Fleshbot: britney+spears

Britney Go Braless

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Given the endless (over)exposure Britney Spears has received from the media, we'd started to think that we knew everything there was to know about the popstar-turned-mom. But you know what? We still didn't know that she doesn't like wearing bras.

And having learned this—well, we can't really say that our life has changed in any measurable way, but it still was enough to give us a momentary thrill. And isn't that what's really important in life?

· Britney Spears (hollywoodtuna.com)

Britney Spears, (Kinda) Topless!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Finally, after years of waiting, we get to see Britney Spears topless. And true, the pictures are two years old (probably for the best) and her nipples are tastefully covered in paint, but hey—Britney! Topless (kinda)!

Hey, can you think of a better way to start off your Monday morning?

Britney Spears Topless Photos (nypost.com)
Britney Spears Topless (taxdrivermovie.com)

She Hasn't Shaved Her Head Lately, But Now Britney's Tits Are Shrinking??

auryn — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

Socialitelife.com just noticed that Brit's tits are getting smaller.

Okay, so before she even made it out of her teens, she supposedly got a boob job, and now they're disappearing again. Aaaaalright. The article even references vagina dentata, but we're not even going to touch that one. Really, would YOU want to? (socialiteife.celebuzz.com)

Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Lexi Love

pweasels — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST

We never noticed before how much Lexi Love looks like pre- and post-meltdown Britney Spears until we started looking for pictures for her birthday. But once we did…

We often wonder why people search so hard for nipple-slip and upskirt pictures of celebrities who are, in most cases, less attractive than the porn stars who give it all up all the time in every movie.

And then we remember our basic economics, and the principle of supply and demand. Lexi Love is plenty good enough for us, though. Happy 28th birthday, Lexi!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Lexi Love at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Lexi Love’s movies (gamelink.com)

Britney Spears And Tasteful Nudity, Together Again

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:30:05 EDT

Hey, remember Britney Spears? Wasn't it fun all those years ago when she was crazy and showing her ladyparts to everyone? Those were good times, but it's over now and she's back to serious music making business. Also known as "rolling around naked in music videos" business. You have to look really hard to find the part of this clip that "may not be suitable for minors," but underneath all the wigs and dancing, there's our girl sexing it up again, the right way. And also, we think, providing a timely and incisive commentary about the shallow greed of America's broken investment culture. Is there anything she can't do?

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· Britney Spears - Womanizer (YouTube)

Britney Spears Still Doesn't Have A Sex Tape (That We've Seen)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:40:43 EDT

The latest alleged Britney Spears sex tape that the media has been all in a tizzy about? Yeah, turns out it's all a hoax. Good thing we didn't get our hopes up about that one! (starmagazine.com)

More Girls Of Summer: Top Ten Celebrity Bikini Watch Moments

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:45:01 EDT

As Labor Day Weekend quickly approaches, so too does the end of summer — and with it, the end of bikini season. (Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere or one of those perpetually warm climates, in which case we're totally jealous). As we say goodbye to warm weather and scantily clad beach babes, we'd like to offer up a salute to the some of our favorite girls of summer. Won't you relive some of our favorite celebrity bikini memories with us after the jump? After all: summer doesn't have to end until you want it to.

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Britney Spears Enjoys A Nice Bikini (Again)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:54:48 EDT

A lot has changed since we first met Britney Spears. The former teen starlet has morphed into a MILF, shown the world her ladyparts, and gone through more hair style changes than we can remember. But over the years, one thing has remained constant: the girl looks great in a bikini. She kind of has to, since no matter what the occasion it seems she's always wearing one. And we love to check her out. (Okay, so that's two things). See the gallery below.

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Who's That Girl?: The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals That Weren't

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:20:28 EDT

Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn't be in business if they didn't. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it's often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking that you fucked a movie star. The more immediate problem for us is that whenever one of these sexy stories "leaks" people turn to us to pass an informed judgment on its veracity—and most of the time, we're just as confused as everyone else: we do pride ourselves on our ability to spot a good fake, but even we get it wrong sometimes. (And that's the most shocking fact of all!) So join us as we take a look back at some incredibly scandalous true-life celebrity shenanigans that turned out to be not-so-true after all ... and even one that was.

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· The Britney Spears Sex Tape

We all wanted that one to be true, but sadly, that was just the beginning of the end for America's fairy tale couple.

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· The Alyson Hannigan Sex Tape

To this day, you can still find paysites that are trying to pass this off an authentic exclusive, even though no one really believed it in the first place.

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· The Adriana Lima Sex Tape

We would have totally bought that a Victoria's Secret supermodel would fuck on tape, except that virgins don't generally fuck on tape. Or Victoria's Secret supermodels for that matter.

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· American Idol contestant Antonella Barba's blowjob

We were never 100% sure if these were definitively proven to be her or not, but that's beautiful thing about interent scandals: It's not a lie if you believe it!

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· Vanessa Hudgens Nude Cell Phone Pics

The craziest thing about these pictures wasn't that they involved the star of a Disney show, but that they were actually her! (She also may have taken them for a boy who isn't really into girls, but that's another story).

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· Kristin Davis' Old Nudie Pics

Some people are apparently still on the fence about this one, but unless someone has a really detailed picture of Kristin Davis' elbows we're not buying it.

Remember when a grainy handheld video of...

Jonnobot — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:18:25 EST

Remember when a grainy handheld video of Britney Spears' boob falling out of her bra would have occassioned cheeky "Oops, she did it again!" headlines and feverish masturbatory fantasies everywhere? Nowaways, though, it's just a really crappy video of Britney Spears' boob falling out of her bra. So forget we even mentioned anything in the first place. (hollywoodtuna.com)

A source close to a source (okay, a blog)...

Violet Blue — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:55:30 EST

A source close to a source (okay, a blog) tells us the super-sekrit news that stalkerazzi and Brit-boinker Adnan Ghalib is shopping around nude Britney photos. Except the problem is, no one's buying—whether due to poor photo quality or poor Britney quality, no one knows. (thesuperficial.com)

Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 13:53:26 EST

Lists make excellent fodder for easy end-of-the-year posts, in much the same way that a celebrity nipple or embarrassing bikini malfunctions makes for easy rest-of-the-year posts. (You don't know what it's like sitting around on a slow news day begging for someone like Sharon Stone to forget her sense of decency for a moment until you've walked a mile in our shoes.) But if famous people didn't periodically lose their minds and do something naughty, all of our lives would be a lot less boring. It's true that some of the folks on this list of our favorite celebrity moments of 2007 have even been know to make movies or albums on occasion, but generally those aren't nearly as entertaining.

Check out some of the moments that kept our jobs interesting this year after the jump.

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10

Not Meg White
Sometimes the best sex scandals are the ones that aren't true. Did White Stripes rhythm section Meg White really bang some college student in his dorm and let him film it? Does it even matter?

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Britney's Downward Spiral, Stage 3
So ... um ... yeah ... that happened. Moving on ...

8

Hayden's Barely Legal Year
Another hot young babe had her "it's no longer creepy" party, to be followed next year by her "whatever happened to?" fiesta (i.e., her 19th birthday).

7

Everybody's Preggers!
Salma. Christina. Halle. Jessica. J-Love. Jaime-Lynn? (No comment on that one.) Everyone seems to have forgone the sexy on-camera Hollywood screwing for the private, baby-making kind. On the plus side, bigger boobs are always nice.

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Anything Sienna Miller Does. Ever.
Seriously, we're not sure if this gal even owns a shirt, much less knows how to wear one, but we're just glad that her dedication to the cause of the celebrity nudity is so strong and vital.

5

Amy Fisher Understands A Good Press Event
Step aside, all you amateur scandalebrities: let a real tabloid veteran show you how it's done!

4

Natalie Portman's Ass
Better in theory than in iPod-quality practice, but any chance to see Ms. Portman sans culottes is a chance we're never going to pass up.

3

Kim Kardashian: Superstar?
The Paris Hilton "famous for being famous while having sex" phenomenon comes full circle, as her former sidekick parlays her fame by association into a TV show, a Playboy shoot and the worst Vivid video of all time. But at least she's not shy.

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Vanessa Hudgens' Graduation Gift
Even gay men agree: don't send your high school musical boyfriend full-frontal nudie pics unless you're absolutely sure he can be trusted to not share them with ~~all his friends~~ Planet Earth. (P.S. You can't.)

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Vanessa and Nick's Excellent Adventure
While they are not the biggest names on this list, the Mexican hot tub dance between pseudo-celebrities Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo was quite possibly our biggest story of the year. We hope that had more to do with the revelation of Vanessa's generous bush than Nick's pained o-face, but the moral, as always, is that watching famous people do dirty things is a terrific way to pass the time.

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Honorable Mention: Sharon Stone's Outrageous Cameltoe, Marisa Tomei Wakes The Dead, and Mr. Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes Of 2007

Britney Spears is having her body replaced...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:31:44 EST

Britney Spears is having her body replaced with a double for a photo shoot with Blender magazine ... which kind of defeats the whole purpose of hiring Britney, doesn't it? We don't think it's because she's gained weight; it probably has to do with the fact that she can't sit still for more than 30 seconds without exposing herself. (stuff.co.nz)

What is it about porn shops that makes celebrities...

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:06:29 EST

What is it about porn shops that makes celebrities act (even more like) like spoiled brats? First there was Paris Hilton's temper tantrum, now Britney Spears throwing a fit and shoplifting after being told she couldn't try on a pair of "Barely Legal" booty shorts. We know they're cute and all, but this is a little ridiculous. (thesuperficial.com)

According to gossip hounds, Britney Spears...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:43:41 EST

According to gossip hounds, Britney Spears has a secret sex room in her house, "filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs," plus a closet full of kinky costumes. She might also be breeding again, so we guess it's working. (nydailynews.com)

We're really not sure why anyone would even...

Fleshbot — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:05:14 EDT

We're really not sure why anyone would even bother posting yet another shot of Britney Spears' vag at this point—including us. So just forget you're reading this and skip to the next post already, OK? (egotastic.com)

Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Britney Plays The Classics

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:52:27 EDT

Hey, guys. Any idea what Britney Spears has been up to lately? If you haven't turned on the TV or the internet in the last couple days you might have missed her already legendary performance on the MTV Video Music Awards that everyone and their brother won't shut up about. Never one to rest on her laurels, she quickly followed it up by returning to her well-worn repertoire for a little tune we like to call "Getting Out Of The Car With No Panties On." It's an oldie, but a goody and we have a feeling that much like the Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, and every doo-wop group that ever had a hit before 1961, she'll still be touring with it years from now, breaking out the old standard during her encore set for delighted crowds of middle-aged tweens. Get your tickets now.

· Britney Spears' Pussy is Back (egotastic.com)

Defamer looks at Britney Spears' crotch-grabbing,...

Fleshbot — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:57:14 EDT

Defamer looks at Britney Spears' crotch-grabbing, pole-dancer-festoon'd performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last night and finds it as pathetic as everyone else did despite all that crotch grabbing and pole dancing: "There was just Britney, looking as though a handler had narcotized her to the point where she could be convinced to put on an outfit tailored for her 2001-era body and take to the stage with only the vaguest idea of her act's choreography." Um, at least her boobs looked good? (Defamer + CNN)

We were just thinking that it must have...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:04:20 EDT

We were just thinking that it must have been a least a day or two since we've seen Britney Spears' ass cheeks. This should make the shaking in our hands stop for a little while. (x17online.com)

You people spend way too much time thinking...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:30:51 EDT

You people spend way too much time thinking about Britney Spears' ass (and other parts.) Ok, maybe she spends way too much time showing it to everyone, but that's not the issue here. (metadish.com)