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Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has a fresh gallery from her latest international excursion with James Deen, and frankly, we're a tad jealous. Not that we have French-envy or anything—we're 100% American through and through—but how are we supposed to talk about how rad the Louvre was when there's a full-length porn about having sex around France to compete with?

· More photos and the trailer for "Joanna Angel and James Deen's European Vacation" at XOXOJoannaAngel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel offers this festive porn in the grand tradition of holiday specials. It's like a Very Special Christmas episode of "House," in which House learns the magic of giving. Except instead of House, it's Joanna Angel. And instead of "giving," it's bondage tape and fake beards.

· A Very Kleio Christmas (burningangel.com)

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She even got to meet Paulie, one of the artists from "LA Ink," and give him her stamp of approval: "he also showed me some videos of himself getting a blowjob from someone on his phone. Anyone who does that within 2 minutes of meeting me is good in my book." If that's not a standard of friendship, then we simply do not have any friends.

Except this guy, he can be our friend. He knows what's up.

More photos of Supreme Commandress Joanna at XOXO Joanna Angel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

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We know, we know—it's pretty amazing. But that's why she's our Supreme Commandress, right?

· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· "LA Pink" (lapinkxxx.com)

...and let us in on some of her geekier fantasies. Oh Phoenix, now you've got us thinking about what you could do if you had Jean Grey's powers—and believe us, we'd pay good money to see that!

· Phoenix Askani on Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Phoenix Askani on Twitter (twitter.com)
· Phoenix Askani on MySpace (myspace.com)

Now here is the complete photo set on facebook. You do have to be (already) logged into the site to see the pics, so just in case you don't have a facebook account (tsk tsk), we've done you the favor of posting a few ourselves.

Via Joanna Angel's Twitter for Burning Angel. (burningangel.com)
Via Joanna Angel's Twitter for Burning Angel. (burningangel.com)
Via Joanna Angel's Twitter for Burning Angel. (burningangel.com)
Via Joanna Angel's Twitter for Burning Angel. (burningangel.com)

And though the nonstop onslaught of "This Ain't"s and "Not The"s has made us a bit weary, this is one XXX parody we can still get it up for, namely because a) it actually makes sense, and b) the Burning Angel crew probably would have pulled this one together even if Will Ryder had never managed to pen "Not The" anything. Oh, and there's also our longstanding fascination with Joanna Angel and Kat Von D making sweet, sweet love—and while this isn't exactly that, it's probably the closest we'll ever get (outside of our nightly fantasies, anyway).

Need more persuasion? Check out the trailer below...and the head over to the "LA Pink" website for a whole slew of preview galleries.

· "LA Pink" (loads more photos @ lapinkxxx.com)

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Did the Burning Angel crew master the minutia of "LA Ink"? You tell us: above, the much awaited trailer for "LA Pink."