Actually, we're not entirely positive that this is a bona fide upskirt shot or not: what with the awkward angle and that half-open car window obfusicating the focus of attention, it's hard to tell exactly what's going on Down There and whether there's any digital trickery involved. Still, given the fact that it's almost exactly a year ago that Britney famously aired out her meat curtains for the first (but hardly the last) time, we like to think that Christina is offering a special sort of homage to her former rival on the eve of the anniversary of that special day.

· Christina Aguilera Upskirt (w/closeup @ taxidrivermovie.com)

· This is what Christina Aguilera looks like when she's dressing casual. You should see her when she actually tries to get attention. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Sex workers in Vancouver want to form a business co-operative. We think that means you get a discount on threesomes. (canada.com)

· Doctors turn to sex shops to find anatomically correct models of the most "delicate" parts of the human body, because no one cries when you accidentally break a King Dong. (ibnlive.com)

· London police are worried about an increase in sex traffic during the Olympics ... which doesn't start for another five years. Is this considered premature investigation? (nzherald.co.nz)

· South Korea declares war on foreign porn sites. We hope we don't get stranded in the DMZ. (hankooki.com)

· What can the gambling industry learn from porn? They're already better at screwing people. (gambling911.com)

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