Well, if cracking those textbooks just isn't working out, we can think of at least one option that might help her get through the school year...and we think Christian's probably on the same page as we are.

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Throughout the three hours of the feature, you see, Hillary Scott is adored and devoted (sexually, even!). In at the spa, in a dungeon, in a theater, with girls, with boys, with both, in her pussy, in her ass, and sometimes both at once—it's all about Hillary (even in the middle of an orgy, the girl still manages to steal all the focus). And when it's not about Hillary fucking, it's about Hillary making a movie: in between the sex scenes, we're treated to scenes of Hillary and her crew making the movie. You see, Hillary's not just an icon because she knows how to fuck; she's an icon because she knows how to make fuck films.

There is also a music video about halfway through the feature, we're not quite sure what it has to do with Hillary Scott, iconography, or fucking, so you should probably feel free to skip over it in search of sexier fare.

Should you find yourself unsatisfied by the three hour feature alone, there are three (three!) extra discs included in the package for extra titillation. What, pray tell, is the content of these discs? Special features contains standard fare (behind the scenes footage, a music video, trailers, and photos), bonus discs one and two are loaded up with scenes from other movies Hillary has been in. See, Hillary isn't just an icon because she made a three hour epic porn: she's an icon because she's been in many other fuck films, too!

Really, the only question that one need ask is this: "Do I like Hillary Scott?" Because if the answer is yes, this DVD is a must have. And if it's not, well—we're sure they'll come out with "Sasha Grey: Icon" sooner or later.

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And now, after all that build up, we finally have a copy of "Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs for Men and Women" in our hands (heh). Was it worth the wait? Our impressions (and a preview gallery) after the jump.

In many ways, Penny Flame's take on the "Expert Guide" series really is the best of both worlds: Penny is an eager (and adorable!) teacher, and her warm and funny screen presence and hands-on demonstrations add a lot to the experience. There's certainly something to be said for a teacher who's willing to show as well as tell, if you know what we mean.

As with all of Tristan's Vivid-Ed releases, "Expert Guide to Hand Jobs" features some extremely hot sex scenes that demonstrate just how sexy hands can be (and how proper hand play can help pave the way for other forms of sexy stimulation, too). If you're in a learning mood, watch the scenes with instruction — Penny's voiceovers guide you through different techniques, while Penny Pop-Ups (a Penny-fied take on the trademark Vivid-Ed pop-ups) wander onscreen to offer specific tips and tricks. Already learned your lesson? Watch the scenes without instruction — they're hot enough to stand on their own, too.

While many of the Penny-fied touches are endearing and adorable, at times there's just a little too much cutesy humor. The feature opens with a faux infomercial advertising Penny's skills (complete with co-star testimonials); while funny, it's also a bit over the top and feels unnecessary — especially as the joke is repeated several times throughout the feature.Though the Penny Flame humor certainly livens things up, in excess it's ultimately more distracting than entertaining, and detracts from an otherwise excellent piece of eduporn.

"Penny Flame's Expert Guide" series certainly shows promise, and we have high hopes for future releases (especially the one about rough sex!). We just hope that in her future releases she's able to tone the cutesy jokes down just a smidge and let her natural charm, educational skills, and the hot, hot sex scenes carry the film on their own.

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· Buy Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Hand Jobs For Men And Women (gamelink.com)

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Previously: "Breaking Into Porn": You Think It's Easy Banging Hot Chicks For A Living?

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· Exclusive: Tristan Taormino's "Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part 2: Fellatio" Gallery (Fleshbot Gallery)
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· Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)

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