Fleshbot: cleavage

Christina Hendricks: Cleavage Wrangler

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

How does Christina Hendricks keep all that breast under control? Observe, as the photos retell the timeless battle of Woman vs. Unmanageable Boobs.

In theory, it seems like we should have something better to do than ogle the tops of her breasts, but we really don't. And we can't help but theorize about how they might try to escape. Over the dress seems impossible, and they're too buxom to make it past the armpits, but there has to be a way... All they need is a plan and a great boob leader to show them the path.

· More photos at Christina Hendricks Busts Out the Cleavage (egotastic.com)

Katy Perry Too Distracted By Her Boobs To Appreciate Award

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Actually, we think that headline was supposed to say that we're too distracted by Katy Perry's boobs to appreciate her award statuette (or even figure out what it is). But, uh, we're not sure...we're having serious trouble focusing.

For some reason, all we can think about is soft, round pillowy boobs...preferably attached to Katy Perry. And we've got no idea why...

· Katy Perry (egotastic.com)

Alexandra Kamp's Bountiful Bosom Bursts Forth With A Cornucopia Of Goodness

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

A bountiful bosom like Alexandra Kamp's cannot be contained by an outfit made by mere mortals. It defies the bounds of cloth bursting forth and sharing its nippley goodness with all. We're eternally grateful someone was there to photograph it.

· Alexandra Kamp Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Blake Lively Gives Us Something To Gossip About

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

Specifically, her cleavage, which was in full force at the premiere of "The Private Lives of Pippa Lee." But hey: a sexy movie deserves to be celebrated with a sexy outfit, right? (egotastic.com)

Rihanna Can't Keep Her Clothes On (On Her Album Covers)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Apparently Rihanna has learned a very important lesson: sex sells. Especially when you're trying to sell an album. And especially when the "sex" in question is a half-naked picture of the very fetching artist who created the album.

We're not sure what's gotten in to Rihanna, but we think we like it. (Though what can we say? We like girls taking off their clothes. We're pretty easy like that.)

· Rihanna Is Half Naked in 'Wait Your Turn' Single Cover (celebrity-mania.com)

Fisting: You're Doing It Wrong

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

Uh, we're not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything, but, uh... wow. That is not what we meant. Good hustle, though!

There's something about hot chicks... They can just do whatever they want and it turns us on. Case in point: Hot Chicks with Fists in their Mouths. Even if you don't like fisting, you'll like this site.

But if you strongly object to fisting, you can try one of their sister sites:
Hot Chicks with Hot Dogs in their Mouths for more traditional phallocentric symbolism,
Hot Chicks Plunging Their Toilets for those of you with a thing for plumbers,
Hot Chicks with Dogs with Boners for those of you living vicariously through animals,
Hot Chicks Smiling at Ground Zero for your national tragedy fetish,
and of course, we can't forget about Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit.

Wow.

· Photo via, you guessed it: Hot Chicks with their Fists in their Mouths (hotchickswithfistsintheirmouths.com)

Hayden Panettiere's Delicious Tease

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Hayden Panettiere knows how to get our attention: kissing girls, flashing sideboob, and generally teasing her way through fashion magazines and gossip rags.

Has she given in to our rampant pleas for nudity? No...but with photos like these, we're not sure we care.

(Okay, we still care, and we would love to see Hayden au natural, but this cleavage is still pretty tasty. As is that, uh, simulated masturbation shot? Elle is way racier than we ever knew!)

· Hayden Panettiere Is Spread In Elle (hollywoodtuna.com)

Marisa Miller Salutes The Troops

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

If this is the kind of view Marisa Miller gives America's hardworking soldiers, well, signing up for the service doesn't seem so bad. (Assuming we can get posted to like, Berlin or Paris or something, anyway.) (egotastic.com)

Natalie Imbruglia, (Topless) Bikini Babe

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Unlikely naked celebrity Natalie Imbruglia continues to shock and awe: while on vacation in Morocco, Ms. Imbruglia whiled away the hours sunbathing topless. Man, you think you know a person...and then suddenly they're spending all their time naked.

Though, all things considered, we'd much rather that than the opposite shift (yes, Keeley Hazell, we are looking straight at you).

· Natalie Imbruglia Topless Bikini Pictures Need to be More Topless (egotastic.com)

January Jones And The Cleavage Believe-age

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Did someone retouch January Jones' cleavage? Can we touch them? Please?

By now, you've probably seen the breathtaking photo spread of January Jones in November's GQ Magazine. Supposedly, quite a few people have been murmuring about the cover photo (seen above), and whether or not GQ enhanced Ms. Jones' breasts to make them look bigger. GQ released a quick rebuttal last Thursday saying the accusations are false. Still, some folks continue to sip the hater-ade.

Anyhow, altered or not, you should enjoy the following photos.

· Photos via GQ.com. (gq.com)

Ashley Greene: Now With Bonus Cleavage!

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Celebrity scandals may come and go, but it's nice to know one thing is certain: Ashley Greene is hot and willing to pose in the semi-nude.

So while we can't forget about the skintastic photos that still grace our dreams, we'll put those days behind us and enjoy the latest offering from Men's Fitness.

Men's Fitness (mensfitness.com)
Men's Fitness (mensfitness.com)
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Men's Fitness (mensfitness.com)

Meghan McCain's Breasts Unleash Conservative Hysteria

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Say what you will about Meghan McCain's politics...or her dad's politics...or her column on the Daily Beast—all we know is that the girl is one hell of a looker.

And unlike those on Twitter who felt that this picture was reason to lambast Ms. McCain a "slut," we think the picture was perfectly appropriate. Heck, we'd think it was inappropriate if Meghan didn't choose to rock the cleavage from time to time (especially when she's at home relaxing).

Meghan, we may not agree with you all the time—but we're totally willing to defend to the death your right to wear flattering outfits that show off your figure. That's just the kind of patriots we are.

· Meghan McCain's TwitPic (twitpic.com)

Leave It To Cleavage: Katherine Heigl

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

What's so great about Katherine Heigl? These oldy-but-goodie photos reveal at least two things. (boobieblog.com)

Too Hot For The UK! UlsterTrader's Boobtastic Ad

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We admit, we don't know what a nice pair of boobs has to do with buying a used car—but maybe instead of banning the ad, the ASA could have required a brother ad featuring a nice man ass?

Equally opportunity objectification, right? Everyone naked, in perfect harmony...that's our dream, at least.

· Srsly: who buys a car because of its headlights? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Babes, Boobs, Alcohol, And Hockey...Are Pretty Much All We Need

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

We have a few passions in life here at Fleshbot HQ: and scantily clad girls, alcoholic energy drinks (RIP Sparks), and hockey happen to be among them. This commercial features all three of those. Clearly, someone's targeting us.

And it's kind of working. We're totally down to get some Octane 7.0 in our system right now...too bad we'd have to drive to Quebec to get it. Sorry, scantily clad ladies—we're not that persuaded by your jiggly bits. Almost, but not...oh, who are we kidding? Somebody fire up the car.

· They Shoot Better Commercials In Quebec, Don't They? (my.thescore.com, via Deadspin)

Sneaking A Peek Down Ashley Greene's Dress

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

The world may never know whether or not these naked pictures are really of Ashley Greene...but at least we can be sure that this is really her cleavage. (egotastic.com)

Elisabetta Canalis: George Clooney's Good Luck Girl

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

How lucky is George Clooney? In addition to being rich, famous, attractive, and well-acquainted with the Liberator sex pillow, he also happens to date this woman, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. How does one man rack up so much good karma?

Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)

The Emmys: The Glitz, The Glam, The Drama...The Cleavage!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The Emmys: a hallowed night in entertainment when the stars of the small screen are honored in front of an audience of millions...and the ladies of television don plunging necklines (if only someone gave out an award for that!).

It doesn't matter whether you were rooting for Tina Fey or Toni Collette, Steve Carrell or Alec Baldwin, or even "Family Guy"—we can all appreciate the real highlight of last night, with this gallery of sixty-one shots of lovely lady lumps.

· 61 Awesome Emmys Cleavage Photos (manofest.com)

Amanda Seyfried's Got Our Attention

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Still not excited for Amanda Seyfried's upcoming nude scene? We can think of two big reasons why you might want to change your mind. (laxtime.com)

Adrianne Curry, You've Got Our Attention

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:00:00 EDT

During the first ever season of "America's Next Top Model," we were totally all about Adrianne Curry. She was hot, she was feisty...and she even posed for Playboy not too long after her victory!

But then, after all that glorious success, Adrianne just, well, kinda fell off our radar. We're not sure why—we just sorta stopped paying attention to her. Apparently, she noticed.

In what we can only assume is a ploy to make us love her again, Adrianne's started posting sexy pictures to her Twitter account. First there was this implied topless shot, now these very cleavagetastic bikini photos. We know it's a cheap, obvious ploy...but we can't help it, we kinda love it. Adrianne, keep the photos coming—and if you want to feature any nudes ever again, well, you know where you can send them.

· Adrianne Curry (taxidrivermovie.com)