Stoya Workaholic

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D
Cast: Stoya, Carmel Moore, Angelina Valentine, Vanessa Leon, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Derrick Pierce, Mick Blue, Ben English, Tony De Sergio

As is normal for Robby D films, the plot is only there to add a bit of ambiance, to season the hardcore stew with a hint of risk or discovery. When the movie opens, Stoya has just landed in Los Angeles and hopped into a cab. She's an impoverished little lamb looking for work in the big city, and she's hoping to get work with her friend Carmel Moore. While at Carmel's mansion, Stoya spies on her host entertaining Tommy Gunn with some bondage gear, and Stoya realizes Carmel is a dominatrix. With this, a wonderful new world of moneymaking is opened.

The next day, Lady Carmel heads out for a house call, only to be arrested in a sting. She calls Stoya for help, but our smalltown girl seems oddly unfazed by her friend's incarceration. Instead, she wanders around the compound until she discovers Evan Stone waiting for an appointment with the Mistress of the house, who he assumes to be Stoya. Stoya gets fucked, paid, and just like that, she's Mistress Stoya and she runs the city.

With those quick scenes, the mystery and daring of the film melts away and you're left with just the chewy, hardcore center. Fortunately, the actual fucking is uncompromisingly great with not a bit of energy loss. Mistress Stoya expands her empire to include submissive work, threesomes, and even latex gloved anal play with a certain Tony De Sergio; her repertoire of tricks is varied without being spastic or unfocused.

Without repeating too much of DCypher's assessment, I have to mention the unbelievable chemistry between Evan Stone and his Mistress. Since he's the john who first turns her out, he needs to perform his best—both in cock and spirit—and he does not disappoint. I was actually, genuinely, 100% laughing when he tried to appease his Mistress by sucking her toes and deepthroating her entire foot. And somehow his playful, submissive paranoia segues perfectly into a brutal yet intimate ruining of Lady Carmel's couch.

All of the performers in "Workaholic" deserve praise, and although some of the actors didn't seem to have their hearts in it (cough! Mick Blue and Vanessa Leon! cough!), the finished product glows with a freshly buffed sheen of Pure Talent Polish. If I could recommend only two scenes to watch, they would be the Stoya-Evan Stone scene and the Stoya-Angelina Valentine-Tony De Sergio scene. Angelina is so gung ho about cock gobbling that it's almost frightening. Also, whoever decided to stick a finger in Tony De Sergio's ass (I'm hoping it was Tony De Sergio) deserves a special treat because it really took the scene to another level.

Maybe the plot isn't crucial to a movie that features such bodacious pornstars, but at the very least, it allows Stoya to go through a range of positions and personas, from curious innocent to determined vixen. You can take "Workaholic" as a whole or as a collection of individually amazing scenes, all that matters is that Stoya keeps feeding her addiction to workahol.

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Evan Stone is the lucky bastard who gets to take sweet young Stoya to bed in this installment. Evan, with his beautiful flowing locks of hair, demonstrates the skill and grace that had made him one of the best male performers this industry has (or will ever) see. Our hearts practically burst with joy to see him fuck our favorite girl, like two wild animals, caught in the act, more breathtaking and beautiful than mere words can capture.

Mick Blue doesn't fare as well, all things considered. He gets tied up by our Stoya, blindfolded and beaten up a little bit, before earning the honor of tasting her sweet nectar. We can name a hundred men off the top of our head who would suffer worse for a single drop of her. Cheer up, Mick. You still get to have sex with one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Then, in a surprise twist, Stoya and crazy cockstar Angelina Valentine work over Tony De Sergio, taking turns on each other while sharing his meaty tool. Stoya even manages to sneak a finger or three up the naughty European man's crack after donning some medical gloves.

Last but not least, sexy male stud Derrick Pierce has his way with the girl who won over our hearts with a single, naked glance, piercing all the way into our soul. He's a firm lover, but somehow gentle, and their sex is both passionate and raw without seeming cruel. Stoya, as always, looks satisfied. We, however, are left wanting more and more and more....which is probably why the geniuses behind Digital Playground threw in a couple of extra scenes.

Vanessa Leon takes an exquisite pounding in her tight little pussy from Ben Englishes monster cock—which is now retired, except for special occasions.

Carmel Moore allows Tommy Gunn to dive all the way in and up her pink tunnel of love, wailing like a dog with it's paw caught in a bear trap most of the time she is getting serviced. Rumor has it that Tommy Gunn's cock is harder than most, with other female performers marveling that it's more like getting fucked by a slab of marble than an average man. True story.

"Stoya Workaholic" comes out next week, just in time for every major holiday. You can check out the goods right here and now, thanks to the good folks over at Digital Playground. Happy Monday, everyone!

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Matter of fact, it's probably only "hillbilly heroin" that comes closest to describing what she makes us feel when she strips down and gets to work on an oversized cock or three, which also conveniently helps us to once again tie together two seemingly non sequitur elements in our daily update. Hooray!

That's why when we found out that Digital Playground was releasing a title featuring the former contract star having sex with three of the best male performers currently working in skin trade, our hearts did a tiny little dance of joy. There is nothing (and we do mean nothing) like watching our little bunny bounce up and down on a thick, rigid piece of fuck stick until hot goo shoots down the the insides of her pretty, trembling thighs to kick off the weekend!

Angelina looks positively giddy bouncing up and down on Mick Blue's meaty tool. Then she looks almost terrified while Scott Nails turns her out like street meat as she squeals in delight. Ultimately though it's her scene with Danny Mountain that stands out the most. That's because she honestly looks like she is in heaven the way she sucks his massive, rigid cunt stretcher, taking it deep into the back of her throat, while she tenderly cups his cum heavy balls. She sucks it so hard and long and lovingly the two look almost like a genuine couple in real love. Some things baby, you just can't fake, which works out pretty well for the rest of us, since watching them fuck is like watching angels copulate.

Add to that noteworthy scenes featuring Bridgette B taking another awesome, punishing fuck at the mercy of Scott Nails's prick, Carmel Moore getting her pink taco pummeled by award winning cocksman Evan Stone, and Heather Vahn taking on the incomparable Tommy Gunn, and you have another unforgettable release from one of the top studios in porn.

The only thing we can't understand about this Celeste release is the obscure title. What precisely Angelina is "overcoming" we will prolly never know. Sometimes you just have to live the questions, as Rainer Maria Rilke suggested, and hope that one day you will work your way into the answers.

"Angelina Armani Overcome" releases next week from the good people at Digital Playground but, if you promise to play nice and not break any copyright laws, you can check out a small sample of the goods exclusively here and now. Remember now, you promised.

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But Chase Evans, Priya Rai, Kristina Rose, Carmel Moore, and Jenny Hendrix manage to live up to their predecessors with the age-old recipe of filth, filth, and more filth. The latest Robby D Mess features boy/boy/girl, butt sex, choking, facials, copious amounts of lube—and, regrettably, a bit of ass to pussy to mouth action (at least we now know what they mean by that "don't try this at home" disclaimer).

There is so much filth, in fact, that there's barely room for any plot: Priya Rai is a hooker tending to Tommy Gunn's needs, and Carmel Moore is naughty wife who gets to screw her husband's best friend (and her husband, too, at the same time!). Beyond that, however, it's just straight up sex: but really, do you need more?

Viewers with a whole lot of lust, but very little time, will be pleased to know that the special features include a, ahem, cum shot compendium. Because sometimes, you need a shot of cum to really start the day off right.

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Digital Playground contract star Lacie Heart, on the other hand, seems to have the porno version of the right stuff (although we’re sure some of her history has been as cautiously reconstructed as a Maoist history book, with an eye towards justifying her ascension to pornographic stardom). The accidental stripper turned Vivid contract star has a backstory that's just itching to be made into a movie: after meeting fellow performer Scott Nails at an industry party, she fell in love, refusing to screw any other man and ultimately leaving her lucrative Vivid contract for him. But that's not the end of the story: Nails brought lovely Lacie over to Digital Playground, who signed her to an exclusive contract resulting in this week's release, "Lacie: Sexual Freak" (also starring fellow contract star Shay Jordan along with Carmel Moore and Sammie Cruz).

Who says there aren't happy endings in porn? Wait, we just realized what we said right there. This is porn! Every ending is a happy one.

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"Why don't you play with my tits while I use my vibrator?" she suggests.

Cruelty. Read our review of "My Big Fake Wedding" after the gap.

My Big Fake Wedding

Studio: Vivid
Director: B. Skow
Cast: Brea Lynn, James Deen, Holly Morgan, Vanilla Skye, Carmel Moore, Jada Fire, Jack Venice, Sascha, Trent Soluri, Donny Long

Review by Gram Ponante

So many things are hard to accept about My Big Fake Wedding, such as the virginity of a woman who has shaved pubes and a tattoo on her groin who is friends with Brea Lynn.

Jared consults with his pals, who suggest staging a fake wedding to get their friend to home plate, having already determined that alcohol won't work because "she's Irish."

Unfortunately the probable maid of honor (Brea Lynn) overhears the scheme and alerts Beth. Together, they plan to sabotage the event, even alerting the bachelor party hookers (Carmel Moore and Jada Fire) of the turnaround.

A note about bachelor party hookers: they don't squirt like Jada Fire, and they only work with condoms. Your bachelor party's mileage may vary.

Brea has it all worked out. Impersonating the priest is rake Jack Venice. She has somehow acquired photos from the bachelor party the night before and threatens to tell Venice's wife if he doesn't take Universal Life Ministry's online ordination test, thus making the sham wedding a legal one. Further compromising him is that she caught him masturbating to porn on his MacBook Pro.

Doubtful if posting this picture of a man posing as a priest who is masturbating to an Apple product will bring my PowerBook back after OSX Leopard nuked it, but I will take any satisfaction I can.

The blessed day arrives, and we must continue to suspend our disbelief as Beth shows up to the squalid affair in a juicy wedding dress. Don't virgins like big weddings? I always assumed so, but I have never met a virgin.

Naysayers might point out that Beth should appear to be more in pain once Jared assumes his right of prima nocta, but she probably broke her hymen long ago with a vibrator. What is actually annoying, though, and a bad habit of studios, is that the juicy Morgan is not on the boxcover of her own movie, but Lynn is instead.

It's hard to find any flies on a lighthearted romp with the delightful Holly Morgan and the weapons-grade Brea Lynn, even if the idea of Morgan as a virgin is only a little less absurd than Venice as a priest.

"My Big Fake Wedding" is a fun movie regardless, with Deen behaving credibly in an untenable situation and Morgan and Lynn proving that weddings make people horny.

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Slime Ballin'

Studio: Metro/Toxxxic Entertainment
Director: Vincent Voss
Cast: Daisy Marie, Kaiya Lynn, Carmel Moore, Lela Starr, Nikki Benz, Sativa Rose, Tiffany Sweet, Austin Kincaid, Ben English, Mick Blue, Steve Holmes, Marco Banderas, Scott Nails

With the myriad porn titles released each month, the nation's porn consumers and reviewers understand that there isn't too much different that can be done with each one. That is why people like director Vincent Voss should be commended for dusting off his high school black light, buying some ultraviolet body paint, and filling the room with dry ice in the execution of "Slime Ballin'".

The movie starts with Daisy Marie servicing a straitjacketed patient in a padded cell. If this is where our healthcare system is going, well all-fucking-right! Voss hits the blacklight and we can see how white Daisy's teeth are.

The randy Brit Carmel Moore is revealed to be a dead ringer for Karen Black in the next scene.

Here is Marco Banderas reacting to a penis pump. I realized during this scene that I don't expect much of my female porn stars. They grunt and yell in porn-standard fashion, and they look pretty, and I'm happy. Why this image was compelling to me is because I believe it is real.

"Slime Ballin'" was fun and competently directed. And unlike "Transformers", in which gadgetry and effects did little to make a bad story better, at least Voss already had the tasty likes of Sativa Rose and Tiffany Sweet to flick the strobe light on and off on.

But the effects added nothing to the movie, and might have even been a distraction; he could have dispensed with Glo-sticks, put everyone in wigs, and called the same movie "Fuck Me in a Wig".

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