Fleshbot: buttplugs

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Bottoms Up P-Spot Rocker (Now In Ice!)

Gram Ponante — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

For the man who has everything (up his ass), you might do well to wonder if anything this curly, translucent, and rubbery has ever come out of your butt before you put something with those attributes into it.

The Bottoms-Up Butt Silicone P-Spot Rocker (Now in Ice), distributed by Topco, is quite a beautiful piece of functional art, the kind of thing that unsuspecting guests might not immediately recognize as a sex toy (the way they did your six-foot Chewbacca with the strategic holes).

But caution is the watchword before inserting anything this beautiful and New Power Generation-ish into your backside, fellas. We farmed this out to a willing test subject, who said:

"This stimulated my perineum and my prostate simultaneously. All it took was a little effort."

People with small children may want to send them out of the room for the next part.

"But the P-Spot Rocker-Ice's color isn't conducive to repeated uses, as it tends to reflect where it's been. Still, it's a great little toy."

...and a (w)hole lot better than putting a slew of Andrew Wyeth's Helga paintings up that way.

· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)
· Buy the Bottoms Ups P-Spot Rocker (tlavideo.com)

Tristan Taormino Offers Expert Advice On "Anal Pleasure For Men"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Anal queen Tristan Taormino has long held that butts are an equal opportunity erogenous zone—and now she's put that sentiment into practice with her latest "Expert Guide" installment. Yes, Tristan's showing straight men how to enjoy anal stimulation.

The feature follows Tristan's standard format: we begin with a lecture, in which Tristan goes over the basics of anal play and anatomy. Then, special assistants Penny Flame and Devin are brought in for a little "hands on" demonstration. With Tristan there to guide them, they walk us through the basics of going through the back door—with a lot of helpful tips along the way. (One we especially loved: Penny learns how to keep her luscious long nails from doing damage to her partner's parts!)

With the education out of the way, it's time to get down to the sex. Tristan leaves Penny and Devin to their own devices, which happily involve strapon play. Their romp is followed by Annie Cruz and Nomad, who take the opportunity to explore Annie's butt as well as Nomad's (see? Anal play really is for everyone!). Last, but certainly not least, Jandi Lin and Christian XXX team up to show that there's more than one way for boys to get it up the butt: rather than submit to a strapon, Christian wears a prostate plug while he gives Jandi the what for. (Oh, also she shoves a dildo in him, too. Delicious!)

It's worth noting that this DVD is a bit of a slow starter. In order to properly educate, the sex scenes spend a lot of time focusing on warm up: the couples all take a lot of time to make sure the boys' butts are good and ready before they get to the slambam action. It's still hot, of course, but if you're specifically interested in nothing but buttfucking, be advised that you'll have to fastforward a bit to get there.

There are a lot of thoughtful details in the release that we really, really loved: whenever a toy is shown, a pop up note comes on screen to tell you what, exactly, you're looking at and who makes it (all the better to find it for yourself!). The DVD extras on anal hygiene and enemas, choosing a harness, and solo prostate stimulation are also appreciated (the last one's especially good for anyone who enjoys watching boys jack off).

In fact, there was really only one disappointment in the whole release: we were kinda bummed that Christian doesn't get his butt fucked by a strapon. Yes, we realize it's important to show multiple modes of stimulation, and we do appreciate that boys can like butt play without wanting to bend over...but hey, can you really blame us for wanting to see Jandi Lin give it hard and good to Christian?

Maybe our prayers will be answered one day...perhaps in an "Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex for Men"?

Angel Pink (Clara G)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:00:00 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit

Gram Ponante — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:30:01 EDT

When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass."

The smallest of these monolithic and semi-hard "ass rods" (which also happens to be what we call L.A.'s Parking Enforcement personnel) is 5.5" long and 2.5" around. The folks at Rascal are not messing around. That the largest of the three is almost twice that size scared the shit out of us (good thing, too, because we needed the room).

The SensaFirm material is spongy, turgid, and heavy, yielding just enough to provide both entrant and penetrated a real sense of accomplishment, probably like John Holmes did in his flaccid years.

Because there were no instructions provided with the items, we wondered what the recommended time frame of graduation from the smallest rod to the 9.5" x 4.75" brickbat was. Until Christmas? The year 2525? We have already petitioned our Member of Congress to declare that day Gaping Day.

The rods are waterproof (though that should be the least of your worries) and would also make excellent upgrades for the foam bats at your next couples' counseling session.

As this video will make clear, my bid to become the Ass Rod spokesmodel was rejected.

· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)
· Buy "Ass Rod Anal Training Kit" (adonisent.com)

Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug Is More Plug To Love

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino's debut plug, and was immediately smitten.

Amazingly, that toy debuted a full decade ago: and to commemorate it (and Tristan's) accomplishments, an updated, tenth anniversary edition has been released. Yes, I had to get my hands (er, butt?) on it as soon as possible.

You may be wondering how one "updates" a classic plug like the Tristan. Clearly, altering the amazing design makes little to no sense—but beefing the plug up is an excellent idea indeed. As shown in the image at left, the Tristan Anniversary Plug (left) is a little bit fatter than its predecessor (though not as big as the T2, which I'm sad to say I do not own).

But is bigger better? Well, as in all things, it really depends on what you're going for. The anniversary plug is certainly a more advanced toy than its skinny friend—it took me quite a bit more warmup, and a whole lot of lube, to nudge the head of the toy into my anal area. But it was certainly worth it: once inside, the anniversary plug felt awesome. A-W-E-S-O-M-E. All the delicate curves of the original, but way beefed up.

Not that I'd expect anything less from an anal expert like Tristan.

The Anniversary Plug may not be the best toy for beginners (scratch that, it's definitely not for beginners), but if you've been plugging away (ha!) with the original for awhile now, and are in the mood for a bit of an upgrade, it's a wonderful way to make a step up. Kudos to Tristan—and congratulations of ten years of such a great butt toy!

· Buy Tristan's Anniversary Edition Plug (babeland.com)

"Everybody Cums" When Faye Reagan's In The Picture

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:30:01 EDT

How do we love Faye Reagan? Let us count the ways. We love her pale, freckled skin and her pert, puffy nipples—and especially her long red hair.

We love her cute sighs of pleasure, and her sexy high pitched moans. We love how she's equally adept at pleasuring both Dane Cross and Emilee Parker (who's getting up into the Crush Object sphere herself, we might add). In short, we just love Faye—and we're pretty sure there's nothing she can do wrong.

And if, like us, you're also a fan of Faye, you'll want to be sure to check out the bonus super sexy photos from this shoot—just click the Little Mutt link below!

· "Everybody Cums" (littlemutt.com)

Blooming With Bloomy

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory.

With the knowledge that you should always go front to back, rather than the reverse, I began my experiment in my girl area, testing out the Bloomy's dildo capabilities. Given the toy's small size, I wasn't expecting much, but I found myself pleasantly surprised: the Bloomy's shape conformed exactly to my curves, the larger section nestling comfortably against my g-sport while the smaller end cupped my vulva, applying a delightful pressure to my clitoris.

However, I quickly realized that—advertising copy be damned!—the Bloomy was not a dildo, per se. It definitely wasn't a a toy designed for the old in and out. Instead, I was much happier just leaving the Bloomy inside, and rocking it back and forth for added stimulation (making it not unlike a smaller version of the Jollie). It was, in effect, more of a vaginal plug than a dildo, if you will—and it left me wondering why there aren't more toys designed with this type of use in mind.

Having had my fill of Bloomy's front end talents, I moved my way to my backdoor. With a little bit of warm up, Bloomy entered my back regions—and felt pretty good, too. I'd be worried that its shape—which bore a suspicious resemblance to a prostate toy—would not work well with my prostate-free back end, but as far as I could tell, there didn't seem to be a problem.

Until I started to move, that is. With the slightest motion, I could feel the Bloomy slipping out from my behind, refusing to stay put, no matter how firmly I pushed it back in.

Perhaps a prostate gland is good for more than just pleasure, after all.

In spite of its ability to keep my ass in, ahem, bloom, I was nevertheless impressed with the Bloomy's talents—a toy doesn't have to stimulate all a girl's parts to be useful, after all.

(Oh, and if any of you out there are lucky enough to be able to use Bloomy in both the front and the back, please remember to thoroughly sterilize your toy between uses. No one likes getting infections!)

· Buy Bloomy (babeland.com)

Bob: A Beautiful Backdoor Toy For Boys

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Even though I have no penis, I'm still excited by the LELO Homme line. After all, it's not every day that a sex toy company designs a line of sleek, beautiful toys... for men.

My first brush with Homme came in the form of Bo, a gentleman's ring that rocked my world. Then came Bob, a gentleman's plug—and even though I have no prostate gland, it was still love at first sight.

A shapely, silicone butt plug, Bob is beautifully crafted, and a great toy for any boy looking to expand his sexual repertoire (or just add another toy to the collection). Knowing that what's good for the gander isn't always good for the goose, I enlisted a male friend to test the toy for me. After a night of butt passion, he reported back that "it's a great guy first plug... not super teeny but it pokes the boy orgasm spot nicely," and gave extra points for the ring shaped base, "which makes for easy fucking, and makes it easy to carry to the bathroom for cleanup."

All of which leaves me, well, jealous that I don't have a prostate gland. Or at least makes me hope that LELO might someday expand their Femme line to include a little something wonderful for the lady backside, as well.

[Note for the big spenders: LELO's Luxe line has a super fancy version of Bob, known as Earl. You know, for the times when nothing's too good for your butt play.]

· Buy the Bob (lelo.com)

On The Prowl

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:00:00 EDT

All cougars are not milves, and all milves are not cougars, but they do have quite a few things in common—and you should always watch out when one of them is on the prowl.

And by "watch out," we mean "pay rapt attention"—because when a sexy older woman (okay, any sexy woman) is on the prowl, there's bound to be some action worth watching. Just wait til you see this one pounce.

· Busty MILF prowls around anal plugged (pornhub.com)

Sex Toys For Beginners: The Fleshbot Guide

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:00:00 EST

So you've decided you'd like to masturbate—with something other than your hand, your pillow, or the washing machine, that is. How do you find the sex toy that's right for you?

Sure, you could just go to a sex toy shop and pick the first toy that catches your eye—but chances are high that that system won't lead you to the toy of your dreams (says the woman who's first vibrator was glittery, pink, and cock-shaped). That's why we here at Fleshbot have stepped in to help. We've assembled a list of our favorite "beginner" toys: ones that are simple to use, not too intimidating, discreet, and, most importantly, cheap—so even if you don't fall in love on first fap, you can still experiment without breaking the bank.

Silk Dildo: Many dildo manufacturers seem to believe that bigger is always better—which means they end up creating a product that can be a bit intimidating to the beginner. Silk dildos are available in a range of sizes, with the smallest selection a great pick for the girl (or boy) who's just getting started.

The Nubby G: The Nubby G was not my first vibrator, but I really wish it had been. The f-shaped toy is a great way to explore stimulating the g-spot, the clitoris, or both at the same time—and the dial on the bottom makes it easy to control the speed of vibration, with no confusing buttons to get in the way of a good time.

I Rub My Duckie: Bathtime's lots more fun when you throw in the I Rub My Duckie vibe. Just squeeze the tail to get Duckie going—and when you're done with your fun, no one will ever be the wiser.

Silver Bullet: You can't get much more simple than the silver bullet: compact, powerful, and utterly delightful, it works well for both external and internal stimulation—and can be paired with a tickler when you're ready to take things up a notch.

Havana Vibrating Butt Plug: Sleek, thin, and adorably pink, the Havana is a good pick for those just getting started with anal play. Slide it in for some anal enjoyment—and when you're ready to take things a little further, throw in some vibration for a little extra buzz.

Flexi Felix: Soft, supple, and, yes, adorable, Flexi Felix is another good option for butt play beginners. The soft beads slide in without putting too much force on your parts. And, best of all, you can easily take each bead one at a time, taking a break in between until you're ready for the next.

In Butts We Trust: Top Ten Butt Plug Sex Videos

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

Newcomers to anal action often wonder why, exactly, their exploits aren't going as smoothly as the ones they watch in porn—and, more often than not, it's because they're skipping a crucial step: warm up.

More often than not, pornos prefer to keep the preparation off camera, neglecting to show all the steps leading up to that big fat cock sliding into a willing rectum. On the one hand, we get why so much of the warm up lands on the cutting room floor (it can be kinda boring). On the other hand, we wish more porn made some screen time for one of our parts of the warm up process—your friend and ours, the butt plug.

Believe it or not, this tiny little toy makes so much anal action possible, getting everything warmed up and ready for the big show. And though it's often shunted to the side in favor of, say, the baseball bats, it warms our pervy little hearts to see some videos putting the focus back on the butt... plug.

Sexy Trinity Butt plug anal fuck (pornhub.com)

Butt plug herself (pornhub.com)

Tory Lane 001 (megaporn.com)

Queen of sluts with butt plug (megaporn.com)

Butt plug babe on beach (megaporn.com)

Anal stuffing with lots of toys (pornhub.com)

Horny bunny gets fucked (redtube.com)

Babe fucked hard and gets a donut (redtube.com)

Webcam sex with butt plug (megaporn.com)

Babe masturbates outdoors with butt plug (megaporn.com)

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug

Gram Ponante — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:30:01 EST

Like a feel-good underdog sports team movie filled with plucky go-getters who dream big, the anus is resilient. Still, you don't want to throw the TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug in there too fast.

This device is so thick that Doc (not a real doctor) Johnson couldn't send Hi Res images, lest our mail program shed a single tear before saying "This Inbox is Exit Only."

“The Last Word in Anal Authority,” the Wreckd’em™ is a seven-inch anal probe with a ribbed shaft of varying circumference – seven inches on the peaks and five-and-a-half inches in the valleys.

These circumferential variances resulted in a spew of New Testament shout outs for our test subject, who cried "Jesus CHRIST" at the peaks and "(johnthebaptist)" in the valleys.

Either way, after you're done with this butt plug, there's no turning the other cheek.

· Doc Johnson (docjohnson.com)
· Buy "TitanMen's Wrecked'Em" (titanmen.com)

Riding The Zephyr To Unexpected Pleasure

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:00:10 EST

The Vergenza Zephyr arrived on my doorstep in an unmarked box, completely unaccompanied by any sort of instruction or explanatory material. Clearly it was a sex toy—why else would someone send it to me?—but what kind of sex toy was it, exactly?

My immediate assumption was that it must be an anal toy. At a mere 5" by 1.25", it seemed too small to be intended for vaginal pleasure; then again, I wasn't quite sure that it was shaped for anal pleasure, either. I decided to turn to the internet for help.

Vergenza's website informed me that the Zephyr is "double-ended and gender neutral"—not particularly specific, sadly; but it did lead me to believe that anal use was certainly somewhere in the mix. But hey, why depend on the internet for information when I had two eager orifices more than willing to give the Zephyr a go?

As a bit of a traditionalist, I started my session with some good old fashioned vaginal play. I'd expected this portion of the experiment to be a bust, but was pleasantly surprised to discover the Zephyr performed surprising well when it came to vaginal stimulation. Despite its small size, the toy has a surprising amount of heft and weight that lends some intensity to its stimulation. My ladyparts were not left wanting.

But what about the ass, you ask? No sooner than I'd had an orgasm (or several), I turned my attention assward. The first thing I realized: The Zephyr requires more warm up than you would expect. Sure, it's all small and cute, and looks like it would slide into a butthole with near no preparation; then again, it's a piece of metal. As we all know, metal has much less give than, say, silicone or a penis. Translation? The toy felt a lot bigger than it looked.

Which, once it was firmly ensconced in my anal region, was not so bad a thing. As a woman who appreciates the finer things in life, I happen to enjoy the sensation of aircraft-quality aluminum stuck up my nether regions. Really, what more could a girl want?

Should you be inclined to stick the Zephyr into your own parts (or the parts of a friend or loved one), just remember: if you're going to be exploring multiple body parts, sterilize it in between uses. It's just better that way.

· Buy the Zephyr (inspiredbyvergenza.com)

Introducing Jude And Latti: Amatuer Sex Show Stars

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:17:41 EDT

As we page our way through all the amateur porno content on the internet, we occasionally find something really special—a standout product, if you will. "The Jude & Latti Show"—something of a porno podcast—is a perfect example. In each episode, the eponymous couple talk about their sex lives, show off their toys, fuck on camera, and (best of all!) take special requests from their viewers. It's like turning a sex blog into a talk show, only without the boring guests and cute animal acts. (In other words, it's actually entertaining.)

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· Jude & Latti Show: Episode 1- Bath Time (video.xtube.com)
· The Jude & Latti Show (x02.xtube.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Flip(ping) Open The Back Door

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:47:16 EDT

A friend recently told me that he thinks everyone should own at least one butt toy. As something of a butt sex enthusiast, I couldn't agree more: but before you make your butt toy purchase, it's important to figure out just what butt toy is right for you. Sure, you could always go the butt plug route, but if butt plugs aren't your style, or if you're in the mood to mix it up, you might want to consider the lovely wooden Flip dildo. Yes, I said wood.

Manufactured by Nob Essence (the same company that brought us the Fling), the Flip is a beautifully handcrafted curved wooden toy, carved into a set of graduated beads.

So how does the Flip shape up? Quite nicely, actually. The beads start small and work their way up, allowing the user to control the intensity of the stimulation. New to butt play? Stick to the shallow waters. Anal expert? Take the plunge, and bury the Flip to the hilt!

In addition to its pleasurably beaded body, the Flip features a curved form for prostate stimulation. Sadly, as a prostate-free female, I can't offer too much comment on this feature. Though I'm sure it would feel quite wonderful if I had a prostate to stimulate, I actually found that I preferred rotating the toy so that the hook of the curve faced towards my back. Maybe it's a girl thing.

Lovely though the Flip is, it's not the best toy for those who like to leave a butt toy in for an all day (or at least several hour) treat. For one thing, the beaded shape makes the toy hard to grip and keep in. For another, the large rounded handle, though quite convenient when maneuvering the toy, leads to a limited range of motion. To put it bluntly: it's kinda hard to sit down when there's a large wooden ring sticking out of your ass.

Like the Fling, the Flip is coated in Lubrosity, a fancy coating that makes it chemical/bacteria-resistant, waterproof, and hypoallergenic—and it's phthalate-free. Didn't quite catch that? The important thing to remember is that it's easy to clean, won't get ruined by water (or your butt), and is compatible with all lubes.

A note for the adventurous girls out there: It is possible, if a bit tricky, to use the Flip and its sister dildo, the Fling, for some double penetration action. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Don't say I never taught you nothing.

· Buy the The Flip (babeland.com)
· Nob Essence (nobessence.com)

Feminist Porn Awards Celebrate Porn We Really Like

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:38:43 EDT

Remember those Feminist Porn Awards we told you about? They happened! Feisty, feminist films were screened, trophies were handed out ... and even better, some of of favorite films and performers ended up winning. Oh, and did you know that the Feminist Porn Award trophies are in the shape of butt plugs? Sure, there might be more prestigious awards out there, but we doubt there are any that are more functional.

See which Fleshbot faves were honored with their own anal pleasure devices after the jump.

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Smutty Schoolteacher of the Year (Educational Title): Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part 1 Cunnilingus and Part 2 Fellatio | Tristan Taormino; Vivid Ed

Boundary Breaker of the Year: Buck Angel

Hottest Dyke Film: Crash Pad Series Volume 1 | Shine Louise Houston; Pink and White Productions Blowfish Video

Golden Beaver Award for Canadian Content: Bren Ryder | www.gooddykeporn.com

Best Bi Scene: Female Fantasies | Petra Joy; Strawberry Seductress Productions

Most Tantalizing Trans Film: Trans Entities: The Nasty Love of Papi' and Wil | Morty Diamond; Morty Diamond Productions

Deliciously Diverse Cast: Trans Entities: The Nasty Love of Papi' and Wil | Morty Diamond; Morty Diamond Productions

Movie of the Year: Five Hot Stories for Her | Erika Lust; Lust Films

· Feminist Porn Awards (goodforher.com)
· Good For Her's Feminist Porn Awards (nakedcity.com)

Babes-n-Horny: Dildos And Buttplugs And Strapons, Oh My!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:06:42 EDT

The dildo is a very utilitarian device that generally does its business with very little fanfare. Of course, there are sex toy artistes who craft elaborate artifacts too fancy or delicate to actually stick in any hole—and then there are the even smaller handful of companies that create stylish toys that look just as good on your nightstand as they do strapped to the end of a leather harness. Babes-n-Horny is one such store that has a friendly and colorful line of products for those who like a little flash with their fun—and don't mind paying for stuff in British pounds. They also get bonus points for providing shoppers with detailed stats on each of their products (like average diameter and "workable length") and giving us a new usage for the word "penetralia"; their happy rainbow vibe (not, you know, vibe) makes it almost impossible for us to not share their enthusiasm for helping people get off. Oh, joy!

· Babes-n-Horny (babes-n-horny.com, via fluffysex.blogspot.com)

Previously: Art Vibes: Jamie Hewlett For JimmyJane, Sex Toys Of The Stars: Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan, Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Speaking of celebrity butt plugs, the folks...

Fleshbot — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:21:33 EDT

Speaking of celebrity butt plugs, the folks who helped you stick Paris Hilton up your ass are proud to introduce their latest L. Ron version, complete with a remote control and flashing hypno eyes. We're waiting for the Xenu model ourselves, though we're not certain our assholes are advanced enough to take it yet. (celebritybuttplugs.com)

The "Parass Hilton" Butt Plug Jailbird Edition...

Fleshbot — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:21:39 EDT

The "Parass Hilton" Butt Plug Jailbird Edition would've been a lot more amusing had we come across it a month or so ago ... but it's already sold out, meaning that there are at least some folks out there who appreciate opportunistic sex novelty items more than we do. (tmz.com; more hot celebrity butt plug action here.)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: ClubJenna's Lollipoppers

Gram Ponante — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:26:35 EDT

Doc (not a real doctor) Johnson has created, with ClubJenna Labs, a series of easily portable butt plugs that each make a pleasant "pop!" sound when you pull them out. Military veterans suffering from PTSD are also assured that there is nothing grenade-like about ClubJenna's Lollipoppers, so no evasive measures will be necessary.

Read our review after the gap. - GP

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I visited Tchukon Hunter at Mr. S Leather in San Francisco recently and was told a delightful story about Why Butt Plugs Have Handles. It concerned an old-skool handle-free plug that slowly disappeared up someone Hunter knew. "At the hospital, a Chinese lady with very small hands was the only person who could get it out," he said.

Well, the ClubJenna girls aren't rough and tumble leathermen, so their butt plugs come with dainty rings. I suppose if one pulled hard enough the rings would disengage, and our test kitchen was not equipped with the type of superstructure that would allow us to hold someone upside down from a Lollipopper ring, but the Lollipopper rings proved effective in removing the plug despite our test subject's amazing muscles in that area (we are unpublishing her number).

The Lollipoppers come in two varieties: smooth and ribbed (each version represented by ClubJenna stars like Jesse Capelli and Ashton Moore). Gawker Media recommends a full colorectal cleansing before use of these products, especially the ribbed version, else you won't know what you'll bring back into the light.

We're gross because we care.

· Doc Johnson (docjohnson.com)
· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)

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Previously: MATK Archive