After watching this video a few hundred times, we've finally figured out what we'd be willing to enter into an all-out catfight for: that glimpse of the last girl's panties. Anyone willing to take us on? Cause we've got the Vaseline at the ready, and we can be in the girls' bathroom at a moment's notice.

· Tekken 6 (whatwillyoufightfor.com, via Violet Blue)

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• girlfitewiz's YouTube profile (youtube.com)
• See also: Ultimate Female Fighting Links (Yahoo! groups; free registation required)

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· Hottie Fight video (break.com)

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· Aria Vs Bianca Shoot! (bizarremag.com; free registration may be required)

See also:
· Bianca Beauchamp (biancabeauchamp.com)
· Aria Giovanni (ariagiovanni.com)

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Previously: "Porn Is Actually Super-Powered Women Trying To Kill Each Other"

· "Panie w klatce" (gallery @ dru.pl, via pussycalor.com)

Shame on you celebrity boobie bloggers. We rely on you and your generous tips to alert us the second any see-through blouse, a cold breeze, or an errant bra strap unveils even the slightest hint of rich or famous nipple. Yet there we were, wandering aimlessly around the web when we stumbled upon the latest and greatest wardrobe malfunction from one Miss Britney Spears. And where did we find this bounty? A freakin' girly blog. That's right, our increasing slutty little sister, Jezebel, scooped us in our Celebrity NippleWatch™ duties. It's not like we have anything brilliant to add about the world's greatest living trainwreck pulling a Tara Reid in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard, but it's the principle of the thing you know? We thought they were going to write about ribbons and perfume and stuff like that. Between this, their secret laundry porn fantasies, and their thoughts on the New York Times love letter to spunk (which frankly has left us all a little unsettled), we're starting to wonder if we should stop taking our bosses' phone calls. As long as no one tells those chicks about the tentacles, we think our jobs are safe.

· You've Got To Admire Her A Little Bit Because Miss Britney Jean Spears Obviously Doesn't Give A Shit + Laundry Baskets: Good Things To Have, But Not As Sex Props + All About Sperm, And A Whale Of Disturbing Phrases To Describe It (Jezebel)
· A Salute To Sperm (Gawker)

Previously: Wet Spots: Britney Spears Nailed By The Bra Police, Morning Wood: Britney Spears, Fashion Icon, Britney Spears: Off The Deep End?

As our loyal readers well know, female Jell-O wrestling is a growth sport that is making huge strides in your seedier bars and frat house basements. And why not? It combines every guy's three favorite things—food, girls in sexy lingerie, and catfights. Thanks to some research by the bloggers at YesButNoButYes, you can see for yourself just how big this phenomenon is getting. They've got ten underground videos of this slippery madness, plus a bonus a clip to show you how to start your own private slosh club. Hey, when you can find yourself on YouTube, you know you've arrived. They don't put just any old crap on there, after all.

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· Lunch Hour Veg: Jello Wrestling (more videos @ yesbutnobutyes.com)
· Thumbnail via Amateur Female Jello Wrestling - Best Of Gallery (jellowrestle.com)

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Previously: NYC Amateur Female Jello Wrestling, Girls Fighting, Catfights!

You may have already forgotten about that brouhaha involving internet babes Brooke Skye, Melissa Midwest, a radio interview gone wrong, and an oversized dildo a few months back, but not all has been forgiven: we hear that Brooke is now suing Melissa, as well as famed radio host Bubba the Love Sponge, for assault, battery and "intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress," claiming that she was pressured into a performance she was not comfortable with. We hate to see two such lovely girls fighting—unless, you know, it was in pudding or something—but since Brooke is asking for the surprisingly non-excessive sum of $15,000, perhaps this can be put to rest rather amicably. Although we're still open to the pudding idea if anyone thinks that will help.

· "Brooke Skye Sues Bubba the Love Sponge, Melissa Midwest" (xbiz.com)
· Dream Sluts (dated but exhaustive profile of Brooke Skye @ newtimesbpb.com, via adultfyi.com)

Previously: Melissa Midwest vs. Brooke Skye: The Dildo Wars

The last time we wrote about amateur superhero babes and the geeks who love them, we realized that we had only scratched the surface of what the web held in terms of costumed adventures—and further exploration turned up a wider assortment of internet super-fantasy, from simple fan art to cosplay photosets to actual movie productions of spandexed babes fighting for justice in various states of undress. There are also various levels of free and paid content in our roundup of sites you'll find after the jump, but all of them contain links to still more sources of super-hottie goodness spreading out across the globe ... which is good news for you. And bad news for evildoers everywhere.

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· SuperSexyHeroines (supersexyheroineslinks.com)

· Danger Babe Central (dangerbabecentral.com)

· SpaceBabe Central (spacebabecentral.com)

· Ultra Sexy Heroines (ultrasexyheroines.com)

· New Goddess Cinema (new-goddess.com)

· See also: Super Woman Links (superwomanlinks.com)

Bonus Fleshbot Fun Fact: The word "spandex" was invented as an anagram of "expands." See what porn can teach you?

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Previously: Super Vagina!, YouTube Watch: The Siamese Human Knot, Cosplay.com, Superheroine Fantasies, Supergirls, Batman Fetish Shoot, Hardcore Superheros, Superheroines In Peril, Look, up in the sky ...

What is it with all these sexy babes beating the crap out of each other (or themselves) lately? First our formerly pacifist associate Violet Blue turns up for work all bloody and bruised—and now we come across this photoset featuring Brazilian models Mariane Aguiar and Rosa Oliveira strapping on the gloves and going head-to-head for a couple of rounds before retiring to the locker room for some more head-to-head shower action. Does this herald the re-emergence of a trend we noticed a while back? Actually, as long as the blood and bruises are fake—and as long as we get to see plenty of that post-fight locker room showering—it's one we're hoping to see a lot more of.

· Fight Girls: Mariane Aguiar and Rosa Oliveira (xhostar.com, via Dedada Digital/Pornzio)

Previously: Sexy Catfights, Sweaty Ladies Grappling, Apartment Wrestlers, Pillow Fight Blood Bath, Mighty Lady Videos, Girls Fighting, RealFight Girls, Gail Kim & Christy Hemme, Subtle Lesbianism in Female Sports, Ultimate Surrender, Naked Women's Wrestling League, Bikini Brawl, Catfights!

While the title here is a tad redundant(how could a catfight be anything but sexy?), it makes up for the tortured grammar in its no-nonsense singlemindedness of purpose: nothing but page sand pages of photosets and video of chicks fighting. Things get a little stagey sometimes but you can't fault the quality of trim on display. As an added bonus for you pantyhose lovers out there, every fight seems to involve ripped stockings. We're hoping that this becomes an Olympic trial sport in time for the Beijing games.- J. West

Sexy Catfights (sexy-catfights.com)

Previously: Sweaty Ladies Grappling, Apartment Wrestlers, Pillow Fight Blood Bath, Mighty Lady Videos

Today's Dispatch is Butts-flavored: Seymore Butts, that is, not Butts County, Georgia (although we hear the city of Jackson has not levied a property tax since 1976).

After the gap, find out what Mari Possa is up to (two?) these days ... and revisit the chilling flying burrito incident from last summer. Oh, and there's video too! - G. Ponante

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During the filming of Seymore Butts' "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean" last summer, then-girlfriend Mari Possa was gently ushered into the realm of double penetration. The double-perpetrators were Herschel Savage and Kurt Lockwood. Mari and Butts mentioned that they had been training for the blessed event when I interviewed her last year. Now that their relationship is over, Mari has moved out and has signed with Adam & Eve and is no longer a Tushy Girl.

But the world has a memento of their love in an extra scene of Butts' new "Shhwing!" starring the petalicious Flower Tucci.

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Around the same time Mari was learning that special kind of teamwork, Ava Vincent and Dillan Lauren had a set-clearing fight on the set of "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party" involving a burrito.

The way we so glibly described the affair, sight unseen, was shockingly irresponsible. Now that we have actual video footage of the event, however, you can see for yourselves the real drama that goes down on sets across Porn Valley at least ten times every day:

(For the record: despite what Venus says, our sympathy's with Dillan.)

Video courtesy CousinStevie.com

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Previously: Re-tipping Amber Peach, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

What do you get when you mix sexy Japanese babes, cosplay, catfights, evil giant worms, staged crucifixions, and Charlie's Angels-meets-Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers-style action? Cinematic brilliance, that's what. "Space Criminal Ready Vs. Mysterious Thief Cobra" is how Google translates the title of Mighty Lady's latest DVD—and it's on sale! But don't take our word for it that this is pretty awesome stuff: check out the generous screencap, trailer, and behind-the-scenes galleries. Plenty of Lycra bodysuits, panty-flashing high kicks, and other feats of fetish foo await.- J. West

Mighty Lady (screencaps, trailers, and Japanese language DVD info @ mightylady.net - thanks Zero)

Previously: "The Fighting Perverts", Game Show and Cosplay Convention Cuties, Ode to Star Wars, E3 2005 Booth Babes, Sexy Cosplay Angels, Uniform Cosplay, Live Anime Porn, Power Ranger Porn, Cosplay Videos, “Space Channel 5” Cosplay, More Erotic Cosplay, Transformer Porn,