Okay, granted, we can do that on a Wednesday afternoon if we want to—but trust us, it's that much better when we're not on the clock.

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That got your attention, didn't it? With a title like "Jana Cova: Belle," it's what we would expect. Still, that's a lot of pressure to live up to, don't you think? Especially when you constantly have to reinvent your genre with the same tired old cliches.

Eastern European sexual refuge—and former Digital Playground contract star—Jana Cova stars in three erotically charged scenes of Sapphic delinquency along some very alluring ladies, specifically the lovely Brooke Belle, Sophia Lynn, Lisa Daniels, and Kina Kai. For the most, part none of the scenes ever reach far past a mild boil, but they do serve to delight the senses and whet our appetites for harder fare.

Separating the girl-on-girl action are two very hard, distinctive fuck scenes which include the stunning young Alexis Love taking a double drilling that borders on assault from Marco Banderas, and Maya Hills getting De Sergio's nail slammed into her bubble gum pink Eskimo folds. While curiously at odds stylistically, they give "Belle" a meaty substance it otherwise lacks (no pun intended), and ground an otherwise ethereal flight into softcore fantasy lesbian theatrics with some much needed solid pussy pounding.

All in all Celeste does, well, better than average with what she has to work with. Her talent and vision recreate a star whose shined brighter in better days before going gently into that good night. Goodnight, Miss Cova and good luck!

"Jana Cova: Belle" releases this week from Digital Playground.

· All images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

These days, it seems as though the transition from performer to director takes the average starlet all of about 6.5 movies. Not so for this sultry sex goddess: drake took her time basking in her hard won praise and loving every sticky second of being nothing short of a highly coveted seductress. Having worked her way up through the ranks of hardcore gonzo titles to the prestigious upper realms of the high-end adult feature, drake spent years with Wicked, serving as the head contract girl and live-in girlfriend of its most prominent auteur. So it stands to reason that her directorial debut, "What Girls Like"—a glorious exploration into the sex lives of seven culturally and sexually diverse starlets—should reflect her cautious tutelage.

Not content to stand on the sidelines, drake throws herself into the mix with fellow contract stars Alektra Blue and Mikayla Mendez, following through with a few lust-inspiring heartbreakers like Brooke Belle, Daisy Marie, Jada Fire, Michelle McLaren, and Sammie Rhodes.

Only time will tell if this initial offering will make the grade—but from all appearances (and, for that matter, photographic evidence), we’d say the girl is well on her way to Stormy Daniels status (and good luck to her!).

"What Girls Like" is currently available everywhere great porn is sold.

· "What Girls Like" Trailer (wickedpictures.com)
· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)

In "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2", size queens Cody Lane, Memphis Monroe, Puma Swede, Brooke Belle, and Savannah Gold lay to rest the pleasant fantasy some men have that women don't care about size by riding some of the biggest meat in the industry; in true Brazzers style, the apparent size and heft of said meat is enhanced by the judicious use of certain camera angles, casting actresses with small hands, and plenty of exaggerated "omg I can't buh-LIEVE the size of that thing!" facial expressions all around just in case you didn't already realize that the meat in question is, in fact, pretty darn big.

No one said life was fair. Still, know that we love you no matter what you're packing.

· Order: "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2" (Adult DVD Empire)
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· See also: Porn Stars Like It Big (paysite @ pornstarslikeitbig.com)

What we didn't know until we read today's press release for "Brea: Insatiable", however, is that we have the weather to thank for Brea's current state of divine discontent: "It was pouring by the afternoon," Brea may or may not have actually said about filming what was then just another untitled movie. "I love rain, and even more so, violent weather. It started to hail and the colder and more savage it got outside, the hotter I got, and the more hungry for hard, hold me down and fuck me senseless, sex. I directed all of my energy into the body of my partner. That's how the title came about. I was truly insatiable during that shoot."

Whether or not Brea actually let such words roll off her bubblegum pink tongue or whether they remain entirely the invention of an imaginative PR department we may never know. But at least it gave us the pleasant thought that Brea Bennett is both (1) unusually sensitive to meteorological influences and (2) unusually capable of enjoying intense, savage sexual congress. Since you're reading this on Fleshbot and not The Weather Channel, guess which part we're going to focus on?

"Brea: Insatiable" also stars Aubrey Addams, Brooke Belle, Veronica Jett, Jayme Langford, and Angie Savage, and hits shelves this week.

· Ninnworx_SR (ninnworx.com)

OK, so maybe in some ways "Doctor Adventures" is not that kind of groundbreaking work: the title alone should tip you off that it's little more than a rehash of Brazzers' paysite of the same name. But what is interesting about both the site and the DVD is that contrary to all those tight white uniforms that August, Brooke Belle, Devon Lee, Claire Dames, and Rachel Starr are busting out of, this isn't your standard naughty nurse porn at all: these women are female doctors. Which, to anyone with a particularly fine-grained medical fetish to feed, is a totally different thing from 99.999% of the rest of that hot babe-with-stethoscope action out there. Who says there's no such thing as progress in porn?

· "Doctor Adventures" (DVD info @ Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
· Doctor Adventures (doctoradventures.com)

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