In fact, no one realized that Marie Claire UK had decided to do a tribute to Cameron Diaz's sideboob until your good friend, Fleshbot, picked up a copy of the magazine and saw it for what it really was: the aforementioned sideboob tribute. And now that we've realized that, well, we have no doubt that this photo will be entered into the hallowed halls of celebrity sexiness. We've got influence like that.

· Cameron Diaz in Marie Claire (hollywoodtuna.com)

Then again, if this is the effect you were going for... well done, ma'am. Well done.

(To get a better look, see below for the extreme close up view.)

· Cameron Diaz Ass Flash on "The Tonight Show" (taxidrivermovie.com)

· Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures (hollywoodtuna.com)

· When Cameron Diaz goes surfing, she goes surfing in a bikini. It's starting again already! (egotastic.com)

· Welcome to Gatwick Airport. Do you have any strippers you would like to declare? (timesonline.co.uk)

· Is Flickr (ie. Yahoo) blocking content for users in Germany and Southeast Asia? Does a bear ... you know? (Boing Boing)

· An alleged "spam king" will remain in jail after being denied bail, which is too bad because he could have easily earned that money in just a few hours a day while working from home! (chron.com)

· A couple in Punta Gorda, Florida, joined the Several Stories High Club, but got caught while having sex high above the city. Did we mention they were on a crane? (sun-herald.com)

· A Minnesota county gets serious about strip clubs by thinking about preparing an interim ordinance that will then maybe allow for them to consider possibly adopting new regulations after giving the issue some serious study. Government in action, folks. (avn.com)

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· Either our Russian translator is out of batteries or this page is the instructions for turning a Pringles can into a virtual vagina. Wish we'd thought of that. (palevo.com - thanks Leslie)

· We think we've seen more of Cameron Diaz in a bikini the last three months than we've seen of her in the theaters in the last three years. As long as we never have to sit through another Charlie's Angels sequel, that's a fair deal. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Japan comes to the rescue of Chinese citizens stifled by their country's strict internet censorship, by politely serving their porn. It's a great day for international cooperation. (asiasentinel.com)

· Speaking of cultural unity, organizers of the Bangkok International Book Fair learn about hardcore Japanese hentai the hard way. At this point, we assume all comic books are naughty until proven otherwise. (asiamedia.ucla.edu)

· What kind of delinquent would charge $250 worth of pay-per-view porn movies to a school district cable bill? It has to be an administrator, because the kids would be smart enough not get caught. (kutv.com)

· A British cable company joins the list of broadcasters that have "accidentally" shown porn instead of the regular programming. Maybe we should try "accidentally" not paying our bill next month. (monstersandcritics.com)

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