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Carla Bruni's Naked Body Pulled From French Auction [Celebrity Skin]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

A naked photo of Carla Bruni had to be withdrawn from an auction after failing to meet the reserve price. Don't worry, Carla—we're sure it's just the recession...and not that everyone already knows what you look like naked.

Carla Bruni Nude PHOTO Withdrawn From Auction After Low Bids (huffingtonpost.com)

Topless Carla Bruni To Be Auctioned In Germany [Celebrity Skin]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction.

Of course, given that the last photo of Carla sold for around $100,000, we don't expect that this one will be cheap. Don't have six figures to drop on a topless photo? We recommend firing up the printer and hanging a framed copy of this post on your wall. We're sure no one will know the difference.

· Topless Carla snap for sale (thesun.co.uk)

Carla Bruni, First Lady Of Bikinis [Celebrity Bikini Watch]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:15:55 EDT

Oh Carla Bruni, you look just as lovely in a bikini as you do out of one. Too bad you're not an American citizen: if McCain had to pick some hot but politically inexperienced babe to run as his VP, why couldn't he have gone with you? Then again, is there some kind of law against having beautiful foreigners presiding over our national affairs anyway? (Wait, don't answer that. We don't even want to know.)

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And what if Sarah Palin does make it to... [Upskirt]

Jonnobot — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:25:30 EDT

And what if Sarah Palin does make it to the White House someday through some combination of electoral whimsy and cardiological incident? Well, she'll still have a long way to go to catch up with the high gloss upskirt antics of überhot French first lady Carla Bruni. Helmut Newton might not with with us any longer to help Palin get to that level of MILFliciousness, but we're sure there are any number of amateur "fashion" photographers who would be willing to help her out in his stead. (vanityfair.com)

Because Carla Bruni hasn't quite made enough... [Carla Bruni]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:55:50 EDT

Because Carla Bruni hasn't quite made enough waves by marrying the president of France and posing seminude to show off her wedding ring and basically being sexy and interesting, she's also decided to record an album with songs about her "40 years and 30 lovers" and how her hubby is a drug "more lethal than heroin." If Laura Bush ever gets within ten feet of a recording studio between now and November, we say it's time to start impeachment hearings. (yahoo.com)

Remember that naked Carla Bruni photo that... [The Art World]

Jonnobot — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:28:42 EDT

Remember that naked Carla Bruni photo that was up for auction at Christie's this week? Apparently, it ended up selling for a cool $91,000 ... which was still small change compared to the pair of Helmut Newton photos which went for $241,000. We told everyone they could've saved a lot of money simply by combing through the Fleshbot archives and using a good old laser printer, but does anyone listen to us? (Gawker)

Once again, we don't understand why rich... [Celebrity]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:24:36 EDT

Once again, we don't understand why rich people would bid thousands of dollars on a naked picture of French First Lady Carla Bruni when they can find dozens of them online for free. Maybe that's why we're not rich? (dailymail.co.uk + Gawker)

A recent study of sexuality in France shows... [France]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:31:34 EST

A recent study of sexuality in France shows that women have become the new "sexual predators" in Gallic society, and somehow homewrecker-slash-First Lady Carla Bruni is to blame. People make fun of their men for losing all those wars, but maybe they know something the rest of us don't. (telegraph.co.uk)

Carla Bruni's Naked History [Babes]

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:55:33 EST

After our hastily composed and thoroughly unresearched post on French First Mistress Carla Bruni yesterday, we though we should be more responsible bloggers and provide more context to this story. So we spent most of our morning learning about Nikolas Sarkozy's labor polices and his plans to integrate France's highly unionized workforce into the more progressive social framework of the European Union's burgeoning service economy. Just kidding! We were totally searching for nude photos of his girlfriend. As a former glamour model, Carla certainly has plenty in her portfolio and though you wouldn't have much trouble finding them on your own, we've gathered a healthy sample for you after the jump. Admit it—this is much more educational than whatever they're talking about CNN International.

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· French Supermodel Not Coming To India (steami.com)
· Free Carla Bruni Galleries (celebrity-collection.com, via kellyfind.com)
· Carla Bruni Pictures (carlabruni.co.uk)
· Nude pictures of Carla Bruni (starz.ru)
· Carla Bruni (Wikipedia)

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Previously: Carla Bruni Makes French Politics Interesting, Naked Candidates Make Russian Politics Even More Interesting

Carla Bruni Makes French Politics Interesting [France]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:04:09 EST

Have you heard about the scandalous political scandal that has all of France positively ... er, scandalized? We don't read the papers much, but from what we've gathered some dude who's like the president or something totally cheated on his wife and unlike in some countries (ahem) French people are usually down with the whole world leaders having mistresses thing, except that this dude dumped his wife in the middle of a campaign (maybe?) and then (probably?) married his hottie model-singer girlfriend who loves to hang out on beaches in her bikini. Again, our grasp of parliamentary procedure in the European Union is a little weak, but we consulted several political science manuals and this photo gallery and came to the conclusion that Carla Bruni is pretty much the hottest thing to come out of Paris since Freedom Fries. Isn't international diplomacy awesome?

· Carla Bruni Bikini Pictures (egotastic.com)