Fleshbot: celebrity

And A Happy Nip Slip To You Too, Susana Viera

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

Now that Christmas is over, it's time to focus on Kwanzaa-oriented nip slips. What's the difference you ask? Nothing. They're just as good.

We figured you just deserved fair warning: there's six days of potential Kwanzaa jokes ahead. Let this nipple remind you of that.

· Brazilian Actress Susana Vieira Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Xmas Wishes From Anna Friel

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Merry Holidays! Whether you're trimming your tree and stuffing your stockings, or getting ready for a Chinese buffet and a matinee movie, Anna Friel has a very special gift for you. One that happens to reside right up her skirt.

Yes, in honor of this special time of year, Anna's decking the halls and spreading her legs to give us a very special upskirt. We can only hope that other celebrities will feel similarly moved by the holiday spirit...(ScarJo, we're looking at you.)

· Anna Friel Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston Rivalry Now Basis Of A Porno

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

The Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie rivalry has long been the bread and butter of tabloids—and now someone else wants a piece of the action. Hustler's third volume of "Untrue Hollywood Stories" focuses on the two leading ladies.

It remains to be seen what antics the girls get up to (aside from Angelina's infamous blood play, which is featured in the trailer above)...but honestly, we're not going to say no to the chance to see Sadie West as Angelina and Rachel Roxxx as Jennifer Aniston. (Then again, we're not really about to say no to them doing anything, so there is that.)

· Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston Parody! (hustlerworld.com)

We'll Never Get Enough Naomi

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

There's a very good reason why Naomi Campbell has been canonized as one of fashion's foremost supermodels, and if you haven't figured it out yet, consider the fact that she looks this marvelous as she's approaching her fortieth year.

Yes, Naomi's clearly made of magic—sexy magic. And we will never, never get enough of her. Especially if she continues taking her top off.

· Morning Beauty | Naomi Campbell by Giampaolo Sgura (fashiongonerogue.com)

Alessandra Ambrosio Really Loves Her Job

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:30:01 EST

What does Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio do on her day off? Pretty much the same thing she does while she's working: hang out on the beach (and in bed) in bikinis, modeling for sexy pictures.

We know the experts say you should leave your job at the office...but can anyone really deny that Alessandra (and the rest of the world) is much, much better off for taking her work home with her?

· Alessandra Ambrosio (more pix @ egotastic.com)

Kim Kardashian Makes Eating Salad Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Following in the footsteps of Paris HIlton and Audrina Partridge, Kim Kardashian has signed on as the latest Carl's Jr. spokesbabe.

Unlike her predecessors, Kim's not hyping Carl's burgers, though. No, this video is all about the sex appeal of salad...and if you ask us, eating greens has never looked sexier.

· Kim Kardashian - New Grilled Chicken Salads at Carl's Jr. (youtube.com)

Frankie Sandford: Commando Or No?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Our sources say that this photo shows Frankie Sandford going commando (albeit while wearing pantyhose)—but we're not so sure. Yes, that speckled pattern under her tights could be pubic hair...but it could be fancy panties, too.

Take a peek and let us know your opinion. Are we looking at Frankie's (pantyhose covered) lady flower? Or is that just a pair of flowered panties?

middot; Frankie Sandford (taxidrivermovie.com)

Katharine McPhee Brightens Up Our Day With Her Very Visible Bra

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

Why hello there, Katharine McPhee—and hello, Katharine McPhee's bra! Very nice to see both of you! Here's hoping your week is off to a great start...with a view like this, we know ours is. (hollywoodtuna.com)

Lucy Lawless In The Flesh In "Spartacus: Blood And Sand"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Over the summer, we reported that Lucy Lawless's first ever nude scene would appear in Starz's "Spartacus." Well, kids, we weren't lying. Above, a clip of Ms. Lawless, looking very lovely, in episode two of the upcoming series.

And it looks like Lucy isn't the only one to show some skin in this series, either. We don't know about you, but we're going to be signing up for Starz post haste.

· "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" (starz.com)

Another Peek At Tamara's Melons

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

You can keep your half-naked actresses and models—it's the half-naked businesswomen who really get our motor running. Tamara Mellon, between Jimmy Choo and your constant toplessness, we're fairly convinced you can do no wrong. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Tara Reid: The Playboy Spread

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Say what you will about Tara Reid: at least she has the courtesy to actually take off her top when posing in Playboy...unlike certain other people we could name.

· Tara Reid in Playboy (egotastic.com)

Lindsay Lohan Topless Photos, Now With More Toplessness

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Okay, to be accurate, these are actually the outtakes from Lindsay Lohan's recent shoot for Muse magazine...but with all the nipple they're showing, we're pretty surprised that they didn't keep them in the published set.

· Lindsay Lohan Outtakes

Tea Leoni Really Loves Surfing

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Okay, it might just be a reaction to the cold water, but we'd much prefer to think that this photo is proof that Tea's a surfosexual. We can only imagine what she gets up to behind closed doors. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Jena Malone's First Ever Nude Scene...Revealed!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

Last month, we teased you with the news that Jena Malone might be showing some skin in "The Messenger." Well, the time for teasing is over, because we've finally got our hot little hands on the footage.

Though it's not the most explicit scene (Jena shows part of her butt and one boob), it is still, well, Jena Malone nude. And remember, kids: all great nude scene careers started somewhere. This might just be a launching pad for Jena's eventual (tasteful) full frontal shot. And til we reach that day, well... this will do nicely.

Are Those Your Panties, Tila Tequila?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

You know, you'd think with all the porn we watch, we'd be able to tell a vagina when we see one. Fact is, it's somewhat ambiguous. What do you think?

Why must everything be so complicated with Tila Tequila ? First we had the whole sextape debacle, and now this. In the end, what's the difference between going commando or having a savage case of cameltoe?

· Tila Tequila Upskirt. Panties? No Panties? (taxidrivermovie.com)

Cameron Diaz, From The Side Now

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

When Cameron Diaz agreed to model for Marie Claire UK, she had no idea that the piece would turn into a tribute to her sideboob. Neither did the staff of Marie Claire, actually.

In fact, no one realized that Marie Claire UK had decided to do a tribute to Cameron Diaz's sideboob until your good friend, Fleshbot, picked up a copy of the magazine and saw it for what it really was: the aforementioned sideboob tribute. And now that we've realized that, well, we have no doubt that this photo will be entered into the hallowed halls of celebrity sexiness. We've got influence like that.

· Cameron Diaz in Marie Claire (hollywoodtuna.com)

A Peek At Bar Refaeli's Pokies

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Bar Refaeli knows that the way to a Fleshbot's heart is with visible nipples...and she's definitely interested in winning us over. (egotastic.com)

Bondi Beach Babes: Lara Bingle And Jessica Hart

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Up here in the northern hemisphere, you better believe that it's cold outside. But Down Under in Australia, beach season's in high gear—a fact that Lara Bingle and Jessica Hart were more than happy to take advantage of.

And we, on our part, are more than happy to take advantage of our access to paparazzi photos of these women on the beach! It warms our spirits to know that, cold as it may be in New York, it's always bikini season somewhere...and bikini ogling season at Fleshbot.

Photo source: Pacific Coast News

Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News

Broadway Boobs: "Glee"'s Lea Michele Topless In "Spring Awakening"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

"Glee"'s Rachel Berry might not be willing to do nudity to get ahead—but Lea Michele, the actress who plays her, has no such qualms. Yes, Lea went topless for her role in "Spring Awakening—and we've got proof.

Above, a video clip from Lea's performance. And to think, we could have seen this play on Broadway last year: if only we'd had the foresight to realize it starred the girl we'd be crushing on at the end of '09. How foolish we were!

· Lea Michele topless in Spring Awakening (nudography.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Nicola Roberts?

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Let's see, what's on tap for today... An adorable stylish British musician redhead who inadvertently shows off nipples and undergarments? And she's wearing a sequined vest? Yes, please.

Best of all, it's like she knows we're checking her out. She's looking down there, we're looking down there. Everybody's smiling. In about one second there'll be some eye contact, and we'll know: it's on.

· Girls Aloud Nicola Roberts Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)