Fleshbot: bulgaria

Polina Dimovska: The Future Mrs. Fleshbot

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Good news, everybody! We've found our future bride. Meet Polina Dimovska: she's totally going to marry us...just as soon as we learn to say, "Marry us!" in Bulgarian (and we find a place where polygamy is legal).

Polina Dimovska (dailypoa.com)
Polina Dimovska (dailypoa.com)
Polina Dimovska (dailypoa.com)
Polina Dimovska (dailypoa.com)

The Irresistible Clio Zenden

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 May 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We didn't want to get out of bed this morning—but somehow Clio Zenden managed to pull us off our comfortable mattress and into our desk chair. Now if only we could get her out of bed, too (or at least get her to put the sheet down).

· Clio Zenden - Maxim 6-2009 (Bulgaria) (cameltap.com)

The U.S. State Department is advising Americans...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:03:23 EDT

The U.S. State Department is advising Americans to avoid Bulgarian strip clubs due to recent turf war violence between rival gangs. So, you know ... that dream vacation package to the strip clubs of Bulgaria is probably going to have to wait. Shucks! (xbiz.com)

Talk about a rough vacation: all the guests...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:40:00 EDT

Talk about a rough vacation: all the guests get food poisoning in the hotel restaurant, a family is accused of stealing towels when they try to check out, then security guards shoot a teenage girl in the face with a stun gun, leading to an all-out brawl by the front desk. On the bright side, the whole family did get to see the porn movie being filmed in the hotel lobby. See, Bulgaria isn't so bad! (sundaymail.co.uk; thumb via orgymax.com, via askjolene.com)

Since they're doing it everywhere from Miami...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:46:11 EDT

Since they're doing it everywhere from Miami to Paris to Israel these days, you didn't think Bulgaria was going to stay out of the global sex expo trend, did you? If you're in the Sofia area this week (and why wouldn't you be?), stop whatever you're doing and make your way to the Eros Show Erotic Expo. We hear there'll be porn stars there and everything! (international.ibox.bg)

Bulgarian Lesbians On Big Brother (And YouTube)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:59:23 EDT

Speaking of Big Brother and its worldwide appeal, we all know about the UK version's penchant for big-breasted blondes and the US version's preference for fame-hungry sad sacks. (Wait, maybe that's all of them). But now we've finally discovered what Bulgaria's BB specialty is—lesbians! This clip is a bit dated now (our Bulgarian cable box is on the fritz), but we are impressed by any network that will broadcast some actual girl-on-girl action ... and actual boobies. Poorly lit, security cam footage of boobies, but we still get giddy whenever we find salacious material that has escaped the wrath of the YouTube patrol. It's sort of like the feeling you get from watching scrambled Bulgarian porn. The greater the effort, the sweeter the reward.

· Big Brother Lesbian Scene (YouTube)

Previously: Olivia Munn's Hot Beef Injection, Lucy Pinder's Video Boob-O-Rama, YouTube Watch Archives

Wet Spots: Keeping You In Our Death Grip Since 2003

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:30:25 EDT

· Three things we know about Almudena Fernandez: she's sexy, she looks great in lingerie, and ... uh, she's sexy. What were we saying again? (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· GoDaddy needs a new ~~pair of breasts~~ corporate spokesmodel to hawk whatever it is they sell. Apparently it's not breasts. (godaddygirls.com, via adrants.com)

· Ohnoez!!1!! Pornography has us all in a "Death Grip!" That's funny ... we don't feel sick. (catholic.org)

· An Australian Rules football star shares his thoughts on life: "You haven't lived until you've had (a beauty queen) snort coke off your dick." Wow ... we have got to watch more Australian Rules football. (theage.com.au)

· Not busy this week? Head on down to the Bulgarian Eros Show. Eastern European pornstars! Free AIDS tests! Any reason at all to go to Bulgaria! (novinite.com)

· Nordic countries spend a lot of time thinking about pornography and society. Well, if you lived in a place that was dark six months of the year, how would you kill the time? (norden.org + icelandreview.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives