Remember those Christmas countdown chains you used to make out of construction paper when you were in elementary school? For those who don't celebrate Christmas—or went to a school with a decent art program—the chain starts with 25 rings on December 1 and each day you remove one ring to remind you how much longer you have to wait for Santa to show up, sort of like an artsy-craftsy version of a standard Advent calendar. Pretty boring, right? Well, what if instead of a piece of colored paper you got rewarded with something good ... like a picture of a naked lady? That's the thinking behind Julekalender, a festive little holiday website that reveals one new boobie picture each day this month. OK, it's not the most exciting use of holiday porn, but it should help make all caroling and egg nog a little more bearable. After all, tomorrow is another babe!

· Julekalender 2006 (julekalender2006.leithoff.dk)

Previously: Christmas Babes Gallery: And So It Begins, Flesh Flicks: Miss Santa Claus' Christmas Blowjob, Morning Wood: Putting Up the Decorations

If you need a reason why French lingerie outfit Aubade has been crafting sexy lingerie and sharing the hotness alongside helpful "lessons of seductions" for so long, look no further than their hot new 2007 calendar that you can download for free in all its high resolution glory—and in individually wrapped monthly .zip files, no less! You know how much we like counting the days around here, but because this one is in French, it's like ... sophisticated and stuff. You'd almost feel guilty hanging this on the refrigerator when it clearly belongs some place more classy. Maybe the door to the wine cellar?

· Aubade - Calendar 2007 (aubade.com, via ToucheSexy)

Previously: 2007 Calendar Watch, Lascivious Lingerie, Mixona, Zoozoom Lingerie Galleries, Dreamgirl Lingerie, Les Lecons d'Aubade

· If you watch "Ugly Betty", you would know this already—but in case you didn't (or in case you forgot), Salma Hayek has tremendous knockers. (popoholic.com)

· It's not a real charity calendar these days unless it's a nude charity calendar. Hey, boobies don't just make life better—they save lives too! (limeproject.org)

· Introducing the Pronto Condom—from wrapper to your covered penis in one second. Yes, it will stop the spread of disease, but think of all the botched sexual encounters it will prevent, as well. (prontocondoms.co.za + bbc.co.uk)

· Speaking of condoms, they make fantastic promotional items, especially when you mail them to everyone in your town. Plus, a business named "Hell Pizza" probably doesn't mind a little heat from angry parents. (stuff.co.nz)

· Why are people still shocked that employees use their work computers to look at porn? Everyone knows its too risky to use the family computer for that stuff. (mg.co.za)

· So why do humans get off on watching total strangers have sex? Evolution makes you horny, baby. (philly.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Here's a look at Lucy Pinder's boring old 2007 bikini calendar. Must she be so modest all the time? (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Surprise! This post features Keeley Hazell. We can tell that you're shocked. (gorillamask.net)

· The French do have Americans beat in one very important category: the amount of bare boobage in their version of FHM. Those French bread pizzas are pretty tasty, too. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· It seems that the nerds at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory aren't comfortable with Laura Woodmansee's book, "Sex in Space." Look, just because you guys never got laid down here, doesn't mean it can't happen up there. (thespacereview.com)

· Is it true that internet porn actually helps reduce the rate of sex crimes? Does that make us, like ... Batman or something? (slate.com)

· Porn may be stopping crime, but it's also ruining English soccer, because players can't stay off the internet before their matches. So that's why no one ever scores any goals. (timesonline.co.uk)

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· The end of Daylight Savings Time means you get an extra hour to spend looking at Jennifer Ellison's 2007 calendar. We think that's what it means; we're not so good at numbers. (gorillamask.net)

· You think you know everything about politicians who write trashy stories? This quiz will test your skills: try to match the sex scene to the candidate who wrote it. (slate.com)

· Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz was uninvited from the Marine Corps birthday party after the Marines found out his girlfriend is you know who. They should really read more Fleshbot. (marinetimes.com, via adultfyi.com)

· Condom factories in the Alabama fight to stay alive even with foreign aid and a lot of pork. No, not porking ... we meant pork barrel politics, but we guess the world will never run out of either one. (upi.com + nytimes.com)

· Students in Colorado fail to break the world record for group streaking, probably because they tried to break the world record for streaking in Colorado in late October. (thedenverchannel.com)

· Unable to get regular bank accounts, sex workers in India set up their own co-op. It's the only bank in the world that won't take a check. (indiatimes.com)

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Despite its Latvian domain, Journal.lv is a Russian babelog as far as our rusty Cyrillic deciphering skills can determine; not that it really matters, because either way every second or third offering involves feminine delights in lascivious poses. The latest prurient post provides twelve months of a topless Helana Karel, which should keep you pondering the glory of Latvian culture (not to mention stunning naked Euromodels in general) at least through early 2007.- J. West

Helana Karel (journal.lv)

Previously: Euronudes, CL Erotic, Swiss Miss Super Post, Pics and Models, Younger Babes, I-Nudes, Best of Babelogs Archives, Met Art's Teen Beauty

Sure, any schlub can tack a calendar featuring a bunch of hot naked supermodels on the wall and call it a year, but it takes a special kind of person to mark the passing of time with twelve months' worth of nude midwestern librarians, Katrina refugees, or Russian bakery workers. We have a few quibbles with the criterea used to create this list—after all, we wouldn't exactly call sexy Italian golfer Sophie Sandolo "stupid", and the concept of naked female curlers is one of the few truly interesting things about the Winter Olympics this year—but then again, one man's meat is another man's poison ... or maybe we should say one man's Australian female soccer team is another's assortment of fine French cheeses. It's a big world.

Stupid Nude Calendars (igossip.com, via sexblo.gs/kottke.org)

Previously: Even More 2006 Calendars, Still More 2006 Calendars, Hotties of Harm Reduction, 2006 Pirelli Calendar, Areaticino Calendario 2006, More Areaticino 2006 Calendars, EdelWeiss 2006 Nudes

We never thought we'd have an excuse to bring up drug abuse prevention on Fleshbot, but thanks to this calendar which crossed our path this week ... well, here we are. Recognizing that the only way to treat drug addiction is through honesty—which can be brutal and ugly—we have to admit that most of he subjects here aren't exactly what you would call classic pin-up material. But hey, we'd still rather romance any of these do-gooder social worker types than dance with some toothless crack whore any day.- J. West

Hotties of Harm Reduction Calendar (hottiesofharmreduction.org, via Rocheblog)

Previously: Francesco Arca 2006 Calendar, Even More 2006 Calendars, Rugby Guys 2006 Calendar Update, Still More 2006 Calendars, 2006 Pirelli Calendar, More Areaticino 2006 Calendars

As if the sight of a sexy babe with mad Java, PHP, ASP, SQL, and XML skillz under her belt didn't turn us on enough already (yes, we have somewhat of a tech abbreviation fetish here at Fleshbot), our joystick-twiddling sibling Kotaku also informs us that the proceeds from the 2006 Geek Gorgeous calendar will go towards a scholarship fund for young women interested in studying computer science. Just think ... your appreciation of the sexy geeks of today will help foster a whole new generation of sexy geeks for tomorrow! Our hard drives are feeling all warm and tingly just thinking about it.

· The Geek Gorgeous Calendar (geekgorgeous.com, via Kotaku)
· Thumbnail: "Diehard Macintosh girl" (sigh) Jenna

Previously: HW-PORN: Girls with Network Equipment, Girls of Geekdom, Geek Fantasies, Ute Werner: Gadget Model, Naked Czech Computer Geeks, Unix Girls Calendar, HaXXXor Volume 2, Happy Sysadmin Day!, Fembot Casemod, Asia Carrera Interview, Spanking Perl Geek Girls

In addition to the whole Santa hat thing, it seems we can't swing a mouse this time of year without hitting a site featuring scans of the latest crop of pinup calendars. But in this case we have less to complain about: after all, how could we possibly get tired of looking at all that glossy, high-quality cheese- and beefcake, especially when there are choices which also allow us to express our love of Italian booze or coffee or our resistance to a unified European currency as well as our appreciation for fine flesh?

Calendarios 2006 (galleries @ noticiasdot.com, via Touche Sexy)

Previously: Still More 2006 Calendars, 2006 Pirelli Calendar, Areaticino Calendario 2006, More Areaticino 2006 Calendars, EdelWeiss 2006 Nudes

Sure, there are plenty of choices if you're content to slap a regular old pinup calendar featuring nude supermodels or Italian celebrities up on the wall and call it a day year, but what to do if your tastes lie in the more rarefied areas of Bible fetishism or fine French cheeses? Not to worry: these two European releases have you covered for the next twelve months. You'll never go hungry for some hot naked Rahab action or Camembert-slinging cuties again! (Or at least until 2007.)

· Erotic Bible Calendar (sexoteric.com; see also Bibel Kalender)
· La Journée nationale du fromage: 2006 Calendar (Flash gallery @ journeenationaledufromage.com, via Touche Sexy)

Previously: 2006 Pirelli Calendar, Areaticino Calendario 2006, More Areaticino 2006 Calendars, EdelWeiss 2006 Nudes

· Remember that big hoo-ha earlier this year about the institution of a .XXX domain for porn sites? Turns out we may not be seeing Fleshbot.xxx anytime soon after all. (theregister.co.uk)

· We're sure someone out there who can tell us more about CKM, or guess what theme unites the monthly tableaus in the 2006 CKM Calendar. We're still busy trying to get past April ... er, Kwiecie. (sfondionline.net - thanks C.)

· 50 Cent's penis to become blue, waterproof, and motorized. You've been warned. (femalefirst.co.uk - thanks Scott)

· A Fleshbot operative caught Miss Hawaiian Tropic Rebecca Dipietro modeling her pearly whites at a dental trade show in New York this week .... but it's her another one of her recent appearances that puts a smile on our face. (strippingbabes.net)

· Old prostitutes in Australia never die—they just move out west and start charging less! (news.yahoo.com - thanks J.)

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I'm not sure when the tradition of advertising auto parts using sexy, half-naked models began (though I'm sure there's someone out there who can tell me). But I can tell you that the models in each year's eagerly awaited Pirelli Calendar aren't your father's garage girls. Or at least they weren't my father's when he was moonlighting at a service station. This is the kind of pinup calendar I imagine was in the garage at the Ferrari, Alfa Romeo and Maserati dealership I'd pass on the way to school: severe lines softened by relaxed curves with a not-so-subtle fetishistic appeal. And I'm not talking about the cars.- J. West

· 2006 Pirelli Calendar (attuseespirelli.blogspot.com)
· Pirelli Calendar (official site @ pirellical.com)

Previously: 2005 Pirelli Calendar, Areaticino Calendario 2006, More Areaticino 2006 Calendars, EdelWeiss 2006 Nudes

Continuing with today's theme of cultural ignorance, we here at Fleshbot regret never having heard of Italian media darlings/cheesecake models Elena Santarelli, Giulia Olivetti, or Silvia Rocca before we came across these latest additions to Areaticino's already stellar lineup of 2006 calendar scans. Good thing we'll be able to catch up over the next twelve months with everything we've been missing.

Areaticino 2006 Calendars: Elena Santarelli, Giulia Olivetti, Silvia Rocca, Nikki Anderson (areaticino.com)
Thumbnail: Elena Santarelli (fansite @ tv-stars.it)

Previously: Areaticino Calendario 2006, EdelWeiss 2006 Nudes, Unix Girls Calendar

It's November and that old 2005 calendar is looking ratty and worn around the edges. Don't you think it's time to start asking yourself what sort of calendar year 2006 will be? A fast European sports car year? A cute kitten year? SpongeBob Squarepants (again)? Or, can I tempt you to make 2006 special, to adorn your walls with and anoint your appointments on an authentic EdelWeiss 2006 super babe calendar, featuring a blonde with a rack as big and bold as your hopes and dreams for the coming year? Maybe this calendar might not be enough on its own to make 2006 great, but you can sure as hell count on it to offer a little inspiration during the hard times ahead.A. Tolesco

EdelWeiss 2006 Nudes (calendar scans @ sfondionline.net)

Previously: Areaticino Calendario 2006, Sexy Italian 2006 Calendars, Unix Girls Calendar

Dear Areaticino Calendario People: On behalf of the Fleshbot staff, I d formally like to request your assistance on a pressing matter. You see, looking for porn and other such contrivances of titillation on a daily basis, it is often difficult to keep track of the date and month, let alone remembering doctors appointments, anniversaries and the likes. I feel as if one or more of your very sexy 2006 calendars featuring the hot naked Italian models with the nice big breasts would help greatly in keeping our lives in order and consequently, assist us in our noble quest to spread the gospel of free smut throughout this beautiful world of ours. A. Tolesco

· Magda Gomes Calendar (areaticino.com)
· Eva Henger Caldendar (areaticino.com)
· Zsuzsanna Ripli Calendar (areaticino.com)

Previously: Unix Girls Calendar, 2005 FHM Calendar, SI Swimsuit 2005, 2005 Sexy Coffins Calendar

I don t think it s news that geek girls are sexy. Nevertheless, we're delighted to celebrate the release of the new Girls of Geekdom calendar, boasting some serious geek girl affirmation. The Girls of Geekdom do a very geeky looking pin-up calendar with real, hot geek models categorized by their geeky persuits. Not so much on the skin mind you, but we thought this might be the sort of thing you d like regardless. We sure do... A. Tolesco

Girls of Geekdom (girlsofgeekdom.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Girls of Geekdom Calendar, Geek Fantasies, Naked Czech Computer Geeks, Beautiful CG Girls Competition, Neo Et Xeo, Jean Jaques Andre, Unix Girls Calendar