Fleshbot: calendars, 2009

Argentina Continues To Roll Out The Babes—This Time In Calendar Form

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Not quite sure why you should care about a calendar of scantily clad Argentinian babes? Clearly, you just haven't been paying attention.

· 2009 Paparazzi Magazine Calendar (dailypoa.com)

Great British Boobs: The Best Way To Celebrate 2009

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:00:00 EST

Are you (somehow) a month into 2009 and still without a topless calendar to call your own? Allow us to present the Great British Boobs Calendar. Cause it doesn't get any better than this. (dailypoa.com)

Finally, A Chance To See Kitty Lea Topless... And In Calendar Form

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:30:00 EST

Last summer, we saw our first teaser shot from Kitty Lea's 2009 calendar; now, nearly a month into 2009, we've finally seen the rest of it. It was worth the wait.

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· Kitty Lea 2009 Topless Calendar (dailypoa.com)

Maxim Unveils Belated Babe Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

On the one hand, January 2 is a little late to be promoting a sexy 2009 calendar. On the other hand, it's never too late to ogle pictures of sexy babes.

Maxim, we forgive you for the tardy entry into the calendar pool. Just get us the photos a little earlier next year, okay?

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· Maxim UK 2009 Calendar - Maxim’s New British Babes (dailypoa.com)

It's Not 2009 Without Rosie Jones's Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

How could we let topless calendar season pass without a nod to Rosie Jones? New to the scene, Rosie's only recently come to our attention—but we're sure she won't be leaving the spotlight anytime soon.

And sure, her calendar may have all the functionality of, well, a line of numbers and letters with no place to write important reminders (like "Dental Appointment" or "Fleshbot's Birthday!")—but somehow, Rosie just has a way of making us forget about all those things.

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· Rosie Jones 2009 Topless Calendar (dailypoa.com)

Jennifer Aniston Gets (Us) All Wet

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:00:00 EST

We're not normally ones to get excited about shots where you can supposedly see a girl's boobs through her shirt (sorry, "pokies" are not the same thing as actual nipples), but we'll make an exception for this wet t-shirt shot from Jennifer Aniston's 2009 calendar. Because, um, it's Jennifer Aniston. And you can totally see her boobs!

· Jennifer Aniston shows her wet T-shirt boobs in new 2009 calendar (metro.co.uk)

Cyclepassion: Babes, Bikes, And Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 11:30:10 EST

Given the, um, passion that many have for cycling, it's not really surprising that someone took it upon themselves to create a calendar devoted to bicycles (and the sexy ladies that love them, natch). The aptly named Cyclepassion calendar is now in its fourth iteration—yet somehow, in all that time, no one's thought to include a dildo bicycle in the mix. Really, do we have to think of everything?

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· Cyclepassion 2009 (cyclepassion.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)

Topless, Work Safe BBW Calendar Hits The Stands

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:30:10 EST

Well, it seems Jakki Degg's not the only one who can make a super hot, yet totally useless, "calendar." There's a group of 26 luscious and large ladies who are more than happy to get their calendar on—and, what's more, since it's a "softcore" calendar, it's totally "work environment friendly." Be sure to explain that to you coworkers when they complain about your hot, topless BBWs. We're sure they'll totally understand.

· BBW Calendar 2009 (bbwcalendar.net)

Jakki Degg's Hot Topless Calendar Collection Of Pictures

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

By this point, we're all more than aware that if you're a topless girl without a topless calendar—well, you just ain't a superstar. Unfortunately, it seems that Jakki Degg didn't learn this until the very last minute, as her "calendar" isn't particular functional—at least not in the telling you what day of the week it is, giving you spaces to write down important dates sense. But you know, maybe that's for the best—we only need so many calendars, but we can always use more hot naked pictures.

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· Jakki Degg Official 2009 Topless Calendar (dailypoa.com)

There's Always Room For One More Topless Calendar!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

With Thanksgiving just a few days away, it may seem a bit late to be thinking about a topless calendar purchase (we know we've got several boxes of topless 2009 action already cluttering up our apartment). But there's a new calendar on the block that might persuade us to make room for one more: bodacious babe Peta Todd (not to be confused with similarly boob-friendly PETA) has doffed her top in celebration of yet another new year. Let her beautiful boobs bounce you to a bounty of success (or just hang the calendar on your wall, whatever). Photos below.

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· (dailypoa.com)

Inside Nerdcore: More Nerdy Boobs!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

The nerds at Nerdcore love us so much, they've given us even more uncensored, exclusive peeks at their super sweet calendar. To the left, we have Jana Cova and Georgia Jones, after the jump, find out who gets to conquer Mars... topless! Want to show your thanks to these generous nerds? If you're in LA, the launch party is tonight at 7 at Golden Apple Comics. If you're not in LA, well—thankfully, through the power of the internet, you can still buy the calendar.

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Well, look at that! Justine Joli, on Mars! We always knew she was destined for greatness.

· Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)

Come Fly The Bikini-Clad Skies Of Ryanair

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

On the off chance that you still haven't picked out your sexy 2009 calendar, the flight attendants of Ryanair would very much like you to consider theirs. It's got the girls of Ryanair decked out in bikinis and, what's more, it's for charity. It even says so on the cover (twice!). How could you possibly turn this calendar down? It's for charity! (scandalist.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)

Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, And Mandy Morbid, Oh My!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

We have to admit that we've been feeling a bit of calendar fatigue—it's not even Thanksgiving, and we're already pretty much over this whole "2009" thing. Or were, at least, until we got a peek at the Mishka NYC calendar. Shot by Ellen Stagg, and featuring such illustrious Crush Objects as Justine Joli, Zoli, Mandy Morbid, and—last but certainly not least—Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel, the thirteen month calendar has given us a reason to believe again. Believe in naked calendars, that is. Need your own personal faithlift? Check after the jump for an exclusive preview of some of our very favorite months (the ones with naked girls, duh!).

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· Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)

Nerdcore 2009 Calendar Even Better Than We Thought

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:30:00 EST

We were already impressed with the Nerdcore 2009 calendar—but those Nerdcore kids have gone and upped the ante with this gorgeous pic of Justine Joli, bare naked and in the arms of a robot. Um, can we have our copy of the calendar now, please? (Oh, right, they don't ship until Saturday. Damn it.) (totallynerdcore.com)

Behind These Scenes At The New York City Sex Blogger Calendar Shoot

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:45:00 EST

The NYC Sex Blogger Calendar won't be available for another three days... but while you're eagerly waiting some sex blogger (and Fleshbot editrix) cheesecake action, take a peek at this behind the scenes video shot by Audacia Ray. And if you happen to be in New York City, be sure to stop by The White Rabbit this Friday for the calendar's official launch party. We hear there will be alcohol... and sex bloggers! (And you know what that means...)

· Sex Blogger Calendar Release This Friday! (wakingvixen.com)

Claire Tully, Topless Pioneer

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:30:05 EST

Claire Tully isn't just any old lad mag model with a 30E rack and a 2009 naked calendar. She also happens to be the very first Irish Page 3 Girl. We're sure she's served as an inspiration to many big breasted young Irish girls, who now know that there's nothing stopping them from getting their kit off in a national newspaper. Come to think of it, we also find Claire rather inspiring... though for slightly different reasons.

· Claire's Red Hot Calendar (zootoday.com)

Opera Stars Get Naked For, Yes, A Charity Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:00:30 EST

We've prematurely declared the death of naked charity calendars before, but now we're really, really sure they've jumped the shark. How can we be so sure? Even the band nerds are getting in on the action now! Okay, by band nerds, we actually mean the Royal Opera House—but still, enough is enough! Though on the other hand... some of these band nerds are pretty fetching. Maybe just one more nude charity calendar, and then we'll all call it quits?

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Royal Opera House stars strip naked for charity (telegraph.co.uk, via nerve.com)

Nuts 2009 Desktop Calendar: One Calendar To Disrobe Them All

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

Sure, you could settle for a calendar with just Gemma Atkinson or just Eva Wyrwal or just Lucy Pinder... or you could get the Nuts 2009 desktop calendar, which has all three of those lovelies (and quite a few more!). Alternately, you could buy all the solo babe calendars and the Nuts desktop calendar and, we dunno, use the pages to wallpaper your house. (Though if you can afford to do that, perhaps you'd like to make a donation to the Fleshbot calendar fund? Every dollar you donate brings us a dollar closer to owning every topless calendar ever printed.)

· Nuts 2009 Topless Desktop Calendar (dailypoa.com)

Canadians Promote Obscure Sport Through Strategic Use Of Nudity

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:30:00 EDT

The parade of nude fundraiser calendars continues, with the Canadian biathletes doffing their lycra to raise money for (and awareness of) their sport. They've certainly gained some new fans here at Fleshbot. We're totally tuning in to the next biathatron... biathalion... whatever. (boldbeautifulbiathlon.com)

Behind The Scenes At The NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Shoot

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:30:38 EDT

We've been eagerly awaiting the New York City Sex Blogger Calendar since, well, since we first heard about it. A chance to see the likes of Audacia Ray, Jamye Waxman, and, yes, a certain Fleshbot editrix stripped down to their skivvies? How could we not want a copy of our very own? To our great annoyance, the calendar won't be officially released for another few weeks... but in the meantime, at least we have this behind the scenes video to tide ourselves over with. It's not quite the same—but really, what is?

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· Behind The Scenes At The Sex Blogger Calendar Shoot (wakingvixen.com)
· NYC Sex Blogger Calendar 2009 (sexbloggercalendar.wordpress.com)