to give some more consideration to the 2005 indie film/cautionary porn tale "I Am A Sex Addict" after learning that it's also the mainstream acting debut for semi-retired adult star Rebecca Lord—"semi" since her role happens to involve giving an on-screen blowjob to the leading man. (imdb.com + avn.com)

· If you're in New York City tonight, head down to Happy Valley for the official premiere of "Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle". According to the alt-mistress herself, the "sex is really dirty" but the movie is really a "cute chick flick" with funny, political satire and a beautifully unique cast. Joanna ... you had us "really dirty sex." (avn.com)

· Pregnant women (and their fans!) should be thrilled about Agent Provocateur's new maternity and postnatal lingerie collection: yet another reason to not let the baby slow down your sex life, though expectant mothers should probably still hold off on the bull riding. Just to be safe. (agentprovocateur.com via vogue.co.uk + youtube.com)

· Dermatologists discover that certain websites featuring clinical photos of genitalia are being used for purposes that are less than scientific. If these folks are so curious about human anatomy, they might be interested to know that there are a few other places on the Internet where they find similar, uh ... research material. (abcnews.go.com)

· Finally, someone admits what the rest of us have known for years: nerds make the best lovers. They do their homework and won't take you for granted. Plus, the breakfast conversations are always fascinating and informative. (gleemagazine.com)