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That Fat Ass Could Save Your Life

auryn — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

Harvard Medical School's researchers are all about that big bubble butt. Seriously, it's good for you.

New research from the Ivy League medical college has shown that having a fat ass and hips can actually protect women from certain diseases. Fat-bottom girls have a lower risk of Type II Diabetes and high blood pressure, but the pear-shape here is key. Women who carry, proportionally, most of their fat in their midsections are more likely to develop diabetes and heart disease. Scientists suspect that these may be two different kinds of fat, and further research is needed.

In the meantime, we will follow the advice of Doctor Mix-a-Lot and "shake that healthy butt."

Via The Daily News. (nydailynews.com)

Photo courtesy of Big Butt Hunt - Alyssa Dior.

Just for the record, lad mags are not just...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:35:00 EDT

Just for the record, lad mags are not just about celebrating big boobs. Sometimes, they turn the models around and celebrate their asses too. Who says the media doesn't know how to cover both sides of the story? (dailypoa.com)

Vida Guerra is back and she somehow poses...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:21:14 EDT

Vida Guerra is back and she somehow poses for sexy photos that don't (completely) rely on her showing off her trademark ass. Who says she only knows how to do one thing? (dailypoa.com)

The Ass Thread: What The Internet Was Meant To Be

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:20:48 EDT

We try not to spend too much (or any) time on message boards, because that way lies flame wars and madness. Still, there are occasional moments when the collective hive mind of the internet creates something useful and informative, and so we present you with "The Ass Thread." No political rants, no insane conspiracy theories ... and we're pretty sure no one has called anyone a Nazi. (Yet.) Just a thread full of hot, sweaty, generally uncovered asses! It pretty much restores our faith in the World Wide Web as a communications medium. We're not ready to start editing Wikipedia discussion pages or anything, but it's a start.

· The Ass Thread (theboredspot.com, via blography)

What the world needs at this point in the...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:45:37 EDT

What the world needs at this point in the summer is more beach volleyball babes! Good thing there's a whole buttload of them on the internet, so we should be able to keep a healthy supply around at least through Labor Day. (icanhashappy.blogspot.com + voyeurweb.com)

We feel like there's something here that...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:35:00 EDT

We feel like there's something here that Argentine model Mariana de Melo wants us to see. It seems like she's trying to get our attention, but what is it that she wants us to look at? What could be so important that she just has to show us? Give us another minute—we've almost got it. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Police in Laguna Niguel, California, broke...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:14:22 EDT

Police in Laguna Niguel, California, broke up the annual mooning of the Amtrak trains, a 29-year tradition that has never once caused a rail disaster. Well, not one involving a train anyway. (latimes.com)

Jesikah Maximus is like a big booty lover's...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Jesikah Maximus is like a big booty lover's dream. Or a phenomenal reason to stay awake and alert. We can't really decide. (bootysource.com)

Some women make a living off their beautiful...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:15:16 EDT

Some women make a living off their beautiful faces, while others get paid for their bounteous boobs or skills in the sack. And still others are paid to show off their bootylicious behinds. AskMen rounds up their ten favorite ass models— and we're starting to see where Sir Mix-A-Lot was coming from. (askmen.com)

Getting Wii Fit (A.K.A. More Ass Shaking) With Jo Garcia

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:20:00 EDT

It's hard being right all the time, but we know a trend when we see one. After watching just one video of a girl shaking her ass on the Wii Fit, we predicted a surge of similar clips from everyone with a Nintendo Wii, a video camera and an ass worth shaking. Of course, when a major media outlet gets in on the action, that usually means the trend is over. Or is it just beginning? Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia is either going to sell a lot of Wii's or a lot of Playboy subscriptions, but either way, we're starting to understand the appeal of video games as a spectator sport. We feel healthier already!

· Jo Garcia — The Perfect Fit (playboy.com)

Previously: Shaking Your Ass With Wii Fit

Hombre Likes A Good Back Story

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:55:22 EDT

British lad mags, like Nuts and Zoo Weekly, pretty much exist for one reason and one reason only: boobs. (OK, that's two reasons.) Big, round, and bouncy breasts are the star of every issue, which not coincidentally happens to be the reason we keep them on our monthly reading list. But other parts of the world, boobs often take a backseat to ... uh, backseats. Take a look at the "Lingerie Issue" of Hombre magazine, for example, and you might notice the editorial focus drifting slightly southward, in more ways than one. As much as we try to avoid stereotypes, there's no denying the fact that Latin men like a nice ass (though we're sure they like boobs too, and we'll stare at just about any part of the body as long as it's exposed). On this issue, we're right behind them.

· Great Asses In Hombre Lingerie Edition (dailypoa.com)

Shaking Your Ass With Wii Fit

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:20:38 EDT

The newest videogame sensation has been on sale for less than two weeks, but we think we've already discovered its potential as the world's next hot fetish device. See, one of the ostensibly fat-burning games you can play on its nifty balance board is virtual hula hooping, and ... do you see where this is going? Hot chicks + skimpy clothes + repetitive hip shaking = voyeuristic YouTube phenomenon! Trust us when we say that what you see below is only the beginning.

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· Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit. (YouTube)

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· Wii Fit Hula Hoop makes you look stupid (YouTube)

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· WII FIT HULA HOOP TO SHAKIRA HIPS DONT LIE (YouTube)

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· My Girlfriend on the wii (YouTube)

Show Your Big Ass Already!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:40:04 EDT

The title of this website is both a description and direct order to its readers: You've got an ass, right? Then take a picture of it and show it to everyone! Yes, it's a pretty simple task to follow, and when even the creator of the site is not afraid to upload pictures of her own ass and generously share them with the internet world you really have no excuse not to follow suit. Your butt probably doesn't even have to be that big ... but it definitely wouldn't hurt if it was.

· Show Your Big Ass (showyourbigass.com, via Indie Nudes)

Buttmonth: The Only Election That Really Matters

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:40:19 EDT

Exhausted by the seemingly neverending election season? If you don't give a rat's ass about exit polls, take a break from Clinton vs. Obama with an election that really matters: Stockroom.com's National Butt Month Competition , an intense campaign to determine who shall be crowned (if that's the right term) with coveted title of Best Ass in both male and female categories. Sure, the results of this election probably won't end the war or get us universal healthcare, but we promise the debates will be a lot more interesting. (Come to think about it, this might be one way to decide that whole Democratic nomination thing once and for all. Quick, someone get a camera!)

· Buttmonth: Vote for the Best Male and Female Ass! (sandm.com)

Can That Booty Be Real?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:32:24 EDT

Angel Melaku has a butt that seems to defy gravity and at least three other major laws of physics. We have to assume that, much like Bugs Bunny, she never studied law. (more @ bootysource.com)

Wweeggee's Feet And Hands And Butts (Oh, My!)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:45:49 EDT

Sometimes you really have to stop and appreciate the little things in life — and by little things, of course, we mean body parts that are smaller than a pair of inflated DD boobs. (Not that there's anything wrong with those,) The photos we've found on the Flickr pages of the curiously named "Wweeggee" are a good reminder that good things often come in fleshy packages that don't necessarily have nipples. Lips, legs, feet, hands, and butts are sexy and plentiful in these photo collections and will make you forget all about those dirtier things you're used to focusing on ... for about five seconds anyway. (There's a few pictures of that other stuff in there too, because well ... nobody's perfect.)

· Collection: bELL0 (Flickr, via ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

It looks like we have another contender...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:21:49 EDT

It looks like we have another contender in the Latin American hottie (non)competition: Cuba's Aylin Mujica certainly has the credentials for a winning entry, particularly if she enters with her back to the judges. (dailypoa.com)

Smooth magazine introduces us to Rain, an...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:55:37 EDT

Smooth magazine introduces us to Rain, an aspiring young model with an ass that ... well, we're not really sure what to call it. But it certainly isn't showing any signs of quitting anytime soon. (bootysource.com)

We just entered March, but Zoo Weekly is...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:01:29 EST

We just entered March, but Zoo Weekly is ready to call the race for Britain's best behinds of 2008. Strangely enough, these girls also have some of the best fronts, but we suppose that's just a "coincidence." (ukceleb.net)

We didn't think people mooned truckers while...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:24:47 EST

We didn't think people mooned truckers while riding on the highway anymore, but apparently it's still a popular way to fight road boredom. We can't wait to talk about this on our CB radio! (youporn.com — obey all traffic laws, kids!)