Fleshbot: caught

Two former Neiman Marcus employees who were...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:10:41 EDT

Two former Neiman Marcus employees who were paid to secretly videotape customers as they shopped are now suing their bosses for secretly videotaping them ... as they had sex in the security office. Gee, how could they have possibly suspected that someone would be watching them? (chicagotribune.com; other office workers via Megarotic)

Officials looking for human rights abuses...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:33:00 EDT

Officials looking for human rights abuses at a London police station hit pay dirt when they find one of the cops abusing himself in an unused cell. Where's Amnesty International when you need them? (thesun.co.uk)

The Secrets Of Miss Universe

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:22:59 EDT

It's not every day you get to see the universe without her clothes on, unless you have a subscription to Playboy Mexico in which case you can peruse your back issues to see Miss Universe herself—1996's winner Alicia Machado—in all her glory. It seems the former beauty queen (who was actually Miss Venezuela) has had a quite a time for herself below our borders and below our radar since giving up the crown over 10 years ago.

Her whirlwind "career" has involved acting, modeling, a broken engagement to baseball slugger Bobby Abreu, and letting most of the Spanish-speaking world watch her have sex on camera, Big Brother reality show style. (Those last two items might be related.) She capped it all off with a Playboy spread last year that was so successful, she's been called up to the big leagues and will appear with new photos in the American edition next month. If we've learned anything about her so far, it's that Alicia is not shy, so this review of her previous "work" offers quite a preview of what's to come.

· ALICIA MACHADO IN PLAYBOY (darchtimes.com)

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· Alicia Machado Ex Miss Venezuela (metacafe.com, via toxicmagazine.com)
· Alicia Machado Bio (Wikipedia)

Flesh Flicks: All Alone?

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:38:04 EDT

Here's one we missed from our "caught in the act" bonanza from last week. Even private bedrooms are not safe from the dedicated pervert and his hidden camera, although the lovely woman in this instance must not be too concerned about prying eyes after seeing the way she flaunts her pleasure in front of that poor unsuspecting teddy bear. He didn't ask to be put in that situation, but then again, he doesn't seem to be trying too hard to leave either.

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· "Girl masturbating" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Video Playpen: "Caught" In The Act

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:42:14 EDT

If there's one good thing about this ultra-paranoid, hyper-surveilled government nanny state our world has become, it's that pretty much every sex act that takes place anywhere gets caught on camera. Security cams, web cams, cellphone cams ... if you're getting busy anywhere that isn't a pitch black airtight container, chances are it's being recorded and will eventually be uploaded to the web. There are so many different places for you to get caught that the only limit is the imagination of the pervs who are spying on you. By the way, we certify that every one of these clips is 100% genuine amateurs caught unawares, having sexual relations that were not at all staged. The internet wouldn't lie to us.

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· Bathroom (Shufuni)

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· Laundry Room (Shufuni)

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· Living Room (Shufuni)

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· Elevator (Shufuni)

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· Parking Garage (Shufuni)

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· Wood Shop (PornoTube)